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I see...
*yawns*
Too sleepy to interact much...
Want to try purple drink. There's also blue and red. I want blue and red, actually. It might be less violent to my system...
Same.... but I can't break my no-people promise. How about some chicken pizza with the blue and red drinks, please...
I'll get to it in a moment. Let me stretch. Naps are nice
The bar was packed! Also just realized Zany Zanes called me not big and bad. I am sad now.
I did say I was the goodest boy, however, proving the notion of me not being that. I can be bad. I'll... trap someone somewhere and force them to listen to my transformers rants. There. Very bad
No. I'll attack Brocky and give us Brocky pizza. I'd be big and bad then, probably. Probably gonna get maced. Probably gonna get attacked. Probably gonna get hurt. Probably gonna....
I'm just gonna sit here... and... nap... and bark at stuff. And eat bones...
I can't be a big bad wolf... ...I can only be a pet dog... who turns into a human.
Hmm... sure...
Do I have to pay?
*knocks sandwiches out of your hand and carries them in my mouth*
*gives you a few dollars*
Post self-deleted by Mcdonald employee.
heres the menu to see the price of the big mac
Big Mac - 52 Dollars
Regular Sized Burger - 30 Dollars
Breakfast Burger - 87 Dollars
Chicken Burger - 54 Dollars
Cheese Burger - 71 Dollars
A La Carte:
2 Piece Chicken n Rice - 89 Dollars
1 Piece Chicken n Rice - 59 Dollars
Burger Patty -50 Dollars
Burger Steak - 72 Dollars
Fries n Burger - 56 Dollars
Drinks:
Coke - 19 Dollars
Royale - 25 Dollars
Pepsi - 16 Dollars
Pepsi-Cola - 52 Dollars
Water - FREE
Milkshake (Any Flavor) - 67 Dollars
Seperate Meals:
Fries - 32 Dollars
Bucket o' Chicken - 193 Dollars
Family Sized Bucket o' Chicken - 239
Rice - 12 Dollars
Corn - 15 Dollars
I'm a jobless! I don't have a business. I don't have income. I ...
No- *takes money and runs with the food, too fast for you to catch me*
MINE!!!
Hi
Hello, can I get you something to drink?
I’ll have a virgin shirley temple
Is this weekend’s poetry contest a new contest or a continuation of last week’s for which Zombie Goats will judge in a few days? A more important question is if Zombie Goats is judging the contest, who’s trimming the lawn? The only thing I’ve seen keep the lawn at bay was Zombie Goats’s unbreakable teeth and insatiable appetite for unruly grass.
Brocklandia and Pricane
*stares at Zany Zanes with my paws on the counter*
Alrighty, I’m finished fueling my Shenyang J-7 fighter jet with fish dumped in oil while listening to a parody of Nobody Like U.
Mixes syrup and ginger ale soda, dropping a cherry in the end product and handing it to the customer.
Enjoy!
Grabs a spray bottle.
Paws off the counter.
Pricane and De Leur
*gets down*
What about hands?
I had a dream that I lived in Africa and they were doing this ritual. And they didn't say anything about requiring me to do it, but I did it and they were excited. And then they kicked me out of the second one, cause you had to actually be one of them to do it. And I wasn't.
Shrugs.
Honestly I'd prefer nothing on the counter. It's so hard to get anyone to clean up the area in the first place.
Sprays where the paws touched and wipes up the mess.
Pricane and Consuela de la Morrela
Oh... can I get water? I just remembered it's been.. no it's been a day. I had water yesterday.. I just want more.
How does one act big and bad? Will I grow into it? I feel I'm not fulfilling my purpose as a werewolf. I haven't done anything feral or wild. If anything, I annoyed Brocklandia one time
I like it.
Puts on some gloves and runs some water from the faucet into a bowl. While waiting, the shadowy bartender takes a moment to consider their question. The shadows wrapped around them unfurl filling the space behind the bar, their eyes the only defined piece of their face now glowing, rising to the ceiling. A sharp grin slips easily from the dark, reflective teeth shining bright.
𝓜𝓪𝔂𝓫𝓮 𝓼𝓸𝓶𝓮𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓵𝓲𝓴𝓮...𝖙𝖍𝖎𝖘?
Returns the shadows to themself and sets the bowl before the customer.
Enjoy!
I see......
Now I'm worried on what this water has, even though I know you can't touch water.... thanks for the demonstration...
*mildly afraid*
*drinks water*
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