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Happyland ranch

Religion in our world?

No there's no need for it just insanity is our greatest belief!

Do we believe in a deity?

Not exactly, we believe that we are all the denizens of this current state.

Does death exist?

Nope, it's just an illusion death is not the end.

Does Happyland Ranch believe in Heaven and Hell?

This is a definite no and also sin is not a concept that we have either there is no such thing as good or bad in Happyland Ranch.

What is religion?

Religion is not found in our dictionary.

Why do we need religion?

There's no real need for it other than to bring our self-destructive nature to a halt. 

Why do you need religion?

Because you're crazy.

What are your most controversial beliefs?

We are already spirits trapped in this world, next question.

What's the purpose of life?

We forgot how to be alive.

What do you believe in? 

Hmmm, we believe in this place called HappyLand Ranch. 

What do you do on this ranch?

We believe in being insane and uncouth.

What are your plans for the future?

We are going to remain here for the rest of our existence.

Read factbook

United rapture church

Where are we? Did we wake up in the Apocalypse?

Happyland ranch

United rapture church wrote:Where are we? Did we wake up in the Apocalypse?

You are in the greatest place ever!

Siiberia, Terraberg, Ion blasters, and United rapture church

Everyones favorite day, N-day.

Happyland ranch

Ion blasters wrote:Everyones favorite day, N-day.

We saw HIM!!!

Happyland ranch wrote:We saw HIM!!!

Yes praise the God chicken!

Terraberg

Ion blasters wrote:Everyones favorite day, N-day.

I've been preparing my forces for this day. I knew it was only a matter of time.

The impenetrable I.G.N.O.R.E. Shields of Warhaven shall stand strong against this warmongering.

Happyland ranch

FAQ & Answers

by Happyland ranch

Why are we here?

We're not going to discuss this with anyone because of potential problems with time and space.

Where are we located?

Not Earth that is for sure!

Why is Happyland Ranch is located in a desert?

That's a complicated question and the answer is we don't even know.

When was Happyland Ranch built?

A very long time ago in a dimension far far away!

What do you smoke?

Nothing that is illegal we smoke pleasure and breath success.

Why is everyone weird or strange here?

We don't use the words "weird" or "strange" we use unique.

Why is everyone "unique" here?

Because of our ability to make our lives better. We come in all shapes and sizes.

Why do you have a Great Archive?

That's a good question it's from the time before the cataclysm that we knew that we had a record everything.

Read dispatch

The nuke may have stopped, but it's only the start.

Something else lurks around the corner.

by corner, I mean 1 month.

Ion blasters wrote:The nuke may have stopped, but it's only the start.

Something else lurks around the corner.

by corner, I mean 1 month.

OOOOOH...

Ion blasters

Our nation is getting ranked in the Top 5% and Top 1% of almost everything! Acceptable! Acceptable!

I hope that this region is better at curing zombies than our previous one...

Oops! Yesterday I've accidentally banned the Internet in my nation. Is there any way I can undo this issue?

Siiberia and Rbbf

Southfield diplomacy delegate 1

Hello everyone! I am the Southfield Foreign Affairs Office travelling around our embassy regions! How are you all today?

Southfield diplomacy delegate 1 wrote:Hello everyone! I am the Southfield Foreign Affairs Office travelling around our embassy regions! How are you all today?

Somehow still alive even though senior year of college has hit our leader quite hard.

Merry Christmas from our region to yours!

**Sends a large tray of homemade Christmas cookies**

Gypsy Lands wrote:Merry Christmas from our region to yours!

**Sends a large tray of homemade Christmas cookies**

We thank the Gypsy delegation. We extend our humblest Christmas wishes to your country as well.

Endorse our nation for the World Assembly! We gladly represent this region with pride and honour.

The children of mama

Well, our repeated experiments in non-existence have still yielded no useful information.

The children of mama wrote:Well, our repeated experiments in non-existence have still yielded no useful information.

Don't give up. One day, like us you'll be able to both exist and not exist at the same time. We worry about Mama's ability to handle such an experience though. It's alot to process.

The union of pragmatica

We need more robots.

Greetings, Mad Scientists Union! Scorvkent is a wandering nation with a simplistic national narrative of indefinite duration. All issue decisions passing through this nation are logged. Please feel encouraged to peruse my nation's logs!

The children of mama

Well, as of a few days ago we've had to quarantine all of our Children to prevent the spread of this annoying xeno-virus. Fortunately, it hasn't affected us much.

The children of mama wrote:Well, as of a few days ago we've had to quarantine all of our Children to prevent the spread of this annoying xeno-virus. Fortunately, it hasn't affected us much.

Our nation has closed it's borders, but is sending out care packages to allies in need, of course we are using our robotic frame units to disperse the packages, as we can't afford to put our soldiers and workers at risk. Our Warmind network is doing a superb job of dispersing care, whilst our City Protection Forces are doing a fantastic job keeping all our major cities on lockdown.

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