The World World Census

The Highest Crime Rates in the World

World Census interns were dispatched to seedy back alleys in order to determine which nations have the highest crime rates.

NationWA CategoryMotto
31.The Murabian Protectorate of UnthankCapitalizt“Beware!”
32.The Serene Democracy of Bear Connors ParadisoInoffensive Centrist Democracy“What is love? Baby dont hurt me, dont hurt me, no more.”
33.The Coadunate Member State of Ferret CivilizationAnarchy“Make it up as I go.”
34.The Malthusian Fecundity of Celtic RodentsAnarchy“United we stand, divided, we scamper about”
35.The Confederacy of HalbhalbhaCorporate Bordello“Yeah, Nah”
36.The Infinite Supply of Ice 800Libertarian Police State“Ice Brewed Malt Liquor”
37.The Grand figment of FractalnavelCivil Rights Lovefest“There is no god, there are only gears”
38.The Burlesque Republic of The CentauriCompulsory Consumerist State“What do you want you Moon-Faced Assassin of Joy?”
39.The Smash Hit Movie Version of BrocklandiaAnarchy“Now playing!”
40.The Megalopolis Corporatocracy of MatofaliCompulsory Consumerist State“To Take and Master ”
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