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Zany Zanes wrote:A page of paper,
Drifting across the counter,
Lands in poetry.

Mornings sleepy chill,
A dragon breathes clouds of steam,
Flames wash it away.

How come I've only seen one actual haiku?
You are being considered for second

Brocklandia wrote:I've vaguely offended by the idea that we need two other entries in order for me to seize Third Place.

Better behave or I'll give you…
FIRST PLACE

Brocklandia wrote:I've vaguely offended by the idea that we need two other entries in order for me to seize Third Place.

Yeah, third place is about the vibes not the amount of entries.

Brocklandia and Ambrossa

Ambrossa wrote:How come I've only seen one actual haiku?

Are you seriously expecting anyone in this fine establishment to follow a rule?

Ambrossa

Brocklandia wrote:Are you seriously expecting anyone in this fine establishment to follow a rule?

What's a rule?

Songs you dont understand

Brocklandia wrote:So let's recap:

  • Have you seen the sorts of things that come out of our kitchen?

  • You know zombies are already dead, right?

  • Guns work better with ammo, true, but ammo isn't needed. Just use the gun itself as a weapon.

  • We'll make the Zombie Penguins, Zombie ducks, and Zombie Dog deal with them.

Well, all of that is less interesting than taking bets on whether sweatpants will make your head explode, so how about we do things my way for once, shall we?

Да

Brocklandia wrote:Does that introduce the possibility that we'll seen hear a pro-COVID song? I wonder if we'll be able to make out the lyrics over all the coughing and wheezing for breath ...

Ventilators can be awfully loud.

Yes, I would definitely watch that.

Brocklandia and Ambrossa

Zany Zanes wrote:Yeah, third place is about the vibes not the amount of entries.

No, dang it! Third Place is about the obligation, the entitlement (meaning, mine), and making sure civilization continues to lurch forward without descending into anarchy, chaos, and mob rule ... Though i admit most mobs could rule better than our current politicians.

Ambrossa wrote:What's a rule?

Apparently it's another of those things we're supposed to do, like wearing pants every time we go outside. Just another way society stifles the expression of my natural beauty. So unfair. Say it with me, everybody!

    No pants out-side!
    No pants out side!

I'm marching on the capital building. Who's with me?

Zany Zanes and Ambrossa

Ambrossa wrote:How come I've only seen one actual haiku?

I don't know, maybe you're expecting a little much from your participants. Have you seen who frequents this establishment? If you really want, you could try giving an example of what you're looking for, might garner some desired results.

Brocklandia wrote:No, dang it! Third Place is about the obligation, the entitlement (meaning, mine), and making sure civilization continues to lurch forward without descending into anarchy, chaos, and mob rule ... Though i admit most mobs could rule better than our current politicians.

Tomato, tamota.

Brocklandia and Ambrossa

Zany Zanes wrote:Tomato, tamota.

Say it however you want, but if it doesn't explode when hurled at someone, my interest level is waning.

Brocklandia wrote:Apparently it's another of those things we're supposed to do, like wearing pants every time we go outside. Just another way society stifles the expression of my natural beauty. So unfair. Say it with me, everybody!

    No pants out-side!
    No pants out side!

I'm marching on the capital building. Who's with me?

How about protesting something useful, like the insane amount of money it takes to buy custom-made rubber chickens that let out a high-pitched scream of misery and terror when you squeeze them?

Zany Zanes wrote:you could try giving an example of what you're looking for, might garner some desired results.

Shh! Don't say that, you fool! You've just handed every customer here the keys to jump-starting the apocalypse. Zombies are optional.

Zany Zanes and Ambrossa

Ambrossa wrote:How about protesting something useful, like the insane amount of money it takes to buy custom-made rubber chickens that let out a high-pitched scream of misery and terror when you squeeze them?

You've been spying as Cheffy prepares hir famous Chicken Noodle Soup again, haven't you.

Brocklandia wrote:You've been spying as Cheffy prepares hir famous Chicken Noodle Soup again, haven't you.

Does she buy them on eBay or the black market?

Ambrossa wrote:Does she buy them on eBay or the black market?

The noodles, you mean? Cheffy grows them on a top-secret noodle tree on the Bar's roof.

The chickens Cheffy collects in the parking lot. They're probably pigeons or something, but once they're part of the soup you can't tell the difference.

Unless they come back as zombie pigeons.

*shudder!*

Ambrossa

Zany Zanes wrote:Bewildered.

Really? Huh. Who's first?

Feoras

Brocklandia wrote:We have 74 employees? I don't think we even have 74 customers. Now I'm eager to know who's first too.

And I protest that Grimm is not an employee and is not lazy. Ze's one of the busiest entities around, what with all the plagues, wars, and lunch specials running loose.

No... No... not employees, and not customers, but residents, patrons, the people who 'hang' here...

...sometimes in that smokehouse at the back of the kitchen.

Brocklandia, Zany Zanes, and Ambrossa

Brocklandia wrote:We'll make the Zombie Penguins, Zombie ducks, and Zombie Dog deal with them.

Okay, beaver.

Brocklandia and Songs you dont understand

How my street is a pavement to hell through the well-intentioned provisioning of rats and roaches

Each day she tosses
Fistfuls of seeds to feed birds.
Each night the rats.

Brocklandia and Songs you dont understand

Consuela de la Morrela wrote:...sometimes in that smokehouse at the back of the kitchen.

Shhh! That's supposed to be a secret!

Zombie ducks wrote:Okay, beaver.

No, I'm pretty sure I've never seen a Zombie beaver around here. Some types of zombies are just too scary to contemplate.

Zombie Penguins, Zany Zanes, and Sideways silas

Sideways silas

Ambrossa wrote:How come I've only seen one actual haiku?

Here's one for you:

Beans on the toaster
Should I unplug it or not?
Afraid to get zapped

Brocklandia, Ratfink, and Ambrossa

Brocklandia wrote:No, I'm pretty sure I've never seen a Zombie beaver around here. Some types of zombies are just too scary to contemplate.

https://i.imgur.com/2p9sq93.png

Brocklandia, Zombie Penguins, Sideways silas, and Ambrossa

Sideways silas wrote:Here's one for you:

Beans on the toaster
Should I unplug it or not?
Afraid to get zapped

Beautiful!

Brocklandia and Sideways silas

Ratfink wrote:https://i.imgur.com/2p9sq93.png

Oh, I've seen zombie beavers plenty of times, just not around here. Just down the block there's a whole zoo full of zombie beavers. I think they used to have other critters too, but the beavers ate them.

Which is in no way a Freudian metaphor. Nope, not at all.

Zombie Penguins, Ratfink, and Ambrossa

Ambrossa wrote:Beautiful!

Heavens to Betsy-Joe-Bob! I think our judge may be prejudiced toward one of the contestants!

Zany Zanes and Ambrossa

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