The Fattest Citizens in Vatican II

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Vatican II is ranked 21,351st in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Holy Empire of The Almighty MareFather Knows Best State“Stupid people not allowed.”
2.The VRCC Security Office of The Stinkpot TurtleInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Oberst of the VRCC”
3.The Most Serene Republic of Sancta Sedes IDemocratic Socialists“Peace and favor from God”
4.The Old Forest of StorkInoffensive Centrist Democracy“it is not only fine feathers that make fine birds”
5.The Red Holy Catholic Division of The New Temple KnightsCorrupt Dictatorship“Deus Unus Me Iudicare Potest”
6.The Prelature Papacy of ErasticaniusScandinavian Liberal Paradise“May we all love each other, as we have been loved.”