The Most Compassionate Citizens in Seinfeld
Exhaustive World Census tests involving kittens revealed the following nations to be the most compassionate.
As a region, Seinfeld is ranked 5,231st in the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.
 | Nation | World | Kitten Softness Rating | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Suspension Bridge of Golden Gate | 4,692nd | 85.29 | ||
| 2. |  The Halaḥa of Kosher | 12,090th | 61.64 | ||
| 3. |  The University of Yale | 17,916th | 54.82 | ||
| 4. |  The LEGOLAND of LEGO | 18,116th | 54.5 | ||
| 5. |  The Architect of Saarinen | 21,380th | 52.5 | ||
| 6. |  The Show about Nothing of Seinfeld | 22,655th | 51.81 | ||
| 7. |  The Écrivain of Gustave Flaubert | 23,481st | 51.46 | ||
| 8. |  The Meal of Breakfast | 25,554th | 50.74 | ||
| 9. |  The Busway of Bus Rapid Transit | 28,584th | 49.62 | ||
| 10. |  The Red Sox Nation of Sox | 31,242nd | 48.85 | ||