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Maple Hockey Canadia wrote:I have recently somehow found myself in a long distance relationship

Maple Hockey Canadia wrote:*Winks and passes you a gallon of booze-ified maple syrup/whiskey™ and sits down next to you*

Oh, get a room, you two. By coincidence, the Bar has several available on the second floor.

You don't mind cameras, right? The Bar needs content for its OnlyFans. TheOrc is one greedy whatever.

Confederate cuba, Duncan the delivery doggo, Consuela de la Morrela, and The Peanut Feast

Puppet tyranacility

Brocklandia wrote:Oh, get a room, you two. By coincidence, the Bar has several available on the second floor.

You don't mind cameras, right? The Bar needs content for its OnlyFans. TheOrc is one greedy whatever.

You could always just sell off the wanted posters placed up and around here, they usually fetch a good price with collectors
Though I wouldn't recommend doing the camera idea. Just start a coffee brand instead on Amazon.

*The dog chases Youtube Kids out of the bar*

Zombie Dog wrote:*The dog chases Youtube Kids out of the bar*

oh crap was that mine

Duncan the delivery doggo

Brocklandia wrote:Oh, get a room, you two. By coincidence, the Bar has several available on the second floor.

You don't mind cameras, right? The Bar needs content for its OnlyFans. TheOrc is one greedy whatever.

Woff wofo woof?!?!?!? (Translation) The BAR HAS AN ONLYFANS??!?!?!?!

Brocklandia wrote:Oh, get a room, you two. By coincidence, the Bar has several available on the second [nation]floor.

There’s a second floor?

Duncan the delivery doggo, Consuela de la Morrela, and The Peanut Feast

Casomehano wrote:There’s a second floor?

There's also a basement a broom closet a chocolate closet a kitchen a room over there which leads to my D&D table a hole in the ceiling over there where the vampires came in during Halloween there's also a pool being constructed in the void outside the bar.

Duncan the delivery doggo and Consuela de la Morrela

Brocklandia wrote:That explains the marinara stains.

That's... not marinara...

Duncan the delivery doggo

Maple Hockey Canadia wrote:*Winks and passes you a gallon of booze-ified maple syrup/whiskey™ and sits down next to you*
Merry christmas, friend
*Chugs my own gallon of booze-ified maple syrup/whiskey™*

*begins beating up Canada*

WE'RE 5 DAYS INTO NOVEMBER.

Zany Zanes and Duncan the delivery doggo

Prusmia wrote:*begins beating up Canada*
WE'RE 5 DAYS INTO NOVEMBER.

*Sigh*. We're getting to the point where either we're going to have to deal with this "passage of time" situation once and for all, or I'm going to need another cookie.

Casomehano wrote:There’s a second floor?

Sure. I'm not sure how many upper floors we have, since I can't count past two. (That's o'clock, not fingers.)

Prusmia wrote:There's also a basement a broom closet a chocolate closet a kitchen a room over there which leads to my D&D table a hole in the ceiling over there where the vampires came in during Halloween there's also a pool being constructed in the void outside the bar.

I notice you left the Kitchen and the Jungle Room off your list. Any particular reason? What do you have against murderous Cheffy and the hungry, hungry tigers?

Brocklandia wrote:I notice you left the Kitchen and the Jungle Room off your list. Any particular reason? What do you have against murderous Cheffy and the hungry, hungry tigers?

I said kitchen, and I burned down the jungle room.

Duncan the delivery doggo wrote:Woff wofo woof?!?!?!? (Translation) The BAR HAS AN ONLYFANS??!?!?!?!

Yeah Duncan, and so do you.

Duncan the delivery doggo and Consuela de la Morrela

Remember, remember, the Fifth of November
Gunpowder, treason, and plot
I see of no reason,
Why the gunpowder treason,
Should EVER be forgot.

_________________________💣

Prusmia wrote:*begins beating up Canada*

WE'RE 5 DAYS INTO NOVEMBER.

The 5th of November? Happy Guy Fawkes Day!

Guido-Fawkes, Jason Vo0rhees, and The eostre hare

United coloniesz

United coloniesz

The Peanut Feast wrote:The 5th of November? Happy Guy Fawkes Day!

WHAT IS THAT? sorry for caps...

The Peanut Feast wrote:The 5th of November? Happy Guy Fawkes Day!

Remember, remember, the Fifth of November
Gunpowder, treason, and plot
I see of no reason,
Why the gunpowder treason,
Should EVER be forgot.

_________________________💣

One 'Gunpowder Plot' cocktail, please

10 drops Bittermens Tiki Bitters

½ ounce lime juice

½ ounce honey syrup (made by diluting 3 parts honey to 1 part water, cool before use)

¼ ounce Dimmi di Milano

¼ ounce Liquore Strega

1 ounce Macchu Pisco

1 ounce Queen Jennie Sorghum Whiskey

Angostura bitters for garnish

Lime twist for garnish

Jason Vo0rhees and The eostre hare

Pricane wrote:Auphie's hibernating and Drystar is still Drystar so that's fun

We’ll, I’ll concede that TSP has changed a lot over the years. But some of the old ones like Curlyhoward and Alice Parker are still around.

Casomehano wrote:Can I order It does NOT cure the Novel Coronavirus 2019. That is a myth and ingesting bleach is harmful for your body.

Moderation on all things. Dilute your bleach before consumption.

Garden Unicorns and Pricane

Brocklandia wrote:Oh, get a room, you two. By coincidence, the Bar has several available on the second floor.

You don't mind cameras, right? The Bar needs content for its OnlyFans. TheOrc is one greedy whatever.

I'm in love with someone else, sorry
And they live in California which makes me sad because it's far away, eh

Prusmia wrote:*begins beating up Canada*

WE'RE 5 DAYS INTO NOVEMBER.

I LOVE CHRISTMAS
IT'S AFTER HALLOWEEN AND BEFORE NEW YEARS AND IS THEREFORE CHRISTMAS
*Starts screaming Christmas songs 24/7*

Maple Hockey Canadia wrote:I'm in love with someone else, sorry
And they live in California which makes me sad because it's far away, eh

I LOVE CHRISTMAS
IT'S AFTER HALLOWEEN AND BEFORE NEW YEARS AND IS THEREFORE CHRISTMAS
*Starts screaming Christmas songs 24/7*

*duct tapes Canadas mouth shut*

Maple Hockey Canadia wrote:I'm in love with someone else, sorry
And they live in California which makes me sad because it's far away, eh

That is double the difficulty if you are attempting to have a romantic relationship via the NationStates telegraphic feature, owing to the necessity of keeping all communications PG-13 for any potential moderator review.

Maple Hockey Canadia wrote:I LOVE CHRISTMAS
IT'S AFTER HALLOWEEN AND BEFORE NEW YEARS AND IS THEREFORE CHRISTMAS
*Starts screaming Christmas songs 24/7*

Dᴜᴜᴜᴜᴜddde! Too early man!!

Facepalms.

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