The Most Corrupt Governments in Wysteria
World Census officials visited a range of government departments and recorded how frequently bribes were required to complete simple administrative requests.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The United States of Wars Forever | Iron Fist Consumerists | “War” | |
| 2. |  The Dominion of Complete Bastards | Iron Fist Consumerists | “We don't want the world, we just want your half.” | |
| 3. |  The Grotesque Playground of Mackintosh | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Success is knowing who to blame for your failures.” | |
| 4. |  The Dominion of The Captain | Corporate Police State | “A friendly place for the upper class” | |
| 5. |  The Indomitable Borderlands of The Grendels | Compulsory Consumerist State | “The Paragon of Corporate Power and Style since 2002.” | |
| 6. |  The Godless Mercantile Nexus of Isla Vista | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Where churches are charged with fraud and racketeering!” | |
| 7. |  The Wealthy Evil Empire of Zamberdaf | Corporate Police State | “No moto since 1902” | |
| 8. |  The Architeuthis Dux of Cthonian Wasteland | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Ia! Ia! - Azathoth, Azathoth RA RA RA!” | |
| 9. |  The Richly Blended Peoples of Koffee | Capitalist Paradise | “Guns, Germs, Steel, and really smooth Mochas!” | |
| 10. |  The Republic of Miratejo | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Aqui quem se lixa é o mexilhão!” |