The Fattest Citizens in Vatican II
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Vatican II is ranked 21,351st in the world for Fattest Citizens.
Nation | World | Obesity Rate | |||
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1. | The Holy Empire of The Almighty Mare | 10,144th | 18.02 | ||
2. | The VRCC Security Office of The Stinkpot Turtle | 12,037th | 17.31 | ||
3. | The Most Serene Republic of Sancta Sedes I | 159,077th | 9.83 | ||
4. | The Old Forest of Stork | 284,450th | 5.64 | ||
5. | The Red Holy Catholic Division of The New Temple Knights | 293,056th | 3.78 | ||
6. | The Prelature Papacy of Erasticanius | 294,590th | 2.87 |