The World World Census

The Fattest Citizens in the World

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

NationWA CategoryMotto
246,141.The Republic of Band-Tailed NighthawkCorporate Bordello“Spix, 1825”
246,142.The Fiefdom of LavallinaIron Fist Consumerists“Work and Work for the King's Pleasure”
246,143.The Evolutionary Process of KariniLeft-Leaning College State“Climbing the tree of life.”
246,144.The Long Lost Lair of WolfcubsInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Let the wolf go!”
246,145.The Dominion of ShimbonilCivil Rights Lovefest“Keep your feet on the ground.”
246,146.The Lavender Sachet of DraftieInoffensive Centrist Democracy“We're all eligible!”
246,147.The United Federation of KhoroDemocratic Socialists“..”
246,148.The Raéga Drákoç of New DrakiaDemocratic Socialists“Átra vyl, I will uphold”
246,149.The Dragon Rider of Eragon BromssonAuthoritarian Democracy“The greatest enemy is one that has nothing to lose”
246,150.The Dilly Dalliances of Darwin FinchesIron Fist Consumerists“Creationism is a Load of Phoey”
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