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Congratulations The Peanut Feast. You have the option of judging the next poetry contest. You can choose the format and theme. Let us know.

Brocklandia, Drunkndisorderly, Zany Zanes, East lodge, and 1 otherThe Peanut Feast

Uan aa Boa wrote:

Greetings friends of Forest

Hi, what can I get you to drink?

Uan aa Boa and The Peanut Feast

East lodge

Maple Hockey Canadia wrote:

*Winks and passes you a gallon of booze-ified maple syrup/whiskey™ and sits down next to you*
Merry christmas, friend
*Chugs my own gallon of booze-ified maple syrup/whiskey™*

*smiles*

East lodge

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Zombie Penguins wrote:

Congratulations

The Peanut Feast. You have the option of judging the next poetry contest. You can choose the format and theme. Let us know.

Idea: what if a random person got chosen, and the criteria were they'd have to post on the rmb, and be active enough for the region to know them. So basically it's a popularity contest. Cuthulu would be proud.
Praise be.

Technically they wouldn't care. They see humanity as a colony of ants that just worships them from time to time.
Praise be.

East lodge wrote:

Technically they wouldn't care. They see humanity as a colony of ants that just worships them from time to time.
Praise be.

*The penguin makes a note to choose East lodge the next time a poetry judge hasn't been picked before the contest starts*

Zany Zanes, East lodge, and The Peanut Feast

East lodge

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Zombie Penguins wrote:

*The penguin makes a note to choose East lodge the next time a poetry judge hasn't been picked before the contest starts*

...
Beep boop?

Whacchhaa doing?

Pricane

The Equatorial Forests of Uan aa Boa

The Peanut Feast wrote:

We’ll, I’ll concede that TSP has changed a lot over the years. But some of the old ones like

Curlyhoward and

Alice Parker are still around.
Moderation on all things. Dilute your bleach before consumption.

Don't drink bleach at all.

Forest

Zombie Penguins wrote:

Hi, what can I get you to drink?

Hi, can I have a pint of Old Jehosephat and some of those onion bhajis? At least, they look like onion...

East lodge wrote:

...
Beep boop?

Whacchhaa doing?

*Tucks note into side* Nothing interesting.

East lodge

Uan aa Boa wrote:

Hi, can I have a pint of Old Jehosephat and some of those onion bhajis? At least, they look like onion...

Sure thing. *The penguin brings over a pint and some fresh onion bhaji*

East lodge

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The Who are you of Maple Hockey Canadia

Zombie Penguins wrote:

*Tucks note into side* Nothing interesting.

Oh ach so

I work all weekend every weekend, so get ready for a very quiet poetry contest if you do

The Peanut Feast

The Smash Hit Movie Version of Brocklandia

Canarda wrote:

Only in the Americas...🇺🇲🇨🇦🇺🇸

Hey, nice flag, eh

Canarda and The Peanut Feast

The Smash Hit Movie Version of Brocklandia

Zombie Penguins wrote:

*The penguin makes a note to choose East lodge the next time a poetry judge hasn't been picked before the contest starts*

Yeah, that'll teach 'em!

Zombie Penguins, Zany Zanes, East lodge, and The Peanut Feast

The Smash Hit Movie Version of Brocklandia

The Grimm Reaper wrote:

_{I SMELL MODERATOR ACTIVITY!}

Oh, uh ... That might be me. I don't remember whether I've used deodorant this month.

The Grimm Reaper, Sars cov-2, and Consuela de la Morrela

Post self-deleted by Brocklandia.

The Verdant Gardens of Prusmia

Ball busting savages wrote:

Alright fellow SAVAGES, you got three options!

1. Gouge my eyes out
2. Pass me some radioactive beer OR
3. I KILL THE LACK OF YA!

Oh, Cheffy! The fresh meat for your dinner special has arrived.

*Hands you a faintly glowing beer*

Just head on back into the kitchen. It's that door right over there.

Consuela de la Morrela

The Who are you of Maple Hockey Canadia

New World Union

Brocklandia wrote:

Oh, Cheffy! The fresh meat for your dinner special has arrived.

*Hands you a faintly glowing beer*

Just head on back into the kitchen. It's that door right over there.

You know you should really stop feeding your customers to the kitchen, you know one of the major pillars of business is return customers.

Show

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North American Imperial State wrote:

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*Pulls you aside*
Psst, mate, you might want to buy a drink first in order to avoid the ire of Brocky the crazy... um... janitor? I think?
_{Wait guys isn't Brocky the janitor here?}

Zombie Penguins and Consuela de la Morrela

Casomehano

The Cʟєᴀɴıɴԍ Sєʀvıcєs of Consuela de la Morrela

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A monostich! How unique and interesting with an ironic subject! Made me laugh too! Thank you for the poem!

I didn’t mean for it to be a poem… but okay!

Zany Zanes

The Zuper Zealous Zoologist of Zany Zanes

Maple Hockey Canadia wrote:

_{Wait guys isn't Brocky the janitor here?}

_{He holds the title, but delegates the work.🤷🏽‍♀️}

Zany Zanes

Casomehano wrote:

A monostich! How unique and interesting with an ironic subject! Made me laugh too! Thank you for the poem!

I didn’t mean for it to be a poem… but okay!

Even better! A natural poet!

East lodge wrote:

Oh ach so

I work all weekend every weekend, so get ready for a very quiet poetry contest if you do

As judge, you don't need to do anything during the weekend. Your job is in Monday or Tuesday where you go through all the posts over the weekend and pick a winner.

Zany Zanes, East lodge, and The Peanut Feast

Casomehano