Wakes up dizzy outside, stumbles in
Phewwee, that was quite the black out of three weeks, or, well... yeah, that fees about right right.
plops down at the counter
Anybody here to serve me up a Latka's Russian Wodka?
slaps 20 pesos down
I'll take as many as that can get me, keep the change...
Feeling bored today.
goes to the table and takes the box
walks away with it, and leaves out the door
the money falls through the counter and appears in the box
starts to leave with the box of pesos
continues to leave with the box of pesos
[Stares and gives a Expired Buy one Get one free Coupon]
Definitely toby and Miss Chief
Depending on one's perspective, the Great Depression started either in 1929 ... or when one's last love interest dumped them.
How long is this song? You've been dancing to it for over twelve hours ... Please, for the love of all that's holy, tell me you haven't learned how to use the auto-replay function.
Anyway, added this version to the Bar's Jukebox: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Gc4QTqslN4
And may every available deity have mercy on our souls.
has given up dancing but is sleeping where I was standing
I danced myself to sleep
I have a forehead? Since when? And I protest, good sir/madam/whatever bird--I can party with the best of them. Just let me roll out my prune juice punch and Geritol(TM)-laced brownies, and I'll show you a party. Hot-diggity-doo, no one does the Lindy Hop like me. Just watch my spats fly!
wakes up off the floor
Not the worst thing to wake up to, but not the best thing either
Listen I have a general fear of spiders, as does everything. I'm not your prey. In fact, you're just creepy. So I think I'd rather hug you than witness that...
A Tarantula come give me a hug. That was scary
breaths out an exhausted chuckle
"Well, that sure is an efficient way to collect money. An automated magic box, or an AMB, as I now term it.
"Thank you, thank you very much, bartender who works here!"
chugs a quarter of the total
"So, urp, uhhh, howww, say, old is this establishment? Small talk always passed the time. Or so they say. And that's what the green appled black raven said to me on the way here."