The Smartest Citizens in Hippy Haven
The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.
As a region, Hippy Haven is ranked 1,704th in the world for Smartest Citizens.
 | Nation | World | quips per hour | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Community of St Stephen n Critters | 68th | 479.26 | ||
| 2. |  The Casual State of Makiland | 3,187th | 164.78 | ||
| 3. |  The Republic of Jaya Karta | 3,731st | 153.84 | ||
| 4. |  The Mind Altering Trip of The Acid Tests | 4,720th | 137.26 | ||
| 5. |  The Kingdom of Shangri la valley | 5,370th | 128.94 | ||
| 6. |  The Crest of A High And Beautiful Wave | 5,686th | 125.81 | ||
| 7. |  The Republic of Boogie Chillen | 5,841st | 124.07 | ||
| 8. |  The People's Confederacy of Vajji | 6,883rd | 114.61 | ||
| 9. |  The Socialist Pessimists of Hellawi | 7,794th | 107.9 | ||
| 10. |  The Colony of Captain Pugwash | 7,958th | 106.67 | ||