The Rudest Citizens in The Bar on the corner of every region
World Census experts telephoned citizens from all nations at just before dinner time, in a study to determine which populations were most brash, rude, or brusque.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Impending Doom of Zombie Penguins | Anarchy | “The car won't start!” | |
| 2. |  The Vermin Guild of Ratfink | Anarchy | “Strays I find in it, wounds I bind in it.” | |
| 3. |  The Ancient and Ethereal Lady of Feoras | Anarchy | “The Errant Emissary of Eris Discordia since 2003.” | |
| 4. |  The Eyes Wide Shut of Dangerous Liaisons | Anarchy | “Don't you want to go where the rainbow ends?” | |
| 5. |  The Armed Republic of Dehlk | Corporate Police State | “Semper Instans” | |
| 6. |  The Free Land of The Peanut Feast | Anarchy | “It's the Peanuttiest!” | |
| 7. |  The RMB Spammers Will Be Ejected of Kissinger-Monroe | Corporate Bordello | “Spammers Will Be Ejected, Banned, & Burned at the Stake” | |
| 8. |  The Unified State of Kabravosk | Corporate Police State | “Come to the basement. It's a wonderful place.” | |
| 9. |  The Freeloading Freebooter of Valkyrie Reborn | Compulsory Consumerist State | “...than Serve in Heaven” | |
| 10. |  The Cthulhu Worshipping Anarchy of Thick-Billed Longspur | Moralistic Democracy | “Free Bird ,Eat Seeds ,Clear Skys ,Fly High” |