The Fattest Citizens in Dauiland
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Dauiland is ranked 27,753rd in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | World | Obesity Rate | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Nation of Sovak Medasic | 191,799th | 9.49 | ||
| 2. |  The Republic of TLU Canon Info | 239,837th | 7.87 | ||
| 3. | The Factbook Writers of Our Official FB Nation | 249,284th | 7.35 | ||
| 4. | The Grand Duchy of Alomphmerks | 267,519th | 6.52 | ||
| 5. | The Sweet Islands of Candy and Chocolate | 282,931st | 5.13 | ||
| 6. |  The United Republic of Richomp | 285,147th | 4.65 | ||
| 7. |  The Articulate Republic of Rahul Raghuraman | 291,674th | 0.92 | ||