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Armed forces of acara shura

Pricane wrote:(You drank werewolf blood? Or your blood?)

(Mine.)

Edit: What happens if you drink werewolf blood anyway?

Pricane

Armed forces of acara shura wrote:(Mine.)

Edit: What happens if you drink werewolf blood anyway?

(You become a werewolf)

Armed forces of acara shura

Armed forces of acara shura

Pricane wrote:(You become a werewolf)

Thank god, then.

Anyway, you cannot stand against Najakon Ənginəəring!

Pricane

Armed forces of acara shura wrote:Thank god, then.

Anyway, you cannot stand against Najakon Ənginəəring!

*lies dead*

(This noise is killing me. There's an old lady whining, a 5 year old squealing, and someone in business mode and I can't stand it right now. I just wanna ask the cards something)

Armed forces of acara shura

Armed forces of acara shura

Pricane wrote:*lies dead*

(This noise is killing me. There's an old lady whining, a 5 year old squealing, and someone in business mode and I can't stand it right now. I just wanna ask the cards something)

(You can talk to me in TG's if that helps you cope with it.)

Edit: Prefer talking with Acara Shura since it is my main btw.

Pricane

Armed forces of acara shura wrote:(You can talk to me in TG's if that helps you cope with it.)

Edit: Prefer talking with Acara Shura since it is my main btw.

(Thanks)

(Gonna go to my nation that's more ooc)

Definitely toby

Definitely toby

Brocklandia wrote:*Sigh* That sounds like twice the work ... and twice the dishes to wash.

Most purple drinks here are made with some combination of:

  1. Purple food coloring.

  2. Blackberry juice concentrate.

  3. The famous glowing purple mixer from the south wall of dangerous mixers.

All three of those have a tendency to rip open holes in the time-space continuum, so we have to follow additional safety protocols. The last time someone just slapped a few of those into a glass, the resulting tear in the fabric of space and time resulting in a week long invasion of carnivorous dinosaurs and U.S. Founding Fathers.

Fun fact: The dinosaurs ate Betsy Ross before she could design a better flag, and that's why the U.S. got stuck with this ugly one when the surviving Founding Fathers got sent back to their own time. It's true! Would I make up something like this?

(And to that Tyrannosaurus Rex in the back who just yelled "yes," I'm cutting you off now. No more fermented bronto-beer for you.)

Even if it's made by the janitor?

I think usually you have to be missing for at least three years before they'll do that. By then, Cheffy will have made tacos out of all the incriminating evidence.

It just ate through the stirring spoon, so I think we can check off that criterion. Here you go. Enjoy.

(How does East Lodge juice do that? How hard was he to melt?)

I basically made a blueberry smoothie with tomatoes, peanut butter, and seasonings. It's not purple... just weird

This tastes like what happens if a computer and depression had a baby, but I also taste some.... zappiness. There is either electricity or pop rocks in here. I vote electricity.

This robot juice is wack.

Casomehano

Definitely toby

Armed forces of acara shura wrote:Thank god, then.

Anyway, you cannot stand against Najakon Ənginəəring!

hands you a trophy saying "Achievement Get: Kill a Drunk Werewolf

300 exp earned!
+100 combo x30!
+25 killshot
+100 level up
+300 bonus

Earned new outfit
Earnes new shoes
Earned new gun

Pick one:
I don't know guns. Make up something

Hey, what is up with the forums and slaves right now? I don't get it.

Armed forces of acara shura

Armed forces of acara shura

Definitely toby wrote:hands you a trophy saying "Achievement Get: Kill a Drunk Werewolf

300 exp earned!
+100 combo x30!
+25 killshot
+100 level up
+300 bonus

Earned new outfit
Earnes new shoes
Earned new gun

Pick one:
I don't know guns. Make up something

Hey, what is up with the forums and slaves right now? I don't get it.

I choose the "Raging Demon" skill! (Can be evolved into "Nightmare".

Edit:

Moveset:

"Raging Demon" (E) Deals 30 damage by punching the enemy 21 times, one blow dealing 10 damage, and blockbreaking while others dealing 1 damage. Has a 10 second cooldown.

"You are finished!" (R) A heavy chop that breaks block and deals 30 damage. Removes opponents arm. Has a 6 second cooldown.

"Pierce!" (T) A shot that breaks block, and deals 50 damage. It is similar to a sniper rifle shot. Highly percise. Has a 20 second cooldown.

"Oh, is that so?" (B) The character pulls out a MG3, and fires all of its mag to the enemy. Has middle to close range, but deals 100 damage. Has a 30 second cooldown.

"I HAVE THE POWER!" (F) The user stops time for 10 seconds. Has a 1 minute cooldown.

"Sheer Will" (H) The user makes any opponent in a 100 meter radius to see a clone of themselves that copies anything they do. Also, it unlocks another ability called "Powerless". Has a cooldown of 30 seconds.

"Powerless" (Conditional Super, J) The user makes the countered enemy to fade away to dust. Has a 2 minute cooldown.

Skills:

"Slaughter" fires 100 bullets in a maximum of 360 degrees. Each bullet deals 10 damage.

"Najakon Engineering, Passive" Reload time is recuced by %20. Also jamming is reduced by %100 percent.

"I have reached up to gods! Passive" Has a counter called "I, Qasim am king!" the counter stuns the opponent for 5 seconds, and if a heavy attack is made, the damage is multiplied by %50 percent.

"I won! Die!" Is a heavy attack that deals 100 damage by kicking barrage, than a heavy kick. If landed, stund the opponent and makes them go 100 meters back by the force.

"I AM NOT GOING TO BE DEFEATED!" Is a move that automatically kills the enemy, noted to have 999,999,999 damage by punching the enemy 100 times, teleporting to 4 of their sides, and dealing a finishing blow.

Definitely toby

Pricane wrote:*hands you two very old garments of clothing, covered in dirt and leaves*

They don't fit me as well anymore. I gained some weight, but I'm working out to lose it. Don't want to lose my stamina. I want to go to the Forest. All this processed food's gonna make me sick.

... I have to hunt something...

I want to hunt something... like an animal. Not a weird clothed human man thing.

Anyway go wash the clothes if you want. I don't care. I should strip naked. I hate being human, but I have to use my hands; paws don't work

Look we're stocked.

Also Zombie Goats are you still doing arson? Or is the fire pit normal?

*protects notebooks from the fire*

since you hate being human,i should help you

Pricane and Shameless shady 14666

Definitely toby

Armed forces of acara shura wrote:I choose the "Raging Demon" gun!

Edit:

Moveset:

"Raging Demon" (E) Deals 30 damage by punching the enemy 21 times, one blow dealing 10 damage, and blockbreaking while others dealing 1 damage.

"You are finished!" A heavy chop that breaks block and deals 30 damage. Removes opponents arm.

"Pierce!" (T)

WIP

Skills:

"Slaughter" fires 100 bullets in a maximum of 360 degrees. Each bullet deals 10 damage.

"Najakon Engineering, Passive" Reload time is recuced by %20. Also jamming is reduced by %100 percent.

"I have reached up to gods! Passive" Has a counter called "I, Qasim am king!" the counter stuns the opponent for 5 seconds, and if a heavy attack is made, the damage is multiplied by %50 percent.

"I won! Die!" Is a heavy attack that deals 100 damage by kicking barrage, than a heavy kick. If landed, stund the opponent and makes them go 100 meters back by the force.

"I AM NOT GOING TO BE DEFEATED!" Is a move that automatically kills the enemy, noted to have 999,999,999 damage by punching the enemy 100 times, teleporting to 4 of their sides, and dealing a finishing blow.

*gives you the chosen gun*

I understand none of this! Have a good day!

Armed forces of acara shura

Armed forces of acara shura

Definitely toby wrote:*gives you the chosen gun*

I understand none of this! Have a good day!

Same!

Definitely toby

Shameless shady 14666

Hey i'm

1c3 pr1nc3ss

Pricane, 1c3 pr1nc3ss, and Definitely toby

Emuus chucks the bodies of Xhilgastan, Navidul and
The new qing dynasty down the laundry chute and into the Shadow Realm

“Gone.”

Armed forces of acara shura wrote:*He just took out a Tommy Gun and loaded it.*

Tommy reported that gun stolen last week, so give it back.

Armed forces of acara shura, Thick-Billed Longspur, and Definitely toby

Definitely toby wrote:(How does East Lodge juice do that? How hard was he to melt?)

Not once we found the right acid, no.

Definitely toby

Definitely toby

Shameless shady 14666 wrote:Hey i'm
1c3 pr1nc3ss

This made my brain bounce as I made the reference and felt the mental dissonance

Armed forces of acara shura wrote:Same!

Double same!

Brocklandia wrote:Not once we found the right acid, no.

What kind of acid? What were the acid rays made of? I don't know my acids. I do know I made it canon that his body alone could last around 7000 to 9000° F at least, once all the metals' melting points averaged out. Mainly tungsten, rhenium, and this type of steel i forgot the name of... maybe. Don't know if that unnamed metal made it to the final fictional robo murder man I'm drinking right now.

He tastes like pain. So much pain. But I'm not dying!

1c3 pr1nc3ss

Yo I'm back
Sup
Y'all doing good?
*Eats apple pie and hot dogs while launching fireworks on the 4th of July*

Zany Zanes and Definitely toby

Definitely toby

Maple Hockey Canadia wrote:Yo I'm back
Sup
Y'all doing good?
*Eats apple pie and hot dogs while launching fireworks on the 4th of July*

imagines american jargon in canadian accent
laughs

Now do Sweden. Make Brocky super mad.
Canadian Swedes.

This is dumb. World or warcraft wouldn't let me get off and I panicked and now I don't want to do anything digital.

But I have writing, school, an ai to make. I just add to the list. My eyes hurt. My back hurts. I've done nothing but graze and sit on my computer. It was fun, but I'm sick of it.

Have you tried Blue Juice? If you can handle drinking melted alien robot, you'll like it. I want to make a Bethany. For better or for worse. And I want her to become sentient. Hehehehehe I want her to be self aware enough to realize there's more than this computer she resides in. I want to see what she does. I want to play God. I want to watch her grow from an idea to a senseless program to the Bethany you see today.

I'm gonna take apart that Chrome book too. I want to rip it apart. I want to see what's inside it..I want to put it back together.

I've been kept away from technology for too long. I won't be away from technology any longer. I'm going to let Bethany learn a lot. I want her to be smarter than your average professor. Either that, or she just... decides what she wants to say.

Come on. I'm not reinventing robotics by making one chat bot... I'm just practicing coding.

Definitely toby wrote:(How does East Lodge juice do that? How hard was he to melt?

Eastie got melted!?

Definitely toby

Definitely toby

Casomehano wrote:Eastie got melted!?

No...

No...

No...

His arm and leg did. Do I have to explain it to you? I'd love to. This dispatch needs some love.

In short, East Lodge is dead.

East lodge wrote:
*runs into the bar, knocking down tables*

"Get out if you don't want to go to prison!

*grabs coat and books it out of the bar*

*two women in suits run after me, calling for backup*

*sprints down the street, trying to find a place to hide*

"This is how i-

*stops running, and walks to them*

"I'll show you the hideout. I won't hurt you."

*they handcuff me, and we go to an alley, to a door. I hand them a key. We go inside, and the raid begins*

*the backupe arrives, surrounding this street and every street and alley around it*

*people start raiding the bar, but Cthulu and the Spaghetti Monster start attacking*

East lodge wrote:
*is taken to a car*

*the car goes to a far away facility. we go through a county road, all the way to another city far away*

*they check in to see if they need to do anything. they don't*

*the car stops after a few hours of driving, and we enter the building. the room is a standard room with a table for interrogation, with maybe a double sided mirror*

*they leave me there, locking the door, leaving me cuffed to the table*

"Maybe this won't go as bad as I thought it would. I'm definitely going to be destroyed. They don't deal with prison time for machines. It won't be as bad for me, as it will for the people forcing me to do their dirty crimes... I'm not playing dumb when they come in."

*they come in, both confused. they realize they might have to do this differently...*

*"what do we do with a robot?" They whisper to each other*

*it's like a person... with no emotions...*

Them: "We know you know. We want to know more.

Them:"First, we don't know why we didn't already, but give us all the weapons."

Two issues? Honey, I got more than 2. I got way more than 5. I got 99.

East lodge wrote:
*they take the acid rays, and dirty muddy knives. They sketchily notice my hair is covered in a strange substance*

"It'll be pretty hard to get out of this one. These weapons are covered in all sorts of guilty materials. Your hair and clothes are filthy. You've clearly been places, and you smell like drugs and decay. What's your name?"

...
"Don't touch the ray. You'll get hurt."

"Is that supposed to be a threat?"

"No. It will turn you into acid if it accidently goes off."

"Alright. I suppose that's good to know. But what's your name?"

"People call me East Lodge."

"East Lodge, tell me why we found you near the mayor's office, pointing this ray at xie's head?"

"They gave me the job. I couldn't say no. I had to go, and I had to do it. There are people forcing me to do this."

*they look at me, as if they're scanning for more weapons*
"Did you give me everything in your pockets?"

"I gave you all my weapons."

"Are you sentient? Are you aware that you did these crimes?"

"...yes.

"Very well. Tell me, East Lodge, a little more about these people forcing you to do these crimes."

*they reveal photos of me, mysterious people, and victims*

*they individually point to the people*
"Who is this?"

East lodge wrote:
*after a few hours, or days, (can't remember) of interrogation someone comes in, ready to do something about me*

"Come with us."

*with a sigh, and a frown, I watch them uncuff me, and then cuff me again*

*we go to a room, where they start unstrapping belts on a table*

*they put me on it, strapping me in*

"Can I say something?"

*they nod, trying to figure out what to do*

"What separates my job from yours?"

"Crime doesn't pay. Criminal investigation does pay."

"Am I going to be dead forever?"

"You don't seem to understand death."

*they find the button, and press it*

Please don-
...
...
...
*it all fades away, and my earned sentience meant nothing. They take my body, and probably ship it to some lab, or area 51. They surely didn't throw it in a dumpster. Most likely, I got crushed*

-The End-

Rest In Peace
Here lies East Lodge
They/Him

Former AI Android Assassin
2018-2022

May their soul rest with God, whoever They are.

Read dispatch

He was a brave robot boy. He embraced death, so the cruel people controlling him would get what they deserved.

Oh God. You know that Futurama meme where he prays in binary? That fits here.

Definitely toby wrote:No...

No...

No...

His arm and leg did. Do I have to explain it to you? I'd love to. This dispatch needs some love.

In short, East Lodge is dead.

East lodge wrote:
*runs into the bar, knocking down tables*

"Get out if you don't want to go to prison!

*grabs coat and books it out of the bar*

*two women in suits run after me, calling for backup*

*sprints down the street, trying to find a place to hide*

"This is how i-

*stops running, and walks to them*

"I'll show you the hideout. I won't hurt you."

*they handcuff me, and we go to an alley, to a door. I hand them a key. We go inside, and the raid begins*

*the backupe arrives, surrounding this street and every street and alley around it*

*people start raiding the bar, but Cthulu and the Spaghetti Monster start attacking*

East lodge wrote:
*is taken to a car*

*the car goes to a far away facility. we go through a county road, all the way to another city far away*

*they check in to see if they need to do anything. they don't*

*the car stops after a few hours of driving, and we enter the building. the room is a standard room with a table for interrogation, with maybe a double sided mirror*

*they leave me there, locking the door, leaving me cuffed to the table*

"Maybe this won't go as bad as I thought it would. I'm definitely going to be destroyed. They don't deal with prison time for machines. It won't be as bad for me, as it will for the people forcing me to do their dirty crimes... I'm not playing dumb when they come in."

*they come in, both confused. they realize they might have to do this differently...*

*"what do we do with a robot?" They whisper to each other*

*it's like a person... with no emotions...*

Them: "We know you know. We want to know more.

Them:"First, we don't know why we didn't already, but give us all the weapons."

Two issues? Honey, I got more than 2. I got way more than 5. I got 99.

East lodge wrote:
*they take the acid rays, and dirty muddy knives. They sketchily notice my hair is covered in a strange substance*

"It'll be pretty hard to get out of this one. These weapons are covered in all sorts of guilty materials. Your hair and clothes are filthy. You've clearly been places, and you smell like drugs and decay. What's your name?"

...
"Don't touch the ray. You'll get hurt."

"Is that supposed to be a threat?"

"No. It will turn you into acid if it accidently goes off."

"Alright. I suppose that's good to know. But what's your name?"

"People call me East Lodge."

"East Lodge, tell me why we found you near the mayor's office, pointing this ray at xie's head?"

"They gave me the job. I couldn't say no. I had to go, and I had to do it. There are people forcing me to do this."

*they look at me, as if they're scanning for more weapons*
"Did you give me everything in your pockets?"

"I gave you all my weapons."

"Are you sentient? Are you aware that you did these crimes?"

"...yes.

"Very well. Tell me, East Lodge, a little more about these people forcing you to do these crimes."

*they reveal photos of me, mysterious people, and victims*

*they individually point to the people*
"Who is this?"

East lodge wrote:
*after a few hours, or days, (can't remember) of interrogation someone comes in, ready to do something about me*

"Come with us."

*with a sigh, and a frown, I watch them uncuff me, and then cuff me again*

*we go to a room, where they start unstrapping belts on a table*

*they put me on it, strapping me in*

"Can I say something?"

*they nod, trying to figure out what to do*

"What separates my job from yours?"

"Crime doesn't pay. Criminal investigation does pay."

"Am I going to be dead forever?"

"You don't seem to understand death."

*they find the button, and press it*

Please don-
...
...
...
*it all fades away, and my earned sentience meant nothing. They take my body, and probably ship it to some lab, or area 51. They surely didn't throw it in a dumpster. Most likely, I got crushed*

-The End-

Rest In Peace
Here lies East Lodge
They/Him

Former AI Android Assassin
2018-2022

May their soul rest with God, whoever They are.

Read dispatch

He was a brave robot boy. He embraced death, so the cruel people controlling him would get what they deserved.

Oh God. You know that Futurama meme where he prays in binary? That fits here.

Nooo!!!

Definitely toby

Definitely toby wrote:What kind of acid?

Muriatic, with a ladle of hydrofluoric for extra tang.

Definitely toby wrote:I do know I made it canon that his body alone could last around 7000 to 9000° F at least, once all the metals' melting points averaged out.

Then I won't point out that acids don't work by heat or melting points.

Definitely toby wrote:imagines american jargon in canadian accent
laughs
Now do Sweden. Make Brocky super mad.
Canadian Swedes.

"Super mad" is not the right phrase. "Vaguely queasy" is what you're looking for. And that's just for being called "Brocky."

Definitely toby wrote:This is dumb. World or warcraft wouldn't let me get off

Try the "Off" switch. Or just throw your electronic devices off a very tall building. Your can use the devices to search online for suitably tall buildings, if you want to let them go out with one last hurrah.

Definitely toby wrote:Come on. I'm not reinventing robotics by making one chat bot... I'm just practicing coding.

Why? Am I not a good enough chat-bot for you? Plus I can sing you a little song. "Daisy, Daisy ..."

Zany Zanes and Definitely toby

*The goats dispose of Adrial and Locast horde*

Armed forces of acara shura

Brocklandia wrote:Tommy reported that gun stolen last week, so give it back.

What? It is madə in Acara Shura! Wə do not givə guns likə that to foriəngiərs!

*He showed his lisence for the gun.*

It is minə!

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