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East lodge

Zombie Dog wrote:*The dog finishes the bowl then lays down for a nap*

NOW you show up! I got murdered by cats! You could've barked them all away!

I had divine intervention that brought me back to life. And then I had irl spiritual stuff happen

Zombie Dog and Ambrossa

East lodge wrote:NOW you show up! I got murdered by cats! You could've barked them all away!

*The dog looks up, doesn't see any treats being offered, then goes back to sleep*

East lodge

Zombie Dog wrote:*The dog looks up, doesn't see any treats being offered, then goes back to sleep*

Dogs always do it. A dog made me sprain my ankle. We have a government spy who's a St. Bernard, watching the chaos. That things robotic and runs on internet, just so you know. It dropped dead, until the wifi came back on. And we got stampeded with cats, and the dog didn't even help.

*offers chicken nugget*
Consuela de la Morrela are you alive?

Ambrossa

Zombie Dog wrote:*The dog looks up, doesn't see any treats being offered, then goes back to sleep*

Offers a large bone from some leftover stew.

Aw, puppy dog! Here you go! What a good dog you are!

East lodge wrote:Dogs always do it. A dog made me sprain my ankle. We have a government spy who's a St. Bernard, watching the chaos. That things robotic and runs on internet, just so you know. It dropped dead, until the wifi came back on.And we got stampeded with cats, and the dog didn't even help.

*offers chicken nugget*

Woof! *The dog steals the chicken then checks the area for cats*

East lodge, Consuela de la Morrela, and Ambrossa

Zany Zanes wrote:Offers a large bone from some leftover stew.

Aw, puppy dog! Here you go! What a good dog you are!

Bark bark! *Takes the bone and lays down near Zany Zanes*

Zany Zanes, East lodge, Consuela de la Morrela, and Ambrossa

Brocklandia wrote:Yes, Danielle, each your last meal of corn chowder and fresh watercress greens. The Spaghetti Monster needs plenty of B vitamins to keep its pasta nutritious.

Danielle can eat whatever. Maybe some chips?

East lodge and Ambrossa

*A zombie carries Astrocetus to the kitchen*

Zany Zanes, East lodge, and Ambrossa

Zombie Dog wrote:Woof! *The dog steals the chicken then checks the area for cats*

Bro, God got rid of them. God vanished them away into... probably the washing machine... definitely somewhere in the void.

Y'know what? You're a good dog, just slightly hebetudinous

Zany Zanes, Zombie Dog, and Ambrossa

East lodge wrote:Bro, God got rid of them. God vanished them away into... probably the washing machine... definitely somewhere in the void.

Y'know what? You're a good dog, just slightly hebetudinous

*The dog looks up, yawns, then goes back to chewing on the bone*

East lodge

Zombie Dog wrote:*The dog looks up, yawns, then goes back to chewing on the bone*

*hugs zombie dog*

Goodnight, my favorite hell hole. Time to go sleep for once tonight. Sleepy

Zombie Dog and Ambrossa

Brocklandia wrote:Well, thanks, but I wasn't submitting a poem--I was quoting the next three lines of a lyric from a Disney movie about "Alice in Wonderland," where that white rabbit sings about being late. I'll take the Third Place trophy, though, and you can't have it back. Thanks!

Movie quotations are a perfect way to inadvertently enter into the poetry contest when Third Place is sitting empty!

Rich thing wrote:interesting rmb...

Definitely not east lodge wrote:Interesting outsider

They’re not an outsider. They were outside, but now they’re inside the bar, making them an insider. Welcome insider! I don’t have any thyme for you, so here’s a quick dust bunny I found hopping under the table.

Zany Zanes wrote:Puts away cleaning towel and slides into a shadowy corner for a nap.

Alright, gotta go y'all. My immunology exam awaits me. 'Til next time, ciao!

CD4 binds with MHC2
Exogenous antigens not part of you.
CD8 binds with MHC1
Naive cancer is pretty much done.
Your sweet compliments have caused some lysis,
My bacterial membranes are in a crisis.
Oh dear, you release interferon?
How will my viruses continue on?
Thank your body for granulocytes
Staying active when infection bites.
Antibodies completing hypermutation
ready for combat by opsonization.
Seasonal allergies from basophils
Solved by taking antihistamine pills.
Have an area with a helper T cell?
Release of lymphokines make the place swell.
Whether active or passive we can all agree
The immune system goes on a killing spree.

Brocklandia, Zany Zanes, East lodge, Squadron Commander Lord Flashheart, and 3 othersAmbrossa, Chronial, and Definitely not east lodge

Crashes a small twin-prop plane in the carpark, and walks out of the burning wreckage into the Bar...

Flash is back!
[ HURRAY! ]

So, er I'd like two Schnozzlefoam, one Butterbeer, and one bottle (with two glasses) of Chardonnay for the ladies...

Places a £50 note on the Bar.

East lodge, Consuela de la Morrela, and Ambrossa

East lodge

Alta Sil wrote:Movie quotations are a perfect way to inadvertently enter into the poetry contest when Third Place is sitting empty!

They’re not an outsider. They were outside, but now they’re inside the bar, making them an insider. Welcome insider! I don’t have any thyme for you, so here’s a quick dust bunny I found hopping under the table.

CD4 binds with MHC2
Exogenous antigens not part of you.
CD8 binds with MHC1
Naive cancer is pretty much done.
Your sweet compliments have caused some lysis,
My bacterial membranes are in a crisis.
Oh dear, you release interferon?
How will my viruses continue on?
Thank your body for granulocytes
Staying active when infection bites.
Antibodies completing hypermutation
ready for combat by opsonization.
Seasonal allergies from basophils
Solved by taking antihistamine pills.
Have an area with a helper T cell?
Release of lymphokines make the place swell.
Whether active or passive we can all agree
The immune system goes on a killing spree.

Ooc I get half of this
Like I get the x fixes y, but y is from x no. Is that a system in the body? Or a reaction?

Okay I get it now. It's about the immune system and stuff, which I knew. Now I know what kind of immune system stuff. Um exogenous means "outside genes" so obviously they'd be not part of you, but what do they do? Why is not being a part of you so important?

Zany Zanes and Definitely not east lodge

ok, surprise announcement! we are about to begin a test in the bar consisting of 1x ikea furniture, 1x blowfly, 1x human, and 2x teleporter pods. do not attempt to communicate with resulting fusion.

East lodge

Dicerolla wrote:ok, surprise announcement! we are about to begin a test in the bar consisting of 1x ikea furniture, 1x blowfly, 1x human, and 2x teleporter pods. do not attempt to communicate with resulting fusion.

Can I has?

East lodge wrote:Can I has?

...the ikeaflyman?

East lodge

East lodge

Dicerolla wrote:...the ikeaflyman?

Yes. I want to do the test. Unless it's not that type of test. Either way I want something mentally challenging. My brain noodles aren't dancing anymore

East lodge wrote:Yes. I want to do the test. Unless it's not that type of test

ok cool sure. why not

East lodge

Post self-deleted by East lodge.

East lodge

Okay so, you take the furniture and make it look like a fort with two separate rooms. Use bar stools as well. Then you take the teleporters, and place one on one side of the bar. Then you put the other in one room in the fort. So you take a fly, put it in a jar, and make it telelport. You them beacon the human over, without telling them where it goes. If they decide to go, reward them with a free drink. Gain their trust. Then place the teleporter in the basement, do it again. Now you've kidnapped a human. They're also tipsy. The fly is just a fly in a jar. Will use in rp assassinations

Anyone wanna go somewhere mysterious? Specifically.... *searches the patrons*
Pricane. Wanna play a game?

No.... I heard what you said...
*runs to roof in a zig zag motion*
*then asporadically runs in a circular motion*

Aw don't do the dance just yet. It makes it harder

*shoots walls and misses*

Oh God no!
*runs out door, locks it, and runs to the lawyers who didn't blow up the other day*

Face THEM!

Hey lawyers I need lawyer help. There's a bad guy after me.

East lodge

East lodge

Pricane wrote:Oh God no!
*runs out door, locks it, and runs to the lawyers who didn't blow up the other day*

Face THEM!

Hey lawyers I need lawyer help. There's a bad guy after me.

Oh no, not the lawyers. They made it out!
I'm in the open, this is bad.

*tries to run away from the scene*

I know where you sleep Pricane...
*gets on the grass to try to make less noise, but fails anyway*

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