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The Georgeian Empire wrote:I recommend just bringing radiation pills.

We can mix those into a smoothie for you. We can even blend in a little Cream of Uranium, so the pills will have something to work on from the beginning.

Rudolph

Rudolph

Brocklandia wrote:I'm surprised Rudolph hasn't thrown himself in front of all five of those cars. Must be waiting for a really big one, like Zombie Penguins' mega-SUV. I told TheOrc that putting that "Deer Crossing" sign in front of the Bar was a Very Bad Idea Indeed. But does ze ever listen to me?--Noooo.

Won't that be just what we need around here--a zombie reindeer.

Rudolph:"I can eat the brains of naughty children, but I'm not a zombie. Yet." 🦌😋

The shadows flick through the submissions of the contest and deliberates extensively before settling on the results.

The Georgeian Empire wrote:Tar slowly melting
Wheels start to stick
Vehicle starts to slow
Wheels become stuck
Winter freezes tar
Ice coated wheels
Vehicle fast approaching
Crash bang boom

Congratulations!

Rudolph wrote:

At home winter is always here but recently it's been ceasing

The pretty snow and ice poles are slowly decreasing

Reindeers don't like the warm; we like the cold

So we thank the machines up north trying to freeze the poles

It's not enough, but it'll do

Maybe we'll be okay if they continue to do what they do

And we treat the planet like it's new

With weakness and softness, not primordial and old

Maybe this year it will be cold

Congrats! You have the option to judge next weekends contest and pick the theme/format!

And last but not least,

Brocklandia wrote:That's kind of like looking for apples in an orange grove.

Congratulations!

Rudolph wrote:Rudolph:"I can eat the brains of naughty children, but I'm not a zombie. Yet." 🦌😋

Oh, everyone likes eating from the Kids' Menu. Our kids' brains are delivered fresh every Wednesday and Saturday.

Rudolph

Zany Zanes wrote:And last but not least,
Congratulations!

Oh, squeal! Thank you, most amazing judge of surprise and discerning good taste!

Zany Zanes, Plant monster in a pot, and Rudolph

Zany Zanes wrote:A plate of cherry pie slides in front of the customer and a sort of reddish strong alcohol tumbles out after.

Enjoy.

Oh, we’re having pies here now?
I have an alt in another region which contains wayyyyy too much pie and this comment rather confused me for which region I was in XD
Also since when does this bar have pie?

Brocklandia and Rudolph

Rudolph

Zany Zanes wrote:The shadows flick through the submissions of the contest and deliberates extensively before settling on the results.

Congratulations!

Congrats! You have the option to judge next weekends contest and pick the theme/format!

And last but not least,

Congratulations!

Rudolph does a cute lil reindeer dance and his nose lights up to the max

Rudolph:"Thanks, Zany Zanes! Do I win anything? I would like pie as an award. That would be really tasty."

Congratulations Rudolph. You have the honor of judging the next poetry contest where you can choose a format and theme. Let us know.

Brocklandia, Zany Zanes, and Rudolph

Zombie Penguins wrote:Congratulations Rudolph. You have the honor of judging the next poetry contest where you can choose a format and theme. Let us know.

Rudolph:"I want the next poetry contest to be about fish. And in any genre, meter, style, whatever. I also would like some vodka, pleaaaase."

Rudolph wrote:Rudolph:"I want the next poetry contest to be about fish. And in any genre, meter, style, whatever. I also would like some vodka, pleaaaase."

*A zombie brings over vodka and a slice of pie*

Brocklandia wrote:Oh, squeal! Thank you, most amazing judge of surprise and discerning good taste!

Wow, Brocklandia. Congratulations on winning coveted third place.

Brocklandia and Rudolph

Zany Zanes wrote:The shadows slosh on the employees side of the bar, looking over curiously.

Well that's brave...I guess it isn't food, but still. How good of a drink did you bring that it was worth risking the ire of Cheffy?

Hands off my purse!

Zany Zanes and Rudolph

Rudolph wrote:Rudolph:"I want the next poetry contest to be about fish. And in any genre, meter, style, whatever. I also would like some vodka, pleaaaase."

Do fish-like critters count too? 'Cause I'm always willing to write poems about my Dick.*

* Moby Dick, that is--the glorious white whale famous is both highbrow and popular culture. Heads outta the gutters, everyone ... Though, okay, I might sneak in a few references to the other kind too.

Chronial wrote:Hands off my purse!

Which body part is the "purse"?

Maple Hockey Canadia wrote:Oh, we’re having pies here now?

We always have pie. Who doesn't like pie? Pie is everywhere. In fact, when you get to Hell, you'll find their wi-fi password is pi.

Zany Zanes and Rudolph

Rudolph:"It's a good thing I know it all repetitively."

"3.14159276589 2575354
... I think"

Just making a pass through the Bar to avoid ceasing to exist. Although, sometimes oblivion sounds very appealing...

The Peanut Feast wrote:Just making a pass through the Bar to avoid ceasing to exist. Although, sometimes oblivion sounds very appealing...

Oh? And is being peeled one of your fetishes ... er, life goals?

Rudolph

Rudolph

Brocklandia wrote:Oh? And is being peeled one of your fetishes ... er, life goals?

Rudolph:"I had a dream that I went to hell and was peeled, carved, and had my skeleton ripped out. Then a witch took my soul out of the bones, and made me a gaurd soul. I couldn't leave the yard, and I had to fight demons."

Rudolph burps, and then excuses himself

Rudolph:"I hate burping in public..."

Brocklandia wrote:We always have pie. Who doesn't like pie? Pie is everywhere. In fact, when you get to Hell, you'll find their wi-fi password is pi.

*Throws pie*

*The dog buries Rich thing outside*

*The goats take Free poland 2 to the kitchen*

Checks for empty or near empty bottles on the shelves behind the bar, replacing the odd one or two that were depleted...

Brocklandia wrote:That's kind of like looking for apples in an orange grove.

I don't care, I will find them here. After all, this is The Bar on the corner of every region.

CSharpa wrote:I don't care, I will find them here. After all, this is The Bar on the corner of every region.

Wait *screws up eyes and looks to the sign*
Oh it is

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