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How come I've only seen one actual haiku?
You are being considered for second
Better behave or I'll give you…
FIRST PLACE
Yeah, third place is about the vibes not the amount of entries.
Brocklandia and Ambrossa
What's a rule?
Да
Yes, I would definitely watch that.
Brocklandia and Ambrossa
No, dang it! Third Place is about the obligation, the entitlement (meaning, mine), and making sure civilization continues to lurch forward without descending into anarchy, chaos, and mob rule ... Though i admit most mobs could rule better than our current politicians.
Zany Zanes, Consuela de la Morrela, and Ambrossa
Apparently it's another of those things we're supposed to do, like wearing pants every time we go outside. Just another way society stifles the expression of my natural beauty. So unfair. Say it with me, everybody!
- No pants out-side!
No pants out side!
I'm marching on the capital building. Who's with me?
Zany Zanes and Ambrossa
I don't know, maybe you're expecting a little much from your participants. Have you seen who frequents this establishment? If you really want, you could try giving an example of what you're looking for, might garner some desired results.
Tomato, tamota.
Brocklandia and Ambrossa
Say it however you want, but if it doesn't explode when hurled at someone, my interest level is waning.
How about protesting something useful, like the insane amount of money it takes to buy custom-made rubber chickens that let out a high-pitched scream of misery and terror when you squeeze them?
Shh! Don't say that, you fool! You've just handed every customer here the keys to jump-starting the apocalypse. Zombies are optional.
Zany Zanes and Ambrossa
You've been spying as Cheffy prepares hir famous Chicken Noodle Soup again, haven't you.
Drunkndisorderly, Zany Zanes, and Ambrossa
Does she buy them on eBay or the black market?
No... No... not employees, and not customers, but residents, patrons, the people who 'hang' here...
...sometimes in that smokehouse at the back of the kitchen.
Brocklandia, Zany Zanes, and Ambrossa
Okay, beaver.
Brocklandia and Songs you dont understand
How my street is a pavement to hell through the well-intentioned provisioning of rats and roaches
Each day she tosses
Fistfuls of seeds to feed birds.
Each night the rats.
Brocklandia and Songs you dont understand
Shhh! That's supposed to be a secret!
Zombie Penguins, Zany Zanes, and Sideways silas
Here's one for you:
Beans on the toaster
Should I unplug it or not?
Afraid to get zapped
Brocklandia, Ratfink, and Ambrossa
https://i.imgur.com/2p9sq93.png
Brocklandia, Zombie Penguins, Sideways silas, and Ambrossa
Beautiful!
Brocklandia and Sideways silas
Oh, I've seen zombie beavers plenty of times, just not around here. Just down the block there's a whole zoo full of zombie beavers. I think they used to have other critters too, but the beavers ate them.
Which is in no way a Freudian metaphor. Nope, not at all.
Zombie Penguins, Ratfink, and Ambrossa
Heavens to Betsy-Joe-Bob! I think our judge may be prejudiced toward one of the contestants!
Zany Zanes and Ambrossa
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