The Nicest Citizens in Australia
World Census sociology experts studied citizens from various nations to determine which seemed most friendly and concerned for others.
 | Nation | World | average smiles per day | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Imperial Protectorate of Meulmania | 3,318th | 58.09 | ||
| 2. |  The Kingdom of King Rankmore | 8,544th | 36.05 | ||
| 3. |  The Theocracy of Heaven Gate | 11,433rd | 30.78 | ||
| 4. |  The Protectorate of CoffeeSqueeze | 11,755th | 30.18 | ||
| 5. |  The Willit and Booble of Veeblefetzer | 14,195th | 27.03 | ||
| 6. |  The Empire of Fidionia | 17,065th | 24.52 | ||
| 7. |  The Third Kingdom of The Aumenlends | 20,002nd | 22.56 | ||
| 8. |  The Constitutional Monarchy of The Australio-Indonesian Empire | 21,750th | 21.78 | ||
| 9. |  The Empire of Suratia | 27,597th | 19.56 | ||
| 10. |  The Republic of Pax Australiana | 35,473rd | 19.56 | ||