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Songs you dont understand

Wake Up!

System of a Down - Chop Suey!
https://youtu.be/CSvFpBOe8eY

Drunkndisorderly, Zany Zanes, Tercania islands, and Puppet tyranacility

Annihilators of chan island wrote:Arr, that be good, lass. Welcome aboard! ....

*looks around awkwardly*

*drinks some of the milk*

You okay with hanging out here for a bit?

Yeah

Tercania islands

Songs you dont understand wrote:Wake Up!

System of a Down - Chop Suey!
https://youtu.be/CSvFpBOe8eY

Getting into the goods are you now?

Drunkndisorderly, Zany Zanes, and Songs you dont understand

Prusmia wrote:I would say your a monster, but I'm not complaining. I'll have 2 beers.

Let's see. We have an Orc for a manager, a spaghetti monster in the basement, Cthulhu in the restroom, a flock of zombie penguins behind the main bar, a talking dog as the delivery staff, a homicidal mass-murderer for a cook, and who knows what Zanes is--and that's just the staff that comes to mind without me looking at the employee schedule. I'd say I'm the least monstrous member of the Bar's staff. Apparently I'm also the one least likely to be cast in a reality TV show.

But, all that fear and loathing aside, here are your two beers, as requested, with a Y-shaped straw, so you can drink 'em both at once ... if you can figure out which end of the Y-shaped straw goes in your mouth to make that happen, that is. Who knew getting drunk required applied geometry problems?

Zombie Penguins, Zany Zanes, and Tercania islands

Songs you dont understand wrote:Wake Up!

System of a Down - Chop Suey!
https://youtu.be/CSvFpBOe8eY

Added to the Bar's Jukebox.

Wait. Since when do you recommend songs in English? I suppose we should sponsor the band, since only one of it's four members appears to be able to afford a shirt ... or decent-quality guyliner.

Drunkndisorderly, Zany Zanes, Tercania islands, and Songs you dont understand

Drunkndisorderly wrote:The Bar welcomes all of our new embassies. Feel free to order a drink, and participate in our weekend poetry contest. But please dont ask for third place. Trust me on this.

Why, because I'll have Duncan the delivery doggo bite the shins of anyone who dares compete with me for Third Place, that's why.

But hey, other people are welcome to compete for First and Second.

Drunkndisorderly, Zany Zanes, and Tercania islands

Brocklandia wrote:Let's see. We have an Orc for a manager, a spaghetti monster in the basement, Cthulhu in the restroom, a flock of zombie penguins behind the main bar, a talking dog as the delivery staff, a homicidal mass-murderer for a cook, and who knows what Zanes is--and that's just the staff that comes to mind without me looking at the employee schedule. I'd say I'm the least monstrous member of the Bar's staff. Apparently I'm also the one least likely to be cast in a reality TV show.

But, all that fear and loathing aside, here are your two beers, as requested, with a Y-shaped straw, so you can drink 'em both at once ... if you can figure out which end of the Y-shaped straw goes in your mouth to make that happen, that is. Who knew getting drunk required applied geometry problems?

*drinks* y- Ya *HIIIC* -you k-now I- I' alwa- *Hiiic* love- *hic* d t-hi *hiiic* this pwace. t-r-tree mwor- *hic* beearz pwle- *hic* ze.

Prusmia wrote:*drinks* y- Ya *HIIIC* -you k-now I- I' alwa- *Hiiic* love- *hic* d t-hi *hiiic* this pwace. t-r-tree mwor- *hic* beearz pwle- *hic* ze.

And this place has always loved your money. You, uhm, do have money, right?

Here are the three more beers you requested ... and a coupon for an Uber ride to the nearest detox center.

Zany Zanes and Tercania islands

Brocklandia wrote:And this place has always loved your money. You, uhm, do have money, right?

Here are the three more beers you requested ... and a coupon for an Uber ride to the nearest detox center.

*drinks* Yesh, yeah I do. My wsllets in my backk pocket. Do yiy guys have a roim I coild stay in. I dom't think O can drive. Ket aline walj.

Jehovahs witness

The faint sound of a single gunshot is heard, as the Witness sighs in satisfaction.

Always good when the newest proximity alert system for rogue harassing salesmen works with perfect lethality on the trial run. Bet they don't provide life insurance for that to those goobers. It's a surefire sign everyone's being fleeced.

Zany Zanes, Tercania islands, The Grimm Reaper, and Puppet tyranacility

Jehovahs witness wrote:It's a surefire sign everyone's being fleeced.

Well, shave off that fleece and pass the body into the kitchen for Cheffy. Hey, those stews don't make themselves, you know.

Jehovahs witness and Tercania islands

Prusmia wrote:*drinks* Yesh, yeah I do. My wsllets in my backk pocket. Do yiy guys have a roim I coild stay in. I dom't think O can drive. Ket aline walj.

Sure, there's plenty of room in the basement, where the Spaghetti Monster lives. You two will get along well--it's only mostly carnivorous, and it likes its meat well-marinated, which you seem to be. Do you have any next-of-kin we should notify?

Tercania islands and The Grimm Reaper

Tercania islands

Brocklandia wrote:You two will get along well--it's only mostly carnivorous, and it likes its meat well-marinated, which you seem to be.

I remember someone tried to feed it salad. It gives me shivers every time I think about it in a cold spot.

Tercania islands wrote:I remember someone tried to feed it salad. It gives me shivers every time I think about it in a cold spot.

Oh, I remember salads. I think I had one, once. But these days, if it ain't meat, I don't go near it.

Tercania islands

Brocklandia wrote:Sure, there's plenty of room in the basement, where the Spaghetti Monster lives. You two will get along well--it's only mostly carnivorous, and it likes its meat well-marinated, which you seem to be. Do you have any next-of-kin we should notify?

I can regenerate. II'll be fi. bee.

Puppet tyranacility

Songs you dont understand wrote:Wake Up!

System of a Down - Chop Suey!
https://youtu.be/CSvFpBOe8eY

Hey I know this one
I love it

Zany Zanes, Tercania islands, and Songs you dont understand

Brocklandia wrote:Apparently I'm also the one least likely to be cast in a reality TV show.

This bar pretty much is a reality TV show. I'm surprised that no one has decided to get in on that yet. Or maybe it's one of those 'pranked' thingies, and we're already on reality tv and we just don't know it yet. I have been seeing a suspicious number of (poorly) hidden cameras around lately, eh.

Zany Zanes, The Grimm Reaper, Puppet tyranacility, and Middle Barael

Jehovahs witness

Maple Hockey Canadia wrote:This bar pretty much is a reality TV show. I'm surprised that no one has decided to get in on that yet. Or maybe it's one of those 'pranked' thingies, and we're already on reality tv and we just don't know it yet. I have been seeing a suspicious number of (poorly) hidden cameras around lately, eh.

Well, if that was the case, they probably aren't getting the real juicy stuff. Someone should tell them to pack up their operation and go home. It'd be best to encourage them to do so, in fact. Someone might hurt their... crediblity and public image, yes, maybe hurting those. Among others. It's an idea that's bad to steal poorly, you know.

Maple Hockey Canadia wrote:This bar pretty much is a reality TV show. I'm surprised that no one has decided to get in on that yet. Or maybe it's one of those 'pranked' thingies, and we're already on reality tv and we just don't know it yet. I have been seeing a suspicious number of (poorly) hidden cameras around lately, eh.

Oh, yeah...don't worry about those. That over there was set up by a group of "Behavioral Scientists" looking to analyze a variety of effects the Bar has on social skills and brain patterns and over there were the, uh... MythB...reakers, you know, trying to decide if this place actually exists. Still haven't heard back on that one. I don't think half these are operational at this point with the structural damage this place takes, the bar only regenerates what's part of the bar.

Jehovahs witness

Maple Hockey Canadia wrote:This bar pretty much is a reality TV show. I'm surprised that no one has decided to get in on that yet.

As Zanes was saying, many have tried. However, while reality TV is filled with horrible people, the viewership isn't there for horror-themed reality TV shows. Plus, the producers were worried that their insurance premiums would be too high. One stomp from Cthulhu's foot can smash a heckuva lot of camera equipment and operators.

Maple Hockey Canadia wrote:I have been seeing a suspicious number of (poorly) hidden cameras around lately, eh.

Oh, those are for our security system and are in no way connected to our live streaming site Bar-Patrons-Gone-Wild.net. Nope, not at all. And we aren't selling Blu-Ray copies of the footage for last week's brawl at the main bar over there for a low, low introductory price. Gosh, how do these nasty rumors get started?

Jehovahs witness and Zany Zanes

Tercania islands

Puppet tyranacility wrote:Hey I know this one
I love it

Fellow cultured one. I like your taste.

Songs you dont understand and Puppet tyranacility

Hi anyone know any good cheese jokes?

Brocklandia, Tercania islands, and Songs you dont understand

Migrating Cheese wrote:Hi anyone know any good cheese jokes?

Welcome to the region, Migrating Cheese. You're just in time to take part in our dinner special.

Normally I'd make some cheese joke right about now, but it would grate on you.

Jehovahs witness, Zany Zanes, Tercania islands, Songs you dont understand, and 1 otherMigrating Cheese

Brocklandia wrote:Welcome to the region, Migrating Cheese. You're just in time to take part in our dinner special.

Normally I'd make some cheese joke right about now, but it would grate on you.

You feed me arg now or have you buckles broken

Tercania islands

Lady hevoline wrote:You feed me arg now or have you buckles broken

Do we have this arg stuff on the menu? Or you could just snack on our new arrival Migrating Cheese until Cheffy can whip up an acceptable substitute.

Uhm, arg doesn't involve actual whips, does it? I don't want to part with mine ...

Zany Zanes and Tercania islands

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