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Zombie ducks wrote:No. Put on some pants.

There's that word again: "pants." What does it mean?

East lodge

Brocklandia wrote:There's that word again: "pants." What does it mean?

They’re these fabric pieces that you wear around your legs.

East lodge

Alta Sil wrote:
Ahem... AHEM. After many days of recovering from the Sunday Surprise, I am finally sober enough to decide on a winner for the weekend poetry contest! Some of these poems were submitted after the deadline and certainly not on a weekend, but since the theme was time, I'll excuse it in case time happened to be moving slower for some individuals than it was for others. I think the left corner of the Bar might be a couple days behind the right corner. But no matter! On to judging!

FOR THE PRESTIGIOUS THIRD PLACE, and for which I expect the usual bribe dropped off at my table by tomorrow morning, Brocklandia takes the prize! I present one 52 year old sprig of thyme in a cute mason jar filled with formaldehyde. The formaldehyde should be adequately sharp and minty for drinking by now, or you can just put the jar next to the heads in the basement.

FOR THE EXCLUSIVE SECOND PLACE, and the honor of not judging the next poetry contest, The Peanut Feast is awarded two sprigs of fresh thyme to use as garnish in whatever dish or drink you order in the future! I found them growing next to the dumpster outside and while they do glow slightly purple, they should be safe to consume, depending on what country's health regulations you follow. Actually, here's a another sprig for mentioning Q.

FOR THE SORROWFUL SUPERLATIVE FIRST PLACE, and for being the only being who submitted a poem on thyme time, please congratulate Zany Zanes on their new upcoming job! Judge! Well, *reaches into empty pocket*, it appears I'm out of thyme. I had all the thyme in the world coming into this contest, but it appears that I've lost track of the thyme. Does anyone have some spare thyme? Perhaps too much thyme on their hands that they'd consider donating? Anythyme will do! I once had some thyme to grow in the back, but thyme has proven that I'm a bit of a black-thumb. No matter how many thymes I've tried, I seem to be great at killing thyme -- thyme after thyme. It would be a complete waste of thyme to even try, which is why I have to save thyme when I can. Alas, it seems I'm lacking the thyme to give. However, since the prizes of this contest are a thyme-dependent matter, I present to you a thymely paste you can rub on your lips when they get cracked and dry. After all, thyme heals all wounds.

That's it! Congratulations to all the winners!

Thank you for the...uh...honor...and paste. Next weekend the poetry type is dealers choice and the theme is magic in honor of National Unicorn Day.

Zombie ducks wrote:They’re these fabric pieces that you wear around your legs.

Start with a skirt if you have to. Don't go to pants first. Who are you? An office worker?

Zany Zanes wrote:Thank you for the...uh...honor...and paste. Next weekend the poetry type is dealers choice and the theme is magic in honor of National Unicorn Day.

Magic.... yes.

East lodge

*opens guns and fixes the magazine*

*hums to the tune of Lady by Lou Bega*

*puts in the ammo*
*puts it away and leaves a tip*

*sighs and stares at the door, planning every detail*
Kay, Imma rp bounce. See ya

East lodge wrote:Start with a skirt if you have to. Don't go to pants first. Who are you? An office worker?

I don’t have a skirt.

Zany Zanes and East lodge

Zombie ducks wrote:I don’t have a skirt.

Well why NOT?! They're sexy, comfy and fashionable! What self-respecting sapient lifeform doesn't own a skirt?!

East lodge

Dicerolla wrote:Well why NOT?! They're sexy, comfy and fashionable! What self-respecting sapient lifeform doesn't own a skirt?!

They just told you, them. Keep up.

East lodge

Zany Zanes wrote:They just told you, them. Keep up.

oh i have not been paying attention

East lodge

Definitely not east lodge

Zombie ducks wrote:I don’t have a skirt.

Dicerolla wrote:Well why NOT?! They're sexy, comfy and fashionable! What self-respecting sapient lifeform doesn't own a skirt?!

Zany Zanes wrote:They just told you, them. Keep up.

Dicerolla wrote:oh i have not been paying attention

*gets skirt in fear of being called non-sapient*

Dicerolla wrote:Well why NOT?! They're sexy, comfy and fashionable! What self-respecting sapient lifeform doesn't own a skirt?!

As a transfem skirts are amazing, they also go spinny

Definitely not east lodge wrote:*gets skirt in fear of being called non-sapient*

States at the newcomer quizzically.

There's something about you...I just can't put my finger on it.

Stares a little harder before letting up.

Ah well, it'll come to me eventually. Drink?

Consuela de la Morrela, Alta Sil, and Definitely not east lodge

Definitely not east lodge

Zany Zanes wrote:States at the newcomer quizzically.

There's something about you...I just can't put my finger on it.

Stares a little harder before letting up.

Ah well, it'll come to me eventually. Drink?

Sure

Definitely not east lodge wrote:Sure

don't eat the nachos

Definitely not east lodge

Definitely not east lodge

Prusmia wrote:don't eat the nachos

okay

Where does East Lodge go?

Definitely not east lodge wrote:Sure

Waits politely for their order before realizing that might be all they had to say.

Are we playing a guessing game? 'Cause I gotta tell you, I'm terrible at those.

Alta Sil and Definitely not east lodge

Definitely not east lodge wrote:okay

Where does EL go?

Who's EL? I used to know an ES, but she's been gone a while.

Definitely not east lodge

Definitely not east lodge

Zany Zanes wrote:Waits politely for their order before realizing that might be all they had to say.

Are we playing a guessing game? 'Cause I gotta tell you, I'm terrible at those.

Oh. I wanted to play a guessing game. I want orange juice.

Definitely not east lodge

Zany Zanes wrote:Who's EL? I used to know an ES, but she's been gone a while.

East lodge

East lodge

Definitely not east lodge wrote:okay

Where does East Lodge go?

Just hang around and when Zany offers you nachos don't eat them they will absorb you into the hivemind of his pet "Zairech The Nacho King"

And whatever you do, don't go into the basement or the bathrooms both will kill you.

Definitely not east lodge

interesting rmb...

Zany Zanes and Definitely not east lodge

Definitely not east lodge

Prusmia wrote:Just hang around and when Zany offers you nachos don't eat them they will absorb you into the hivemind of his pet "Zairech The Nacho King"

And whatever you do, don't go into the basement or the bathrooms both will kill you.

I know. I already am. Eastie doesn't know everything I do. I eat those nachos everyday... my brain feels woozy all the time

Rich thing wrote:interesting rmb...

Interesting outsider

Rich thing wrote:interesting rmb...

Welcome to the bar, its always interesting. Why do you think I come here, I wouldn't be here otherwise considering half the things on the menu will try to rob, kill or eat you. Or all 3, not particularly in that order.

Zany Zanes and Definitely not east lodge

Definitely not east lodge wrote:Oh. I wanted to play a guessing game. I want orange juice.

Ooh, feeling spicy today? Good choice.

Grabs a glass and whistles to a hole in the wall. It begins to bleed orange "juice" steadily as the bartender collects it. They set the glass in front of the customer.

Enjoy!

Definitely not east lodge wrote:East lodge

Ah, I see. Well, I'm not their keeper, so I wouldn't know. Why? You hunting them down for some lifelong held vendetta?

East lodge, Alta Sil, and Definitely not east lodge

Definitely not east lodge

Zany Zanes wrote:Ooh, feeling spicy today? Good choice.

Grabs a glass and whistles to a hole in the wall. It begins to bleed orange "juice" steadily as the bartender collects it. They set the glass in front of the customer.

Enjoy!

Ah, I see. Well, I'm not their keeper, so I wouldn't know. Why? You hunting them down for some lifelong held vendetta?

Thanks.
*actually uses money to buy things*

No. That's another person, but I don't know who. Maybe Totally not east lodge. Eastie is apparently looking for them, and can't find them. They are apparently an exact copy. They want to find Eastie, but I don't think they'd want to meet in real life. Like a really messed up art project.

Zany Zanes and East lodge

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