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Dicerolla wrote:"A bar"? Are you implying that there are OTHER BARS?! MUNDANE, BORING ONES?!?!

NO NO NO no no no no. there are no other bars. nope no no no N O P E. no other bars. calm down.

Definitely toby

Definitely toby

How about we start it now?
Um

Poetry contest starts now! The theme is anything you want and the genre is a ballad!

(if a certain someone apologizes they get third place on the spot no questions asked)

Definitely toby wrote:How about we start it now?
Um

Poetry contest starts now! The theme is anything you want and the genre is a ballad!

(if a certain someone apologizes they get third place on the spot no questions asked)

Is ballad = poet?

Definitely toby

Definitely toby

CSharpa wrote:Is ballad = poet?

def ballad_explanation():
print("A ballad is a poem with a musical quality.\n "Ballad" means "dance" in Latin. They were originally meant for recitation, and not for reading.\n They possess an ABAB, and usually in quatrains. They are also usually written in iambic pentameter!"

ballad_example = print("

The ship was cheered, the
harbour cleared,\n
Merrily did we drop\n
Below the kirk, below the hill,\n
Below the lighthouse top.\n
\n
The Sun came up upon the left,\n
Out of the sea came he!\n
And he shone bright, and on the right\n
Went down into the sea\n.'')

print("This is an example of a ballad in poetry.")
print(ballad_example)

question = Input("Do you get it now~")

if question == "y":
print("Yay! Go write some poetry!")
else:
print("Reload function ballad_explanation()")

ballad_explanation()

Dicerolla

Elite leomonade wrote:I'm back!

not for long :]*

*>:]

Elite leomonade wrote:I'm back!

The shadowy bartender peers at them before lightning up in recognition.

Oh yeah! Hey, hold on a second!

Slips to the other side of the bar and enters a room out of sight. After a moment some clopping is heard as the bartender leads a Moscow mule to the front.

You forgot this.

Definitely toby

Wait it's not normal to think in code to learn things? Or to show information?

Thats... not something people do?

Then why do I do it? I think I figured out why. CSharpa you reminded me of C++. You made me... go into... programmer mode. Why

Why is there a voodoo doll over there? Where is my hair?

Zany Zanes wrote:

A light? I'm not sure. There's kind of low level ambient lighting I guess. Maybe check with Neutrality Foundation, see if they've got a flashlight or something?

Looks up from table fixing.

Huh? Oh, well maybe...

Brocklandia wrote:Nice try, Z, but I'm pretty sure Road Crew was nefariously asking about an open source of combustion that could be used to burn down the whole Bar and everyone in it. Oh, sure, the Bar would regenerate, but the smell of roasted customers and burnt hair would take a long time to air out.

Oh, who'm I kidding? Road Crew, you budding pyromaniac, there's a flame-thrower in the Janitor's Closet. Go fire it up, no pun intended, and make yourself happy.

So true.

Notes the flame-thrower and readies the fire extinguisher.

Finally finished with fixing the table the maintenance worker steps back to admire his work.

Definitely toby wrote:falls off the beams and rebreaks the table

Throwing up his hands, the maintenance worker goes to grab a Root Beer.

Brocklandia, Consuela de la Morrela, and Definitely toby

Definitely toby

Neutrality Foundation wrote:Looks up from table fixing.

Finally finished with fixing the table the maintenance worker steps back to admire his work.

Throwing up his hands, the maintenance worker goes to grab a Root Beer.

I didn't mean to break it....

Someone made a voodoo doll of me. I'm sorry

gets the tools and carries them in my mouth as I pounce to the ground like a cat

Definitely toby wrote:(if a certain someone apologizes they get third place on the spot no questions asked)

Toby-dearest, light of my life, I profusely apologize for any ills my existence has caused you. Give me third place and I’m sure we can move past this bump in long and fruitful road to eternal friendship and happiness. I have slipped you a very nice lint ball I found in my pocket to show my good will. Green pastures and sunflower fields are surely ahead of us, and I hope we can come together stronger than before to form a bond so unbreakable, it will give the charred ribs here a run for its money.

Definitely toby

Definitely toby

Alta Sil wrote:Toby-dearest, light of my life, I profusely apologize for any ills my existence has caused you. Give me third place and I’m sure we can move past this bump in long and fruitful road to eternal friendship and happiness. I have slipped you a very nice lint ball I found in my pocket to show my good will. Green pastures and sunflower fields are surely ahead of us, and I hope we can come together stronger than before to form a bond so unbreakable, it will give the charred ribs here a run for its money.

Well this is, embarrassing. I wasn't expecting you to apologize, but I'll take it! I'll accept this as a third place entry!

We'll keep doing this forever! Everyone, write a ballad!

-Dragonland wrote:Did someone call me?

I did.

I want a Franconian BBQ Ribs and a Donk-Cola.

Hegvanigson wrote:I want a Franconian BBQ Ribs and a Donk-Cola.

The shadowy bartender serves some ribs and a drink.

Enjoy!

Zany Zanes wrote:The shadowy bartender serves some ribs and a drink.

Enjoy!

I want to reunite with the bar's founder. I just want, a bacon with ketchup & mayonnaise and cheese.

Hegvanigson wrote:I want to reunite with the bar's founder. I just want, a bacon with ketchup & mayonnaise and cheese.

The shadow looks at the ribs and drink.

O..kay? So...do you still want this or...?

Zany Zanes wrote:The shadow looks at the ribs and drink.

O..kay? So...do you still want this or...?

We will share.

Hegvanigson wrote:We will share.

The shadow puts some bacon, ketchup, mayonnaise, and cheese on a plate and sets it down next to the drink and ribs.

Alright then. Enjoy.

Shameless shady 14666 wrote:besides, regions dont corners

Not sure what that means. Are you referring to coroners? You're right--We don't allow them around here--they just try to take the bodies out of the meat locker, and we need them for tomorrow's specials.

Elite leomonade wrote:I'm back!

Polishes your glass, tops you up with three cubes of ice, and garnishes with a sprig of mint...

Welcome back to the Bar, Elite leomonade. Sit wherever you like. Drink menus are on the table--and you'll find other leomonades listed on page 1,447 if you're looking for friends or family. We kept your bar tab open for you, too.

Here's a bowl of pretzels for you to munch while you look over the menu.

Zany Zanes wrote:The shadowy bartender peers at them before lightning up in recognition.

Oh yeah! Hey, hold on a second!

Slips to the other side of the bar and enters a room out of sight. After a moment some clopping is heard as the bartender leads a Moscow mule to the front.

You forgot this.

thanks for the drink!
*tips 3 fish*

“give me a cheeseburger with every single topping you can shove on it”

-Emuus

Emus Republic Of Australia wrote:“give me a cheeseburger with every single topping you can shove on it”
-Emuus

Cheffy! More spark plugs--stat! And bring more jalapenos and some battery acid too. I'll get the dust bunnies and mayo!

*shuffleshuffleshufflehammernailscrewglue*

Okay. All done. *Wheels out a monstrous burger*

Oh, and before I forget: the cheese.

*Opens the high-pressure hose and douses everything with liquid cheddar*

And here's your complimentary roll of antacids.

Enjoy!

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