The World World Census

The Highest Drug Use in the World

World Census experts sampled many cakes of dubious content to determine which nations' citizens consume the most recreational drugs.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Element of SurpriseAnarchy“Didn't see that coming.”
2.The Magnificent Desolation of Luna AmoreBenevolent Dictatorship“Anything less than immortality is a complete waste of time.”
3.The Glorious Empire of Burning PantsAnarchy“LOOK! THE PANTS ARE BURNING RED!”
4.The Free Land of Port MyrealCivil Rights Lovefest“Loosen up a bit, be positive, have some fun”
5.The Victorian Silurian World of Madame VastraAnarchy“Girls Having Fun”
6.The Guild of Noble Nannies of Dread Nanny RobertsAnarchy“Beware of my Au Pairs”
7.The Floob-Boober-Bab-Boober-Bubs of On Beyond ZebraAnarchy“My alphabet starts where your alphabet ends!”
8.The Multi-colored Dinosaurs of Isla de YoshiCivil Rights Lovefest“Yoshi! ”
9.The Little Queendom of The Pink DalekCivil Rights Lovefest“Seeking, Locating & Exterminating with my Mummy!”
10.The Barely Functional Coalition of RettitonAnarchy“A Free LifeĽ (actual experience may vary)”
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