The Smartest Citizens in Paradoxia
The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.
As a region, Paradoxia is ranked 1,466th in the world for Smartest Citizens.
 | Nation | World | quips per hour | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Most Catholic Empire of Maltropia | 11,699th | 85.58 | ||
| 2. |  The Hanseatic League of Northern Bigfootia | 11,865th | 84.83 | ||
| 3. |  The WATER'S COLD of Im Taking a Shower | 87,002nd | 35.17 | ||