The Fattest Citizens in Novus Lucidum

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

NationWorldObesity Rate
1.The Armed Republic of Scalesburg66.11
2.The Freeland of Barbariax2,453rd40.06
3.The Trifederal Republic of Haxia14,755th7.86