The Fattest Citizens in Cyberius Confederation
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
 | Nation | World | Obesity Rate | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Irish Federation of Bauld | 61,055th | 13.12 | ||
| 2. |  The Disputed Territories of HMS Biter | 111,975th | 10.85 | ||
| 3. |  The Republic of Yewblossom | 163,707th | 9.79 | ||
| 4. |  The Dark Shadows of Vampire Princess Miyu | 178,628th | 9.66 | ||
| 5. | The Myriad Shining World Systems of Kasterborous Gallifrey | 293,008th | 1.81 | ||