The Lowest Crime Rates in Soviet Spawn
World Census agents attempted to lure citizens into committing various crimes in order to test the reluctance of citizens to break the law.
As a region, Soviet Spawn is ranked 15,347th in the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
 | Nation | World | law-abiding acts per hour | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Republic of Knuckle Dragger | 109,240th | 64.68 | ||
| 2. |  The Dictatorship of Drink the koolaid | 114,160th | 64.21 | ||
| 3. |  The Principality of Polonium Tea | 124,561st | 63.14 | ||
| 4. |  The Colony of Nimium stultus est ut animadverto | 164,621st | 59.58 | ||
| 5. | The Dictatorship of Used Bible Salesman | 178,953rd | 58.31 | ||
| 6. |  The Kingdom of Conman | 182,625th | 58.02 | ||
| 7. |  The Dictatorship of Kromaga | 184,139th | 57.89 | ||
| 8. | The Colony of Blacktiger | 246,930th | 52.02 | ||