The Fattest Citizens in Novus Lucidum
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
Nation | World | Obesity Rate | |||
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1. | The Armed Republic of Scalesburg | 66.11 | |||
2. | The Freeland of Barbariax | 2,453rd | 40.06 | ||
3. | The Trifederal Republic of Haxia | 14,755th | 7.86 |