The World World Census

The Highest Crime Rates in the World

World Census interns were dispatched to seedy back alleys in order to determine which nations have the highest crime rates.

NationWA CategoryMotto
51.The Oppressed Peoples of Grave RavenCapitalist Paradise“So back up offa me, you're weirding me out (uh uh UH!)”
52.The Glorious Empire of Burning PantsAnarchy“LOOK! THE PANTS ARE BURNING RED!”
53.The Stardew Valley Rainbow of TrashsylvaniaCapitalizt“You can't have a rainbow without a little rain :-)”
54.The Democratic Republic of Anar landCivil Rights Lovefest“Freedom”
55.The Combined Corporations of Win MintsAnarchy“Noli me tangere”
56.The Confederacy of ElwherCapitalist Paradise“Power for the Taking”
57.The Iron Mall of DragynAnarchy“Shop 'til you drop!”
58.The Dystopian Future of MinnesotanWastelandCivil Rights Lovefest“I Love My Country, Not My Government”
59.The Unstable State of DementistanInoffensive Centrist Democracy“We choose THAT option”
60.The Confederacy of DelcoviaCapitalizt“Get Rich or Get Really Rich”
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