The Fattest Citizens in nasunia
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, nasunia is ranked 24,070th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | World | Obesity Rate | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Size 32 Appendages of Green Feet | 63,665th | 12.95 | ||
| 2. |  The Empire of The land of four corners | 69,318th | 12.64 | ||
| 3. |  The Republic of Trorla Vascetopia | 144,487th | 9.92 | ||
| 4. |  The Democratic Republic of Czeroveepus | 184,242nd | 9.6 | ||
| 5. |  The Empire of State of Germany | 198,093rd | 9.4 | ||
| 6. |  The Yugoslav Dictator of Lower Columbian WA Mission | 220,549th | 8.86 | ||
| 7. |  The Scavenger Empire of Dogetopian Yevika | 254,752nd | 7.14 | ||
| 8. |  The Holy Sublime Imperial State of Almerdonia | 273,209th | 6.16 | ||
| 9. |  The Scientific Empire of Boopkinville | 284,873rd | 4.75 | ||