The Most Primitive in 404 Not Found
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
 | Nation | World | Scary Big Number Scale | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The State of Mikhail Fradkov | 4,342nd | 41.23 | ||
| 2. |  The Queen's State of Bope | 21.21 | |||
| 3. |  The Colony of Dams | 20.5 | |||
| 4. |  The State of AvRae | 7.07 | |||
| 5. |  The State of Shez | -33.17 | |||
| 6. |  The State of Lannraig | -53.85 | |||
| 7. |  The Queen's State of Menier | -53.85 | |||
| 8. |  The State of Royal Empire | -63.64 | |||
| 9. |  The State of JimHillameen | -83.67 | |||