The Healthiest Citizens in the South Pacific
A measure of the general physical health of citizens in each nation.
 | Nation | World | bananas ingested per day | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Republic of Kiasu-ism | 2nd | 126.1 | ||
| 2. |  The Incorporated Entity of Harmonious Paperclips | 15th | 57.14 | ||
| 3. |  The Dexterian Republic of Bawkie | 59th | 73.38 | ||
| 4. |  The Federal Republic of U0403447 | 109th | 29.12 | ||
| 5. |  The Federal Ocean Republic of Qawe | 157th | 24.95 | ||
| 6. |  The Federation of Of the european socialist republics | 171st | 24.44 | ||
| 7. |  The Brown Chocolatey Mess of Fudgetopia | 194th | 23.4 | ||
| 8. |  The Militarist Federation of The Filippinas | 213th | 22.48 | ||
| 9. |  The Imperium of Erisian | 255th | 20.81 | ||
| 10. |  The Union of Tioloman | 306th | 19.12 | ||