The World World Census
The Fattest Citizens in the World
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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246,141. | The Republic of Band-Tailed Nighthawk | Corporate Bordello | “Spix, 1825” | |
246,142. | The Fiefdom of Lavallina | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Work and Work for the King's Pleasure” | |
246,143. | The Evolutionary Process of Karini | Left-Leaning College State | “Climbing the tree of life.” | |
246,144. | The Long Lost Lair of Wolfcubs | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Let the wolf go!” | |
246,145. | The Dominion of Shimbonil | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Keep your feet on the ground.” | |
246,146. | The Lavender Sachet of Draftie | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “We're all eligible!” | |
246,147. | The United Federation of Khoro | Democratic Socialists | “..” | |
246,148. | The Raéga Drákoç of New Drakia | Democratic Socialists | “Átra vyl, I will uphold” | |
246,149. | The Dragon Rider of Eragon Bromsson | Authoritarian Democracy | “The greatest enemy is one that has nothing to lose” | |
246,150. | The Dilly Dalliances of Darwin Finches | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Creationism is a Load of Phoey” |