The Fattest Citizens in Northern Europe

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Northern Europe is ranked 157th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWorldObesity Rate
1.The Eigenstate of PurDunamis312th90.74
2.The Drunken Haze of Beery Bliss1,585th51.67
3.The Holy Republic of GarryOwen1,943rd46.34
4.The Kingdom of Dragva175,704th9.71
5.The Republican Empire of Graztotzka236,349th8.38