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Wake Up!
System of a Down - Chop Suey!
https://youtu.be/CSvFpBOe8eY
Drunkndisorderly, Zany Zanes, Tercania islands, and Puppet tyranacility
Yeah
Getting into the goods are you now?
Drunkndisorderly, Zany Zanes, and Songs you dont understand
Let's see. We have an Orc for a manager, a spaghetti monster in the basement, Cthulhu in the restroom, a flock of zombie penguins behind the main bar, a talking dog as the delivery staff, a homicidal mass-murderer for a cook, and who knows what Zanes is--and that's just the staff that comes to mind without me looking at the employee schedule. I'd say I'm the least monstrous member of the Bar's staff. Apparently I'm also the one least likely to be cast in a reality TV show.
But, all that fear and loathing aside, here are your two beers, as requested, with a Y-shaped straw, so you can drink 'em both at once ... if you can figure out which end of the Y-shaped straw goes in your mouth to make that happen, that is. Who knew getting drunk required applied geometry problems?
Zombie Penguins, Zany Zanes, and Tercania islands
Added to the Bar's Jukebox.
Wait. Since when do you recommend songs in English? I suppose we should sponsor the band, since only one of it's four members appears to be able to afford a shirt ... or decent-quality guyliner.
Drunkndisorderly, Zany Zanes, Tercania islands, and Songs you dont understand
Drunkndisorderly, Zany Zanes, and Tercania islands
*drinks* y- Ya *HIIIC* -you k-now I- I' alwa- *Hiiic* love- *hic* d t-hi *hiiic* this pwace. t-r-tree mwor- *hic* beearz pwle- *hic* ze.
And this place has always loved your money. You, uhm, do have money, right?
Here are the three more beers you requested ... and a coupon for an Uber ride to the nearest detox center.
Zany Zanes and Tercania islands
*drinks* Yesh, yeah I do. My wsllets in my backk pocket. Do yiy guys have a roim I coild stay in. I dom't think O can drive. Ket aline walj.
The faint sound of a single gunshot is heard, as the Witness sighs in satisfaction.
Always good when the newest proximity alert system for rogue harassing salesmen works with perfect lethality on the trial run. Bet they don't provide life insurance for that to those goobers. It's a surefire sign everyone's being fleeced.
Zany Zanes, Tercania islands, The Grimm Reaper, and Puppet tyranacility
Sure, there's plenty of room in the basement, where the Spaghetti Monster lives. You two will get along well--it's only mostly carnivorous, and it likes its meat well-marinated, which you seem to be. Do you have any next-of-kin we should notify?
Tercania islands and The Grimm Reaper
I remember someone tried to feed it salad. It gives me shivers every time I think about it in a cold spot.
I can regenerate. II'll be fi. bee.
Hey I know this one
I love it
Zany Zanes, Tercania islands, and Songs you dont understand
This bar pretty much is a reality TV show. I'm surprised that no one has decided to get in on that yet. Or maybe it's one of those 'pranked' thingies, and we're already on reality tv and we just don't know it yet. I have been seeing a suspicious number of (poorly) hidden cameras around lately, eh.
Zany Zanes, The Grimm Reaper, Puppet tyranacility, and Middle Barael
Well, if that was the case, they probably aren't getting the real juicy stuff. Someone should tell them to pack up their operation and go home. It'd be best to encourage them to do so, in fact. Someone might hurt their... crediblity and public image, yes, maybe hurting those. Among others. It's an idea that's bad to steal poorly, you know.
Oh, yeah...don't worry about those. That over there was set up by a group of "Behavioral Scientists" looking to analyze a variety of effects the Bar has on social skills and brain patterns and over there were the, uh... MythB...reakers, you know, trying to decide if this place actually exists. Still haven't heard back on that one. I don't think half these are operational at this point with the structural damage this place takes, the bar only regenerates what's part of the bar.
As Zanes was saying, many have tried. However, while reality TV is filled with horrible people, the viewership isn't there for horror-themed reality TV shows. Plus, the producers were worried that their insurance premiums would be too high. One stomp from Cthulhu's foot can smash a heckuva lot of camera equipment and operators.
Oh, those are for our security system and are in no way connected to our live streaming site Bar-Patrons-Gone-Wild.net. Nope, not at all. And we aren't selling Blu-Ray copies of the footage for last week's brawl at the main bar over there for a low, low introductory price. Gosh, how do these nasty rumors get started?
Jehovahs witness and Zany Zanes
Hi anyone know any good cheese jokes?
Brocklandia, Tercania islands, and Songs you dont understand
Welcome to the region, Migrating Cheese. You're just in time to take part in our dinner special.
Normally I'd make some cheese joke right about now, but it would grate on you.
Jehovahs witness, Zany Zanes, Tercania islands, Songs you dont understand, and 1 otherMigrating Cheese
Do we have this arg stuff on the menu? Or you could just snack on our new arrival Migrating Cheese until Cheffy can whip up an acceptable substitute.
Uhm, arg doesn't involve actual whips, does it? I don't want to part with mine ...
Zany Zanes and Tercania islands
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