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True that.
My cat's being adorable. He's just so cuddly. He nose boops and rubs against your face. He runs around, looks at you with curious intention, and then runs to you and plops on you. He's so cute. He likes kisses on his nose and forehead and sides of his face
Brocklandia, The Peanut Feast, and Ambrossa
I have synaesthesia, but not that type.
As an enby, stop.
What even is T-Pop? Turkish pop?
Brocklandia, Songs you dont understand, Ambrossa, and Definitely not east lodge
Toby Pop. Or... Tasmania pop. Or Tailand pop. Or The [insert territory] pop...
No trans pop is just Benny, most gen z songs, and cave town.
Somethings wrong in the village! In the village! Ahwaoh.
Can't write it
Brocklandia and Ambrossa
All the while, he's probably thinking, "Dang it!--What does it take to give you a fatal allergy attack so I can have the furniture all to myself?"
Honestly, if cats could ever figure out where cat food comes from, they'd throw their humans to the curb.
Zany Zanes, Consuela de la Morrela, Ambrossa, and Definitely toby
Looks like 12-point Helvetica to me. Yeah, probably best to avoid that type entirely, along with Comic Sans.
Consuela de la Morrela, The Peanut Feast, Ambrossa, and Definitely toby
I am his furniture at this point. He's looking for his person couch. But he's my pillow pet, a pillow, and a pet. He's a silly kitty
They realize it at some point. They can't open the bags, you see. They just... need you to open it. But they are resourceful, and one time be opened a bag of bloody chicken all over more than a week of salad. They'd be fine if humans left. All they need is food and a way to escape the house. Outdoor cats would have the most advantage. Cat doors and open doors and windows and clawing at walls would save the indoor cats.
The Peanut Feast and Ambrossa
What do you mean "wanna" have a bad time? I show up here to this Bar every day for my shift. Having a bad time is practically a part of the job description.
Zany Zanes, Alta Sil, Ambrossa, and Definitely toby
Same. There was this Texas guy who called me, and it's kinda early. It's 11:30. My voice is quiet, and even more so right now. So I was like "hello?" Not expecting a real person to answer. They talked the same time I did, and then I remembered that Texas made a law where you aren't allowed to call your kids by their pronouns and you can't let them take any meds or look trans. And then i kinda got nervous, mainly because he was talking the same time I was.
It's been a while, since I heard an actual Texan accent. Huh. Not from Texas. Texas is weird. It's like hell if no one and everyone cared too much and too little. Idk I expected them to wait for me to say something. People are weird
It’s grapheme colour synaesthesia. Zany Zanes is overwhelmingly bright blue!
Brocklandia, Zany Zanes, and Ambrossa
Yeah. When you said you liked cyan did the synaesthesia have anything to do with it?
cool! what color am i?
No. I just really like it.
Orange.
Zany Zanes and Definitely not east lodge
What color am I?
This is the equivalent of having the ability to fly. And then you see someone who's like "I can fly for 2 seconds"
Are the rich oppressed now? Is playing god with the enviroment hard now?
the rich won't be oppressed for very long. you can't be oppressed if i've already killed you
Thats what Eastie says. Something about oppression and why you have to fight back to make your aversions known. They start yelling French, and then they punch another hole in the wall to order cookies and nerd out. I found out there's a switch for that... um I might um... fix that really quickly. They're gonna sleep for a week, apparently. Might die but let's go. Anyone wanna join?
*takes "complimentary" cheese sticks someone left on a table with a sign that says 'a trap that will take you to the back of the building, where all the nightmares are born'*
*is sent to the back of the building, where all the nightmares are born*
I call dibs on being off-maroon.
That's what the disconnect button is for.
Zany Zanes and Definitely toby
i will eat 50 boiled potatoes.
not sure I trust Cheffy tho.
Anyone can fly. The only question is how large a catapult is needed to really zing 'em up into the atmosphere.
Okay, so that's not really flight--more like a slow-motion midair tumble, followed by a big splat somewhere far enough away that no one here will have to clean it up. But if they flail ... er, flap their arms a few times while tumbling, it'll look like flight in the videos we post to the Bar's pay-per-view site, and that's close enough.
Zombie Penguins, Zany Zanes, and Definitely not east lodge
Then if not Cheffy's kitchen, where will these potatoes come from? I ain't going to the grocery market.
Zany Zanes, Consuela de la Morrela, and Definitely not east lodge
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