The Fattest Citizens in Official European Union
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Official European Union is ranked 25,492nd in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | World | Obesity Rate | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Federal Republic of Eastern-States | 54,249th | 13.54 | ||
| 2. |  The Empire of The Greater Nordics | 268,628th | 6.41 | ||
| 3. |  The United Kingdom of Fordana | 283,749th | 4.81 | ||