The Nudest in United League of Nations
After exhaustive surveys, the World Census calculated which nations have the greatest acreages of flesh on public display.
 | Nation | World | cheeks per square mile | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Dominion of Movovia | 5,169th | 1,162.5 | ||
| 2. |  The Constitutional Monarchy of Northern Nate Man | 78,363rd | 180 | ||
| 3. |  The Federal Constitutional Union of The Regalian Underland | 124,294th | 143.25 | ||
| 4. |  The Most Serene Republic of Wozmania | 142,758th | 127.5 | ||
| 5. |  The Commonwealth of Takkaviita LXXVIII | 205,999th | 94.5 | ||
| 6. |  The Story of Artorias and Sif | 213,050th | 87.75 | ||
| 7. |  The Bannorn of Eskandani | 214,956th | 85.75 | ||
| 8. |  The Republic of North Greene Vali | 215,494th | 85.5 | ||
| 9. |  The D'deridex-Class WarBird of LegMiner93 | 282,915th | 12.25 | ||