The Most Advanced Law Enforcement in Seinfeld
World Census interns were framed for minor crimes in order to measure the response times, effectiveness, and amount of firepower deployed by the law enforcement agencies of different nations.
 | Nation | World | Orwell Orderliness Index | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Electoral Process of Caucus | 9,990th | 10,008.59 | ||
| 2. |  The Saturday Night Fever of Stayin Alive | 11,207th | 9,612.52 | ||
| 3. |  The Sculptor of Claes Oldenburg | 13,568th | 8,891.33 | ||
| 4. |  The Middle Nation of Lawrence | 14,155th | 8,731.79 | ||
| 5. |  The Chosen Musical of Fiddler on the Roof | 18,994th | 7,623.75 | ||
| 6. |  The Vortex of Ocean Gyre | 22,408th | 7,012.79 | ||
| 7. |  The Architect of Saarinen | 23,258th | 6,871.45 | ||
| 8. |  The Locomotive of Train | 23,458th | 6,839.97 | ||
| 9. |  The Red Sox Nation of Sox | 25,444th | 6,531.94 | ||
| 10. |  The Halaḥa of Kosher | 25,637th | 6,504.34 | ||