The World World Census
The Highest Crime Rates in the World
World Census interns were dispatched to seedy back alleys in order to determine which nations have the highest crime rates.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 247,241. |  The Puppet Tenders of The Wax Lion | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “You can't talk! You don't have a larynx!” | |
| 247,242. |  The RoirraW regnaRmmoC deriteR of Kingsteck | Moralistic Democracy | “Don't Give A Damn.” | |
| 247,243. |  The Leader of The MT Army of Vippertooth33 | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Defending Liberty and fighting Nazis Since 2003 :)” | |
| 247,244. |  The Perfidious Theocracy of Snorlaxia | Civil Rights Lovefest | “We are always pretty” | |
| 247,245. |  The Holy Zombie Purple Fiefdom of The Anarchic fascist republic of an isle | Left-Leaning College State | “I'm a Fief” | |
| 247,246. |  The Yoke of Serious Problems | New York Times Democracy | “Why me?” | |
| 247,247. |  The Santa States of Ho Ho Ho | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Ho Ho Ho!” | |
| 247,248. |  The Angry Blue Warcow of Woonrocket | Left-Leaning College State | “I'm angry. I'm blue. And I'm a Warcow from Woonsocket.” | |
| 247,249. |  The Kingdom of Norengland | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Ære, hjemland og folk” | |
| 247,250. |  The Matriarchy of Imperial Darkovary | Iron Fist Consumerists | “You will do it, and you will like it.” |