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Elite leomonade wrote:Hmm, what's that noise?

Uhm, nothing. Certainly not a hungry Spaghetti Monster sneaking up behind you, or the souls of the damned practicing in the supply closet for their next Eurovision appearance. Nope, not those things at all. By the way, are you a tenor?

Welcome to the Bar, Miss Chief. Sit anywhere you like. Our bartenders, if you can ever get their attention, can make you pretty much anything you want, so just shout out your order. Here's a complimentary bowl of pretzels for you to munch in the meantime.

Finals start tomorrow. Wish me luck!

Doofinshmirtz wrote:Finals start tomorrow. Wish me luck!

Woof woof, bark bark, arf.

Smh

I can't drink

Brocklandia wrote:Welcome to the Bar, Miss Chief. Sit anywhere you like. Our bartenders, if you can ever get their attention, can make you pretty much anything you want, so just shout out your order. Here's a complimentary bowl of pretzels for you to munch in the meantime.

I see you've been watching me? Naughty Naughty Brock!
Actually, I was looking for a job - Perhaps you could do with a couple extra hands to serve drinks?

Brocklandia wrote:Not sure what that means. Are you referring to coroners? You're right--We don't allow them around here--they just try to take the bodies out of the meat locker, and we need them for tomorrow's specials.

The Bar on the corner of every region???

Dicerolla wrote:"A bar"? Are you implying that there are OTHER BARS?! MUNDANE, BORING ONES?!?!

i guess...

Doofinshmirtz wrote:Finals start tomorrow. Wish me luck!

Good luck! And if luck isn't enough, consider bribery.

Shameless shady 14666 wrote:The Bar on the corner of every region???

Yes? And what of it? 'Tis a silly place, and no one goes there.

Miss Chief wrote:I see you've been watching me? Naughty Naughty Brock!

Technically I was watching the "Regional Happenings" scroller. As for whether I'm naughty and how naughty I might be, well, my lawyer insists of having you sign this stack of nondisclosure forms first.

Miss Chief wrote:Actually, I was looking for a job - Perhaps you could do with a couple extra hands to serve drinks?

We usually insist on a few weeks to make sure newcomers fit in before hiring 'em officially. In the meantime, just jump in and serve drinks where you see the opportunity. Consider it an unpaid internship that might turn into an unpaid job.

Brocklandia wrote:

Technically I was watching the "Regional Happenings" scroller. As for whether I'm naughty and how naughty I might be, well, my lawyer insists of having you sign this stack of nondisclosure forms first.

We usually insist on a few weeks to make sure newcomers fit in before hiring 'em officially. In the meantime, just jump in and serve drinks where you see the opportunity. Consider it an unpaid internship that might turn into an unpaid job.

Well, (in the meantime) shall we both have a coffee?

Post self-deleted by Miss Chief.

Dicerolla

Miss Chief wrote:Well, (in the meantime) shall we both have a coffee?

I never touch the stuff, mostly because I prefer to keep my internal organs from leaking out through the hole coffee would burn in my abdomen. But here's a cup for you, with cream, sugar, and a half-off coupon for the stomach pumps on the side.

Dicerolla wrote:LIAR

STOP YELLING!

Dicerolla wrote:LIAR

what?

Brocklandia wrote:STOP YELLING!

you both stop yelling

Brocklandia wrote:Yes? And what of it? 'Tis a silly place, and no one goes there.

Technically I was watching the "Regional Happenings" scroller. As for whether I'm naughty and how naughty I might be, well, my lawyer insists of having you sign this stack of nondisclosure forms first.

We usually insist on a few weeks to make sure newcomers fit in before hiring 'em officially. In the meantime, just jump in and serve drinks where you see the opportunity. Consider it an unpaid internship that might turn into an unpaid job.

k

Miss Chief wrote:Actually, I was looking for a job - Perhaps you could do with a couple extra hands to serve drinks?

Brocklandia wrote:We usually insist on a few weeks to make sure newcomers fit in before hiring 'em officially. In the meantime, just jump in and serve drinks where you see the opportunity. Consider it an unpaid internship that might turn into an unpaid job.

The shadowy bartender observes the possible job thief with a dark look. Or maybe just a regular look. As a shadow it's hard to tell the difference sometimes.

Wipes down the tables, and sweeps the floor - Finding 3 unidentified pills, 7 small grime and fluff covered coins, 2 chewing gum wrappers, a box of matches, 2 lighters, and one pen without its lid...

Zany Zanes wrote:The shadowy bartender observes the possible job thief with a dark look. Or maybe just a regular look. As a shadow it's hard to tell the difference sometimes.

Steps out of a glowing pentagram.

SPEAKING OF SHADOWS; IT'S FUNNY HOW NOBODY EVER TRIES TO STEAL MY JOB...
ONE KLATCHIAN COFFEE, BARKEEP!

The Grimm Reaper wrote:Steps out of a glowing pentagram.

SPEAKING OF SHADOWS; IT'S FUNNY HOW NOBODY EVER TRIES TO STEAL MY JOB...
ONE KLATCHIAN COFFEE, BARKEEP!

The shadowy barkeep gives a sharp grin in response.

Coming right up!

They start up the coffee pot and ready a cup while they wait.

How's business been?

Consuela de la Morrela wrote:Wipes down the tables, and sweeps the floor - Finding 3 unidentified pills, 7 small grime and fluff covered coins, 2 chewing gum wrappers, a box of matches, 2 lighters, and one pen without its lid...

I call dibs on the matches and lighter. If anyone's gonna burn this place to the ground today, it'll be me ... and the forty-seven customers ahead of me on the flame-thrower signup list. But they won't get far without matches or lighters, will they? Bwa-hahahaHAHA!

Like it? I'm taking night classes in "Evil Villain Laughs" at the local trade school.

Zany Zanes wrote:The shadowy barkeep gives a sharp grin in response.

Coming right up!

They start up the coffee pot and ready a cup while they wait.

How's business been?

O, THERE'S ALWAYS ANOTHER STREAM BEING ADDED TO THE RIVER STYX. YOU KNOW HOW THEY SAY THERE'S ONE BORN EVERY MINUTE? WELL I'M PRETTY SURE MORE HAVE BEEN HEADING TO MEET ME RECENTLY...

Brocklandia wrote:I call dibs on the matches and lighter. If anyone's gonna burn this place to the ground today, it'll be me ... and the forty-seven customers ahead of me on the flame-thrower signup list. But they won't get far without matches or lighters, will they? Bwa-hahahaHAHA!

Like it? I'm taking night classes in "Evil Villain Laughs" at the local trade school.

BE CAREFUL PLAYING WITH FIRE, BROCK.

The Grimm Reaper wrote:O, THERE'S ALWAYS ANOTHER STREAM BEING ADDED TO THE RIVER STYX. YOU KNOW HOW THEY SAY THERE'S ONE BORN EVERY MINUTE? WELL I'M PRETTY SURE MORE HAVE BEEN HEADING TO MEET ME RECENTLY...

Pouring the coffee the barkeep nods along.

Sounds like you've been busy then.

Sets the glass before the patron with a bowl of sugar cubes and some creamer.

Well, hopefully you still find time to rest occasionally, you know how important self-care is. Enjoy your coffee!

Zany Zanes wrote:Pouring the coffee the barkeep nods along.

Sounds like you've been busy then.

Sets the glass before the patron with a bowl of sugar cubes and some creamer.

Well, hopefully you still find time to rest occasionally, you know how important self-care is. Enjoy your coffee!

O I DON'T TAKE CREAM - MY KIND OF COFFEE IS AS DARK AS ME.

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