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The Front Range wrote:RIP Poland, again

Luckily the coffin can be reused

lways is, they've used it like 7 or 8 times at this point

Vavlar wrote::O :O :O

No! They are rightful Serbian Lands then!

YOU ARE SERB
KOSOVO IS SERB
BALKAN KEBAB ALBANIA IS SERB
BALKAN KEBAB 2 IS SERB
BALKANS IS SERB
REMOVE ANATOLIAN KEBAB
EUROPE IS SERB
ASIA IS SERB
AFRICA IS SERB
AFROEURASIA IS SERB
AMERICAS IS SERB
ALL PEOPLE ARE SERB
WORLD IS SERB
EARTH IS SERB
SOLAR SYSTEM IS SERB
GALAXY IS SERB
LOCAL CLUSTER IS SERB
UNIVERSE IS SERB
GOD IS SERB

*cedes it all and watches the penguins die as they are not adapted to the environment there and teleports them back to where they belong*

It's cute that you think we can only survive in the cold. We are everywhere. Watching you from the shadows. The world will soon bow down to the penguin mafia.

Marainta and Vavlar

Trivalve wrote:Hey Paganan! I am going well, I just finished my last University exam for the semester so I am tired but relieved. What about you?

Yes this is a longer test to get better results on how double posting will go.

i'm pretty good, i just came home from Boarding School yesterday and i'm having a vacation for 4 weeks, also i just finished my final exams. and tomorrow i will represent my school in an online science olympiad, but i got distracted and i play ns now, on the rmb.

Vavlar wrote::O :O :O

No! They are rightful Serbian Lands then!

YOU ARE SERB
KOSOVO IS SERB
BALKAN KEBAB ALBANIA IS SERB
BALKAN KEBAB 2 IS SERB
BALKANS IS SERB
REMOVE ANATOLIAN KEBAB
EUROPE IS SERB
ASIA IS SERB
AFRICA IS SERB
AFROEURASIA IS SERB
AMERICAS IS SERB
ALL PEOPLE ARE SERB
WORLD IS SERB
EARTH IS SERB
SOLAR SYSTEM IS SERB
GALAXY IS SERB
LOCAL CLUSTER IS SERB
UNIVERSE IS SERB
GOD IS SERB

*cedes it all and watches the penguins die as they are not adapted to the environment there and teleports them back to where they belong*

that's a certified 2balkan4u moment of serb patriotism. Also for a very controversial question, what is your favorite and least favorite balkan country?
if you dont wanna answer it's ok

Trivalve, Marainta, Vavlar, and Sapoe

British Bharat wrote:lways is, they've used it like 7 or 8 times at this point

Still not as much as the Syrians

Marainta

Paganan wrote:i'm pretty good, i just came home from Boarding School yesterday and i'm having a vacation for 4 weeks, also i just finished my final exams. and tomorrow i will represent my school in an online science olympiad, but i got distracted and i play ns now, on the rmb.that's a certified 2balkan4u moment of serb patriotism. Also for a very controversial question, what is your favorite and least favorite balkan country?
if you dont wanna answer it's ok

That's good to hear. Good luck with the science olympiad.

YOU ARE SERB
KOSOVO IS SERB
BALKAN KEBAB ALBANIA IS SERB
BALKAN KEBAB 2 IS SERB
BALKANS IS SERB
REMOVE ANATOLIAN KEBAB
EUROPE IS SERB
ASIA IS SERB
AFRICA IS SERB
AFROEURASIA IS SERB
AMERICAS IS SERB
ALL PEOPLE ARE SERB
WORLD IS SERB
EARTH IS SERB
SOLAR SYSTEM IS SERB
GALAXY IS SERB
LOCAL CLUSTER IS SERB
UNIVERSE IS SERB
MULTIVERSE IS SERB
GOD IS SERB

Read dispatch


what would happen If I sent this in TWP?

This past Friday, during a speech regarding something more-or-less specific, a would-be assassin made an attempt on High Chief Heiʻuraʻs life. The perpetrator ran into nearby wilderness where he was later found dead by investigators, mauled by a passing rabbit.

In a statement regarding the incident, the High Chief said, "His hair: WACK! His gear: WACK! His jewelry: WACK! His foot stance: WACK! The way he talks: WACK! The way he doesnt even like to smile: WACK!"

Itʻs known that the suspect was a 96 year old professional helicopter impersonator. In a manifesto found in the suspects super-secret, no-girls-allowed treehouse, he states to support the Neo-Neo-Liberal-Neo-Conservative-Liberal cause and was moved to make an attempt on the High Chiefʻs life because he really wants to pet a horse one day.

People across the nation have displayed their support for the High Chief by going about their day wearing nothing but an alligator meat hat tied to their heads and covering the windows of their homes and businesses with Nutella. Sympathizers to the assassins agenda are showing their support by going about their day wearing nothing but a crocodile meat hat tied to their heads and covering the windows of their homes and businesses with generic brand hazelnut cocoa spread.

Security has been increased at the High Chiefʻs house in what some are calling a "unjust power-grab" consisting of the dismissal of all the High Chiefʻs entire security personnel and a secure perimeter being constructed around the premises entirely made of rugby cleats.

More details forthcoming.

British Bharat wrote:

YOU ARE SERB
KOSOVO IS SERB
BALKAN KEBAB ALBANIA IS SERB
BALKAN KEBAB 2 IS SERB
BALKANS IS SERB
REMOVE ANATOLIAN KEBAB
EUROPE IS SERB
ASIA IS SERB
AFRICA IS SERB
AFROEURASIA IS SERB
AMERICAS IS SERB
ALL PEOPLE ARE SERB
WORLD IS SERB
EARTH IS SERB
SOLAR SYSTEM IS SERB
GALAXY IS SERB
LOCAL CLUSTER IS SERB
UNIVERSE IS SERB
MULTIVERSE IS SERB
GOD IS SERB

Read dispatch


what would happen If I sent this in TWP?

TWP would throw you out. They hate dispatches
#TWPHatesDispatches

Paganan wrote:i'm pretty good, i just came home from Boarding School yesterday and i'm having a vacation for 4 weeks, also i just finished my final exams. and tomorrow i will represent my school in an online science olympiad, but i got distracted and i play ns now, on the rmb.that's a certified 2balkan4u moment of serb patriotism. Also for a very controversial question, what is your favorite and least favorite balkan country?
if you dont wanna answer it's ok

Favorite:
Croatia
Slovenia
Serbia
Greece
Bulgaria
Romania
Neutral/Not really liking:
FYROM/North Macedonia
Least:
Albania
Turkey (I respect you Edrogan for certain reasons. Yet you and your people laugh at Greece when you shouldn't.)
Bosnia
Kosovo (You are Serb, the only reason it is Albanian claimed is because new nations seem like they want to gobble up everything they can. And Tito brought workers from Albania to there in the 30s.

Paganan wrote:that's a certified 2balkan4u moment of serb patriotism. Also for a very controversial question, what is your favorite and least favorite balkan country?
if you dont wanna answer it's ok

Albania 💪🇦🇱😎 > Every Balkan country

Least favorite is probably Slovenia

My economy is sh*t, but at least I... Barely have any cheese left, because I ate it all.

British Bharat wrote:

YOU ARE SERB
KOSOVO IS SERB
BALKAN KEBAB ALBANIA IS SERB
BALKAN KEBAB 2 IS SERB
BALKANS IS SERB
REMOVE ANATOLIAN KEBAB
EUROPE IS SERB
ASIA IS SERB
AFRICA IS SERB
AFROEURASIA IS SERB
AMERICAS IS SERB
ALL PEOPLE ARE SERB
WORLD IS SERB
EARTH IS SERB
SOLAR SYSTEM IS SERB
GALAXY IS SERB
LOCAL CLUSTER IS SERB
UNIVERSE IS SERB
MULTIVERSE IS SERB
GOD IS SERB

Read dispatch


what would happen If I sent this in TWP?

Funny Bharat. Funny.

Petea wrote:
This past Friday, during a speech regarding something more-or-less specific, a would-be assassin made an attempt on High Chief Heiʻuraʻs life. The perpetrator ran into nearby wilderness where he was later found dead by investigators, mauled by a passing rabbit.

In a statement regarding the incident, the High Chief said, "His hair: WACK! His gear: WACK! His jewelry: WACK! His foot stance: WACK! The way he talks: WACK! The way he doesnt even like to smile: WACK!"

Itʻs known that the suspect was a 96 year old professional helicopter impersonator. In a manifesto found in the suspects super-secret, no-girls-allowed treehouse, he states to support the Neo-Neo-Liberal-Neo-Conservative-Liberal cause and was moved to make an attempt on the High Chiefʻs life because he really wants to pet a horse one day.

People across the nation have displayed their support for the High Chief by going about their day wearing nothing but an alligator meat hat tied to their heads and covering the windows of their homes and businesses with Nutella. Sympathizers to the assassins agenda are showing their support by going about their day wearing nothing but a crocodile meat hat tied to their heads and covering the windows of their homes and businesses with generic brand hazelnut cocoa spread.

Security has been increased at the High Chiefʻs house in what some are calling a "unjust power-grab" consisting of the dismissal of all the High Chiefʻs entire security personnel and a secure perimeter being constructed around the premises entirely made of rugby cleats.

More details forthcoming.

wth.... Petea, you can be so funny

Marainta and Vavlar

South pacifican kilendjj

omg-
300 endos

Marainta

British Bharat wrote:wth.... Petea, you can be so funny

top qualty

British Bharat wrote:wth.... Petea, you can be so funny

If it reads like a fever dream, Iʻve done well.

Paganan and Marainta

Trivalve wrote:That's good to hear. Good luck with the science olympiad.

thank you buddy! :)

The Front Range wrote:Still not as much as the Syrians

speaking of syrians:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q29IALHvoRQ

Vavlar wrote:Favorite:
Croatia
Slovenia
Serbia
Greece
Bulgaria
Romania
Neutral/Not really liking:
FYROM/North Macedonia
Least:
Albania
Turkey (I respect you Edrogan for certain reasons. Yet you and your people laugh at Greece when you shouldn't.)
Bosnia
Kosovo (You are Serb, the only reason it is Albanian claimed is because new nations seem like they want to gobble up everything they can. And Tito brought workers from Albania to there in the 30s.

my favorite ones are:
Turkey, Albania, Bosnia, and Kosovo (Maybe due to religious bias, in Indonesia here many people support Turkey and Edrogan due to the good relations and similarities in religion.)
but i respect almost all balkan nations,
probably my least favorite is Serbia
but i also really enjoy balkan memes, they are simply funny and entertains me when i'm bored.

Petea wrote:If it reads like a fever dream, Iʻve done well.

It does, how do you have that much Nutella?

Marainta and Petea

British Bharat wrote:

YOU ARE SERB
KOSOVO IS SERB
BALKAN KEBAB ALBANIA IS SERB
BALKAN KEBAB 2 IS SERB
BALKANS IS SERB
REMOVE ANATOLIAN KEBAB
EUROPE IS SERB
ASIA IS SERB
AFRICA IS SERB
AFROEURASIA IS SERB
AMERICAS IS SERB
ALL PEOPLE ARE SERB
WORLD IS SERB
EARTH IS SERB
SOLAR SYSTEM IS SERB
GALAXY IS SERB
LOCAL CLUSTER IS SERB
UNIVERSE IS SERB
MULTIVERSE IS SERB
GOD IS SERB

Read dispatch


what would happen If I sent this in TWP?

*cocks shotgun and stares at you with intent of murder*

You unoriginal [REDACTED], get back and pay the price for taking one of my own works without my consent! *chases after you and shoots you with cluster copper bullets*

Marainta

What if i launch nuke using cheese instead of nuclear warhead

Question of the day:
What would YOU do if you had control of the world?

Paganan, Marainta, TescoPepsi, and The trr pumpkin man

Petea wrote:If it reads like a fever dream, Iʻve done well.

You saw
2balkan4u
Now get ready to experience
4Petea16u

South pacifican kilendjj

British Bharat wrote:It does, how do you have that much Nutella?

do you still hate Orcuo-

Orcuo wrote:Question of the day:
What would YOU do if you had control of the world?

Blow it up
Spread penguins all over the world

Paganan wrote:thank you buddy! :)
speaking of syrians:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q29IALHvoRQmy favorite ones are:
Turkey, Albania, Bosnia, and Kosovo (Maybe due to religious bias, in Indonesia here many people support Turkey and Edrogan due to the good relations and similarities in religion.)
but i respect almost all balkan nations,
probably my least favorite is Serbia
but i also really enjoy balkan memes, they are simply funny and entertains me when i'm bored.

Send help, somebody quickly please they're at my house the coordinate a-
*The serbs take over*
YOU ARE SERB
PANGAN IS RIGHTFUL SERB CLAY
PANGAN IS SERB

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