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New Jermany, I would like to order a shot of Golden Oak Whiskey
I guess it depends on your definition of ‘edible’ but we should be able to get you something!
Here ya go.
passes over the shot glass
New Jermany and Peepeepoopoocaca
Thanks.
Hello The Bar on the corner of every region, I’ve started a stock market for companies from nations in other regions. To join, state your company name and what it specializes in, if you want to invest in it or not, and I’ll take care of the rest. I’ll update the stocks every Saturday. If you have any questions, please telegram me or tag me in a message.
CELEBRATING 1000 READS!
For a place to discuss the stock market, ask questions, roleplay scenarios with your companies, and arrange further deals, create an alternate account or submit Embassy requests and join the Inter regional stock market region.
TRADING FLOOR | DATA | CURRENT INVESTMENTS | SHOP | OWNED SHARES | SHARES ON SALE/IPOs | BANKS | COMPANY AWARDS | COMPANIES ON SALE | FORMER COMPANIES | COUNTRY PROFILES | IRPSFSM or IRSFADM INVESTMENTS
The San Juarez Stock Exchange in San Juarez, PPPPCC
Megasoft (Plus Nova Imperii) - 227K +21K
Genesis Space Tech (The Rouge Christmas State) - 85K -18K
Urukian Computers Co. (Urukian) - 150K +7K
Movey Tech (Moveyrsearlandez) - 109K -15K
Roder (Otterse) - 110K -13K
Mahjanji (Indoinastan) - 177K +3K
GovernmentAndy Inc. (Isolationstan) - 138K +3K
Mecham (Isolationstan) - 144K +8K
The Twitter (Mukh) - 128K +2K
Tokyo Novum Space Tech (Novos romanos) - 148K +3K
Data Corp (The Rouge Christmas State) - 88K -18K
Regal Infotech (Port ashley) - 71K -18K
Annoying Discord Bots (Arcane the bot) - 126K +2K
MegaBit (Edington) - 109K -7K
Emporious (Novos romanos) - 142K +4K
Genos-Aelia company (Romaniche) - 188K +30K
The Duke National Bank (The Rouge Christmas State) - 52K -18K
Pankki Aussandri (Aussandries) - 108K +8K
Sheffield Preudential Bank (Port ashley) - 32K -18K
Pan-Caribbean Bank (Port ashley) - 26K -18K
Natona Banca de’Belac (The belacian states) - 114K +13K
Searland Stock Exchange (Moveyrsearlandez) - 67K -15K
Zhest Exchequer (Indoinastan) - 126K +3K
Gazprombank (Primorski Krai) - 103K +5K
SpanaBank (El Spana) - 150K +8K
jetBank (The belacian states) - 113K +13K
Xavier Manufacturing (The Rouge Christmas State) - 44K -18K
Urukian Arms Industry (Urukian) - 103K +7K
Soria Co. (Sorianora) - 123K +11K
Aussandries Arms (Aussandries) - 90K +9K
FN (Belned) - 106K +17K
RAPNI (Romaniche) - 142K +26K
Imperial Arms (Puppet scp fuadation) - 88K -15K
The Rifle From The Red (Commie tebit) - 48K -13K
German Austrian Arms Manufacturing (The greater german austrian empire) - 105K +5K
NRAP (Novos romanos) - 109K +8K
The Golden Weapon (The rome empire) - 97K +2K
Pewds Arms (Pewds supporter) - 45K -21K
Vegetarian Light Armaments (Democratic republic of nothingness) - 102K +1K
Rajputana Rifles (Republic of rajputana) - 106K +2K
Carthage and Co (Carthaginian civilization) - 94K +2K
BFP (Belned) - 118K +13K
تصنيع اذرع الشمس (Urukian) - 130K +13K
Mosin and Avtomat Armory (Primorski Krai) - 104K +5K
Guns For Freedom (Legionarya) - 148K +26K
Tengri Seraphim (Khazar lechia) - 78K -9K
Stavanger Space Tech (Urukian) - 113K +9K
Urukian Space Repair Service (Urukian) - 105K +8K
U2 Space (Phoenix city of fire) - 110K +2K
Young Industries Civilian Aeronautics Division (Young industries) - 99K +1K
Tokyo Novum Space Industries (Novos romanos) - 111K +5K
The Rare Old Mountain Dew (Aussandries) - 60K +9K
Roma-Soda (Romaniche) - 93K +24K
Ecchi-Cola (The Strangers Club) - 70K +14K
Par Biir (The belacian states) - 61K +12K
Meninas Capitalistas (Ofiussia) - 28K +3K
Roma-Nike (Romaniche) - 178K +26K
Strange-Mart (The Strangers Club) - 176K +16K
JP Capitalista (Novos romanos) - 141K +5K
Khan’s Milk Farm (Khazar lechia) - 28K -6K
Romanichean Cheese (Romaniche) - 89K +24K
Tillamook Cheese (Isolationstan) - 62K +9K
Transvaal Dairy (Wabobania) - 39K +1K
Raja Panner Curry (Indoinastan) - 60K +4K
Puic Cheese (Carthaginian civilization) - 40K +1K
La Branzika (Legionarya) - 92K +24K
Khan’s Personal Fields (Khazar lechia) - 56K +6K
Faster Growth (Otterse) - 35K -9K
NR Agriculture (Novos romanos) - 62K +4K
Sodrugestvo (Primorski Krai) - 63K +7K
Sun Pharma (Port ashley) - 13K -18K
University Medicine (Hopal) - 64K +2K
G Pharmaceutics SRL (Gavraska) - 66K +9K
Cambium Aerospace and Trucks (Port ashley) - 23K-18K
Bunker-Apparatus (Koedric) - 79K +10K
Imperial Armed Defense (Puppet scp fuadation) - 69K -7K
The Red China Army (Commie tebit) - 33K -12K
Golden Wall (The rome empire) - 78K +2K
UAC (Primorski Krai) - 76K +7K
Scandia Automobiles (Port ashley) - 21K -18K
Satirop (Phoenix city of fire) - 81K +3K
Cars and Stuff (New cica) - 77K +1K
Belton Automotive (Isolationstan) - 86K +3K
Rebirth Motors (Rebirth Island) - 74K +1K
Henry Ford (Legionarya) - 88K +22K
Belac Bíçiclas (The belacian states) - 82K +9K
H Bikes (Hopal) - 61K +2K
Urukian Minerals Production (Urukian) - 207K +26K
Novos Romanos Minerals Ltd (Novos romanos) - 182K +4K
Cratersville Mining Ltd (Isolationstan) - 178K +6K
visitBelac (The belacian states) - 130K +13K
Imagine Indoina (Indoinastan) - 118K +3K
TravelDumb (Dumb country) - 96K
Ugosalinese Casinos (Ugosal) - 116K +4K
Cykas ke liye Kazino (Indoinastan) - 118K +3K
The Rising Sun (The Strangers Club) - 134K +13K
Viking Studios & Dark House Films (El Spana) - 88K +4K
Belac Film Company (The belacian states) - 93K +11K
Romanichean Festives Stock (Romaniche) - 76K +16K
Flex Seal Family of Products (Swiftlandian Peoples Republic) - 206K -3K
River Styx (Draconovox) - 148K +23K
NR Slaves INC (Novos romanos) - 82K +3K
Anime Production Center (Phoenix city of fire) - 78K +4K
Viva Studios (Latiouthel) 73K +4K
The Spaniard Woodstock (El Spana) - 91K +4K
Sam’s Sauce (Akumanga) - 43K +6K
Auchan (Primorski Krai) - 81K +5K
Amorix International (Ethics committee of the scpf) - 75K +4K
مذابح الشمس (Urukian) - 73K +14K
श्रेकवादी हिंदू धर्म और संथाल मंदिर of മെമ്മുകളും കമ്യൂണിസവും (Indoinastan) - 68K +3K
Virgin Group (A Memer) - 69K
THIS WEEK’S LOSSES: $414 Billion
THIS WEEK’S REVENUE: $759 Billion
THIS WEEK’S PROFIT: $345 Billion
TOTAL ALL TIME REVENUE MADE SO FAR: ~$106 Trillion
NATIONS INVOLVED: 57
REGIONS INVOLVED: 19
Aug 16. Aussandries into Aussandries companies, 1 month
Aug 22. The Strangers Club 2 billion into The Strange Mart, 1 month
Aug 25. Urukian 2 billion into Urukian companies +1 billion to Urukian National Gas and Urukian Minerals Co., 1 month
Aug 25. Draconovox 2 billion into Mecham (Isolationstan), 1 month
Aug 25. Draconovox 2 billion into Rapni (Romaniche), 1 month
Aug 25. Draconovox 2 billion into Tillamook Cheese (Isolationstan), 1 month
Aug 25. Draconovox 2 billion into Romanichean Cheese (Romaniche), 1 month
Aug 25. Draconovox 2 billion into Spanabank (El Spana), 1 month
Aug 26. The belacian states into The belacian states companies, 1 month
Aug 26. Legionarya 10 million into Legionarya companies, 1 month
Aug 26. Hopal 3 billion into University Medicine, 1 month
Aug 26. Gavraska 35K into Pristine Urukian Fishing Co., 1 month
Aug 26. Gavraska 1 billion into Gavraska companies, 1 month
Aug 29. The Strangers Club 500 million into MegaSoft (Plus Nova Imperii), 1 month
Aug 29. The Strangers Club 500 million into Anime Production Center (Phoenix city of fire), 1 month
Aug 29. Koedric into BFP (Belned), 1 month
Aug 29. Akumanga 500 million into Sam’s Sauce, 1 month
Aug 29. Urukian 1 billion into تصنيع اذرع الشمس, 1 month
Aug 29. The belacian states 500 million into Chipps Chips (Isolationstan), 1 month
Aug 30. Gavraska 500 million into Khan’s Personal Fields (Khazar lechia), 1 month
Aug 30. Gavraska 500 million into Golden Wall (The rome empire), 1 month
Aug 30. Gavraska 200 million into La Branzika (Legionarya), 1 month
Aug 30. Aussandries 1 billion+ into visitBelac (The belacian states), 1 month
Sep 7. Legionarya 200 million into Legionarya companies, 1 month
Sep 7. Romaniche 150 billion into Romaniche companies, 1 week
Sep 7. Romaniche 50 billion into Emporious (Novos romanos), FN (Belned), BFP (Belned), NRAP (Novos romanos), Guns for Freedom (Legionarya), JP Capitalista (Novos romanos), La Branzinka (Legionarya), 1 week
Sep 7. Plus Nova Imperii into Plus Nova Imperii companies, 1 week
Sep 7. Plus Nova Imperii into Sorianora companies, 1 week
Sep 7. Sorianora into Sorianora companies, 1 week
Sep 7. Sorianora into Plus Nova Imperii companies, 1 week
Sep 7. Koedric into Bunker Apparatus (Koedric) and FN (Belned), 1 week
Sep 7. The Strangers Club 5 billion into The Strangers Club companies, 1 month
Sep 7. The Strangers Club 2 billion into MegaSoft (Puppet States of Plus Nova Imperii), 1 month
Sep 7. The Strangers Club 2 billion into Anime Production Center (Phoenix city of fire), 1 month
Sep 7. The soldrania 100 million into Bitterlich (Sturengartz), 1 month (IRPSFSM Company Investment) - Company Ceased to Exist, Investment Firm Payed Back With the Company’s Remaining Value (4 Billion)
Pizza: Increases your companies’ investment deadlines by a month | Cost: 10,000 Stock Points | Renewal Cost: 1,500 Points (Must be paid within a month)
Totem of Undying: Restores a company below 3,000 points back to the stock market with an initial value of 5,000 points | Cost: 0 Points, Message or Telegram to Peepeepoopoocaca (No renewal required)
Chaos Emerald: Increases a company’s value by 10% each week | Cost: 25,000 Points | Renewal Cost: 3,000 Points (Must be paid within a week)
Scooby Snack: Gives you 1,000 free karma points every month | Cost: 5,000 Points | Renewal Cost: 1,000 Points (Must be paid within a month)
Draconovox: 15% Shares in Mecham (22K), Rapni (21K), Tillamook Cheese (9K), Romanichean Cheese (14K), and Spanabank (23K)
Sorianora: 10% Share in MegaSoft (23K)
Gavraska: 1% Share in Pristine Fishing Co. (760)
The Strangers Club: 15% Share in MegaSoft (34K), and Anime Production Center (12K)
Koedric: 10% Share in BFP (12K)
Romaniche: 20% Share in BFP (24K), Guns For Freedom (30K), FN (21K), Emporious (28K), NRAP (22K), JP Capitalista (28K), La Brazinka (18K)
The belacian states: 10% Share in Chipps Chips (10K)
Gavraska: 10% Share in Khan’s Personal Fields (6K), and Golden Wall (8K)
Gavraska: 5% Share in La Brazinka (5K)
Aussandries: 15% Share in visitBelac (20K)
Indoinastan: 5% Share in U2 Space (6K), Satirop (4K), and Anime Production Center (4K)
Koedric: 10% Share in FN (11K)
- 10% of jetBank (The belacian states)
- 15% of Par Biir (The belacian states)
- 4% of Belac Film Company (The belacian states)
- 8% of Belac Bíçiclas (The belacian states)
Here’s where companies who’s country owners have ceased to exist go to be hopefully bought by new countries and return to the stock market
- Wooloo, Arms Manufacturing Company, Former Owner: Wooloo-land, Value: 7K
- Ludwig and Beilschmit, Space Company, Former Owner: Gallar, Value: 95K
- Glorious Potatoes Inc., Agriculture Company, Former Owner: Of altonianic islands Value: 75K
- Haberlin, Military Aircraft Company, Former Owner: Sturengartz Value: 58K
- Brausewetter, Natural Gas Company, Former Owner: Sturengartz Value: 40K
- Sturencabel, Telecommunications Company, Former Owner: Sturengartz Value: 60K
- The Golden Hour, Gambling Company, Former Owner: Gallar Value: 108K
- Billy’s Chicken, Poultry Farms Company, Former Owner: Chicknland Value: 60K
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COMPANY OF THE WEEK: Genos-Aelia company (Romaniche) - 158K
MOST VALUABLE COMPANY: Bing Software National (Of altonianic islands) - 362K
All of these companies are now currently in the Inter Regional Primary Stock and Financial Support Market (IRPSFSM)
- Gòngchǎn Baskets (Commie tebit)
- LS’s Bigmouth (CALLMEDADDYSTRATTON)
Plus Nova Imperii: Karma Multipliter: 0 Points, Power Ups: 0, Partnership Bank: None
The Rouge Christmas State: Karma Multipliter: 0 Points, Power Ups: 0, Partnership Bank: None
Urukian: Karma Multipliter: 0 Points, Power Ups: 0, Partnership Bank: None
Moveyrsearlandez: Karma Multipliter: 0 Points, Power Ups: 0, Partnership Bank: None
Otterse: Karma Multipliter: 0 Points, Power Ups: 0, Partnership Bank: None
Indoinastan: Karma Multipliter: 1K Points, Power Ups: 0, Partnership Bank: None
Isolationstan: Karma Multipliter: 0 Points, Power Ups: 0, Partnership Bank: None
Mukh: Karma Multipliter: 0 Points, Power Ups: 0, Partnership Bank: None
Novos romanos: Karma Multipliter: 0 Points, Power Ups: 0, Partnership Bank: None
Port ashley: Karma Multipliter: 0 Points, Power Ups: 0, Partnership Bank: None
Arcane the bot: Karma Multipliter: 0 Points, Power Ups: 0, Partnership Bank: None
Edington: Karma Multipliter: 0 Points, Power Ups: 0, Partnership Bank: None
Romaniche: Karma Multipliter: 15K Points, Power Ups: 0, Partnership Bank: None
Callmedaddystratton: Karma Multipliter: 0 Points, Power Ups: 0, Partnership Bank: None
Aussandries: Karma Multipliter: 3K Points, Power Ups: 0, Partnership Bank: None
The belacian states: Karma Multipliter: 1K Points, Power Ups: 0, Partnership Bank: None
Primorski Krai: Karma Multipliter: 0 Points, Power Ups: 0, Partnership Bank: None
Sorianora: Karma Multipliter: 1K Points, Power Ups: 0, Partnership Bank: None
Belned: Karma Multipliter: 0 Points, Power Ups: 0, Partnership Bank: None
Puppet scp fuadation: Karma Multipliter: 0 Points, Power Ups: 0, Partnership Bank: None
Commie tebit: Karma Multipliter: 0 Points, Power Ups: 0, Partnership Bank: None
The greater german austrian empire: Karma Multipliter: 0 Points, Power Ups: 0, Partnership Bank: None
The rome empire: Karma Multipliter: 0 Points, Power Ups: 0, Partnership Bank: None
Pewds supporter: Karma Multipliter: 0 Points, Power Ups: 0, Partnership Bank: None
Democratic republic of nothingness: Karma Multipliter: 0 Points, Power Ups: 0, Partnership Bank: None
Republic of rajputana: Karma Multipliter: 0 Points, Power Ups: 0, Partnership Bank: None
Carthaginian civilization: Karma Multipliter: 0 Points, Power Ups: 0, Partnership Bank: None
Legionarya: Karma Multipliter: 9K Points, Power Ups: 0, Partnership Bank: None
Khazar lechia: Karma Multipliter: 0 Points, Power Ups: 0, Partnership Bank: None
Phoenix city of fire: Karma Multipliter: 0 Points, Power Ups: 0, Partnership Bank: None
Young industries: Karma Multipliter: 0 Points, Power Ups: 0, Partnership Bank: None
The Strangers Club: Karma Multipliter: 8K Points, Power Ups: 0, Partnership Bank: None
Ofiussia: Karma Multipliter: 0 Points, Power Ups: 0, Partnership Bank: None
Wabobania: Karma Multipliter: 0 Points, Power Ups: 0, Partnership Bank: None
Koedric: Karma Multipliter: 1K Points, Power Ups: 0, Partnership Bank: None
New cica: Karma Multipliter: 0 Points, Power Ups: 0, Partnership Bank: None
Rebirth Island: Karma Multipliter: 0 Points, Power Ups: 0, Partnership Bank: None
Ugosal: Karma Multipliter: 0 Points, Power Ups: 0, Partnership Bank: None
El Spana: Karma Multipliter: 0 Points, Power Ups: 0, Partnership Bank: None
Swiftlandian Peoples Republic: Karma Multipliter: 0 Points, Power Ups: 0, Partnership Bank: None
Draconovox: Karma Multipliter: 15K Points, Power Ups: 0, Partnership Bank: None
The corporate sectors: Karma Multipliter: 0 Points, Power Ups: 0, Partnership Bank: None
Slavic lechia: Karma Multipliter: 0 Points, Power Ups: 0, Partnership Bank: None
Latiouthel: Karma Multipliter: 0 Points, Power Ups: 0, Partnership Bank: None
Akumanga: Karma Multipliter: 0 Points, Power Ups: 0, Partnership Bank: None
Mindon: Karma Multipliter: 0 Points, Power Ups: 0, Partnership Bank: None
Japanese ronald mc donald: Karma Multipliter: 0 Points, Power Ups: 0, Partnership Bank: None
Hopal: Karma Multiplier: 0 Points, Power Ups: 0, Partnership Bank: None
Gavraska: Karma Multiplier: 6K Points, Power Ups: 0, Partnership Bank: None
Yes humans are recyclable: Karma Multiplier: 0 Points, Power Ups: 0, Partnership Bank: None
Ethics committee of the scpf: Karma Multiplier: 0 Points, Power Ups: 0, Partnership Bank: None
The soldrania: Karma Multiplier: 1K Points, Power Ups: 0, Partnership Bank: None
Dumb country: Karma Multiplier: 0 Points, Power Ups: 0, Partnership Bank: None
A Memer: Karma Multiplier: 0 Points, Power Ups: 0, Partnership Bank: None
”why are u gae”
No I need the primary labs
They tend to be run by better and more advanced AI
Besides it not like I'm gonna set off a chain of events that'll bring down everything
Eh.........Yes
Then again that is because the bar is located in it
Ok, you've convinced me. Now I'm definitely not giving you access to the primary labs, or the secondary ones.
True. We are basically the source of everything interesting in this city.
Looks like a few places are being broken into tonight
Yeah
You don't even know where those are. Also, unrelated question but what would happen if you were to drop a faraday cage on an AI chamber?
I believe you are referring to “Ricky Rat”
Depends on the AI in question
But most likely frying the logic circuits causing a rouge AI to be generated
Eh
I'm pretty confident that the Swarm knows where they are
Regardless I need sorta reason to cause a disaster
So about that faraday cage in question
Did you mean "rogue"?--Or does this AI run around giving people makeovers and painting color on their cheeks?
I think you misunderstand what a faraday cage is. A faraday cage blocks all signals in or out of it. You seem to be thinking of an electromagnetic pulse. Moving on, is there a overall AI of this "swarm"? If so, where is based?
No
As in, will proceed to destroy a nation and more
Oh, you mean "rotund"--'cause if the butt is big enough, it can crush an entire nation at once. More cheesecake?
Oh well then the AI stops working depending on which side it's on
To the AI issue of the Swarm. It's a collective rather than a single mind controlling them
Much like a hive, hence the name the Swarm
To the further issue of where it's based
It's based well in the armour/host me
Hmmm. Interesting. Then what is in that bunker now anyway?
*a random civilian walks in*
Good grief, it's a hell hole out there. Got anything good to take the edge off?
I recommend a lobotomy. It won't fix the world situation, but you won't care, and that's good enough, right?
No thank you. Honestly my job has been cut out for me, since The Comrade died. I've been promoted to general and some folks from Mindon have taken over until a successor is decided. It's long work dealing with the trappings of power and sorting out the aftermath of all those military commanders dying. Can't believe they all managed to die from that giant eggplant. Didn't even know that eggplants could use guns for that matter. Eh, but enough of my life story. Give me a beer, I don't care what kind.
Here you go, one beer, compliments of the eggplant at the end of the bar. Have you two met? It keeps looking at you with a twinkle in its eye and a twitch in its trigger finger. Just take the gunfire outside, will'ya?
Ah, thanks. *drinks beer* Ah, now then... *throws empty beer bottle at eggplant, knocking it over* Take this you murderer! *grabs and repeatedly punches eggplant into a fine mush* DIE! DIE! *sigh* Sorry for the mess. I just had to kill him. That bloody assassin.
Oh, and that reminds me: On a completely unrelated note, today's lunch special is mashed eggplant succotash. Yum-yum. Order up!
Well, don't forget to pay your bar tab and have your mail forwarded before you go.
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