Greetings, I bring to you a Cask of Beer and 2.5kg of beef, in exchange for a Shoyu Ramen with pork and a can of cider.
Good to see you here, we've got all sorts! Can I suggest a Miso Ramen with pork? Goes well with some sake ;)
A fine exchange, thank you! That's some good beer. Your Shoyu Ramen will be right with you. The cider is ice cold! :D
Thanks for accepting it! We'll see what we can do
Great to be working with a fellow corporation, we hope our products are well received and your noodles, personally, are delicious and we will happily import your products.
- NCPI Management
Special delivery is now available to our valued customers! Frank's Golden Retriever express can deliver noodles directly to you for an extra $2.00. Some of the pork might not make it though...Bork!
I am from the great region of Merchandise of Alself. I am a traveling merchant and am here to sell my products.
Please telegram me or write in our RMB if you wish to buy something. We also have limited time offers going on!
This day comes every year on the 3rd of May. This date marks the freedom of the press! We are recognizing them today by having this special sale!
These are just a few previews of our products! This is a LIMITED TIME EDITION SALE! Please tell us which one you would like and how many.
Alself, Merchandise of Alself
Tell me how much you guys want and what you want. We look forward to doing business with you.
Can I have a bowl of Ramon? In exchange I will give you Several donuts of your choice, and a coffee, of your choice.
Certainly! Here is a bowl of Kitakata Ramen, with chicken. It's one of my favourites. Please take a couple of bottles of lager too, they're a good way to wash it all down.
I'd love to try a few of your signature donuts, and a black coffee would be great. Thank you!
why thank you! *Takes Ramen* *Gives two of our signature Chocalate donuts and Black coffee*. I'll also take some champagne my friend, if you have that. If not,
I'll take some Boston Lager.
Can I have some kitaka ramen or whatever please
Funny you should mention that! I recently got a couple of bottles in return for some ramen, you're welcome to one of them.
Certainly, anything to drink with it?
One bowl of Tokyo ramen noodles coming right up! I'll wake Frank up and get him to deliver them direct to Balestria.
Bork! Now accepting delivery tips in the form of belly rubs
May I have some Tokyo ramen noodles to-go?