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Definitely not east lodge

Brocklandia wrote:Because three days here can seem like an eternity. (And probably is, for all I know.)

True that.

My cat's being adorable. He's just so cuddly. He nose boops and rubs against your face. He runs around, looks at you with curious intention, and then runs to you and plops on you. He's so cute. He likes kisses on his nose and forehead and sides of his face

Brocklandia wrote:Only someone with synesthesia can answer that. Most people would focus on how it would sound.

I have synaesthesia, but not that type.

Brocklandia wrote:And T-pop is, what? ... Trans-pop? Well, cool--then tell your brother those hairy women in the videos are trans and thus A-pop qualifies. You can then make him listen until his ears bleed.

Yes, yes, I know: I'm being politically insensitive for a joke and now everyone is all offended and stuff ... again. So be it. You people have got to stop being so easily triggered every time someone mentions ears.

As an enby, stop.

Songs you dont understand wrote:Well, my young brother has, but he can't answer it and hates A-Pop. He prefers T-Pop tho.

What even is T-Pop? Turkish pop?

Brocklandia, Songs you dont understand, Ambrossa, and Definitely not east lodge

Definitely toby

Zombie ducks wrote:I have synaesthesia, but not that type.

As an enby, stop.

What even is T-Pop? Turkish pop?

Toby Pop. Or... Tasmania pop. Or Tailand pop. Or The [insert territory] pop...

Brocklandia wrote:And T-pop is, what? ... Trans-pop? Well, cool--then tell your brother those hairy women in the videos are trans and thus A-pop qualifies. You can then make him listen until his ears bleed.

Yes, yes, I know: I'm being politically insensitive for a joke and now everyone is all offended and stuff ... again. So be it. You people have got to stop being so easily triggered every time someone mentions ears.

No trans pop is just Benny, most gen z songs, and cave town.

Somethings wrong in the village! In the village! Ahwaoh.

Can't write it

Brocklandia and Ambrossa

Definitely not east lodge wrote:My cat's being adorable. He's just so cuddly. He nose boops and rubs against your face. He runs around, looks at you with curious intention, and then runs to you and plops on you. He's so cute. He likes kisses on his nose and forehead and sides of his face

All the while, he's probably thinking, "Dang it!--What does it take to give you a fatal allergy attack so I can have the furniture all to myself?"

Honestly, if cats could ever figure out where cat food comes from, they'd throw their humans to the curb.

Zany Zanes, Consuela de la Morrela, Ambrossa, and Definitely toby

Zombie ducks wrote:I have synaesthesia, but not that type.

Looks like 12-point Helvetica to me. Yeah, probably best to avoid that type entirely, along with Comic Sans.

Consuela de la Morrela, The Peanut Feast, Ambrossa, and Definitely toby

Definitely toby

Brocklandia wrote:All the while, he's probably thinking, "Dang it!--What does it take to give you a fatal allergy attack so I can have the furniture all to myself?"

Honestly, if cats could ever figure out where cat food comes from, they'd throw their humans to the curb.

No he is a cuddle baby who loves food. I think I'm losing weight from him getting in the fridge everytime you open it. He's doing a good job... um not really. It's just an interesting fact

Ambrossa

Definitely not east lodge

Brocklandia wrote:All the while, he's probably thinking, "Dang it!--What does it take to give you a fatal allergy attack so I can have the furniture all to myself?"

Honestly, if cats could ever figure out where cat food comes from, they'd throw their humans to the curb.

I am his furniture at this point. He's looking for his person couch. But he's my pillow pet, a pillow, and a pet. He's a silly kitty

They realize it at some point. They can't open the bags, you see. They just... need you to open it. But they are resourceful, and one time be opened a bag of bloody chicken all over more than a week of salad. They'd be fine if humans left. All they need is food and a way to escape the house. Outdoor cats would have the most advantage. Cat doors and open doors and windows and clawing at walls would save the indoor cats.

The Peanut Feast and Ambrossa

Definitely toby

Brocklandia wrote:Looks like 12-point Helvetica to me. Yeah, probably best to avoid that type entirely, along with Comic Sans.

Unless you wanna have a bad time....

Ambrossa

Definitely toby wrote:Unless you wanna have a bad time....

What do you mean "wanna" have a bad time? I show up here to this Bar every day for my shift. Having a bad time is practically a part of the job description.

Zany Zanes, Alta Sil, Ambrossa, and Definitely toby

Definitely toby

Brocklandia wrote:What do you mean "wanna" have a bad time? I show up here to this Bar every day for my shift. Having a bad time is practically a part of the job description.

Same. There was this Texas guy who called me, and it's kinda early. It's 11:30. My voice is quiet, and even more so right now. So I was like "hello?" Not expecting a real person to answer. They talked the same time I did, and then I remembered that Texas made a law where you aren't allowed to call your kids by their pronouns and you can't let them take any meds or look trans. And then i kinda got nervous, mainly because he was talking the same time I was.

It's been a while, since I heard an actual Texan accent. Huh. Not from Texas. Texas is weird. It's like hell if no one and everyone cared too much and too little. Idk I expected them to wait for me to say something. People are weird

Ambrossa

Brocklandia wrote:Looks like 12-point Helvetica to me. Yeah, probably best to avoid that type entirely, along with Comic Sans.

It’s grapheme colour synaesthesia. Zany Zanes is overwhelmingly bright blue!

Brocklandia, Zany Zanes, and Ambrossa

hmmmm

Ambrossa and Definitely not east lodge

Definitely not east lodge

Zombie ducks wrote:It’s grapheme colour synaesthesia. Zany Zanes is overwhelmingly bright blue!

Yeah. When you said you liked cyan did the synaesthesia have anything to do with it?

Zombie ducks wrote:It’s grapheme colour synaesthesia. Zany Zanes is overwhelmingly bright blue!

cool! what color am i?

Definitely not east lodge wrote:Yeah. When you said you liked cyan did the synaesthesia have anything to do with it?

No. I just really like it.

Dicerolla wrote:cool! what color am i?

Orange.

Zany Zanes and Definitely not east lodge

Zombie ducks wrote:It’s grapheme colour synaesthesia. Zany Zanes is overwhelmingly bright blue!

Aw, thanks ZP! You're kinda yellow-y orange yourself.

Definitely not east lodge

Definitely not east lodge

Zombie ducks wrote:No. I just really like it.

Orange.

What color am I?

Zany Zanes wrote:Aw, thanks ZP! You're kinda yellow-y orange yourself.

This is the equivalent of having the ability to fly. And then you see someone who's like "I can fly for 2 seconds"

Rich thing wrote:hmmmm

Are the rich oppressed now? Is playing god with the enviroment hard now?

the rich won't be oppressed for very long. you can't be oppressed if i've already killed you

Definitely not east lodge

Dicerolla wrote:the rich won't be oppressed for very long. you can't be oppressed if i've already killed you

Thats what Eastie says. Something about oppression and why you have to fight back to make your aversions known. They start yelling French, and then they punch another hole in the wall to order cookies and nerd out. I found out there's a switch for that... um I might um... fix that really quickly. They're gonna sleep for a week, apparently. Might die but let's go. Anyone wanna join?

Definitely not east lodge

*takes "complimentary" cheese sticks someone left on a table with a sign that says 'a trap that will take you to the back of the building, where all the nightmares are born'*

*is sent to the back of the building, where all the nightmares are born*

Zombie ducks wrote:It’s grapheme colour synaesthesia. Zany Zanes is overwhelmingly bright blue!

I call dibs on being off-maroon.

Definitely toby wrote:Same. There was this Texas guy who called me, and it's kinda early. (blah-blah-blah)

That's what the disconnect button is for.

Zany Zanes and Definitely toby

Pope of joemama 2

i will eat 50 boiled potatoes.

not sure I trust Cheffy tho.

Definitely not east lodge wrote:This is the equivalent of having the ability to fly. And then you see someone who's like "I can fly for 2 seconds"

Anyone can fly. The only question is how large a catapult is needed to really zing 'em up into the atmosphere.

Okay, so that's not really flight--more like a slow-motion midair tumble, followed by a big splat somewhere far enough away that no one here will have to clean it up. But if they flail ... er, flap their arms a few times while tumbling, it'll look like flight in the videos we post to the Bar's pay-per-view site, and that's close enough.

Zombie Penguins, Zany Zanes, and Definitely not east lodge

Pope of joemama 2 wrote:i will eat 50 boiled potatoes.
not sure I trust Cheffy tho.

Then if not Cheffy's kitchen, where will these potatoes come from? I ain't going to the grocery market.

Zany Zanes, Consuela de la Morrela, and Definitely not east lodge

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