No there's no need for it just insanity is our the greatest belief!
Do we believe in a deity?
Not exactly, we believe that we are all the spirits of this world.
Does death exist?
Nope, it's just an illusion death is not the end.
Does Happyland Ranch believe in Heaven and Hell
This is a definite no and also sin is not a concept that we have either there is no such thing as good or bad in Happyland Ranch.
Everyones favorite day, N-day.
We saw HIM!!!
The impenetrable I.G.N.O.R.E. Shields of Warhaven shall stand strong against this warmongering.
We're not going to discuss this with anyone because of potential problems with time and space.
Where are we located?
Not Earth that is for sure!
Why is Happyland Ranch is located in a desert?
That's a complicated question and the answer is we don't even know.
When was Happyland Ranch built?
A very long time ago in a dimension far far away!
What do you smoke?
Nothing that is illegal we smoke pleasure and breath success.
Why is everyone weird or strange here?
We don't use the words "weird" or "strange" we use unique.
Why is everyone "unique" here?
Because of our ability to make our lives better. We come in all shapes and sizes.
Why do you have a Great Archive?
That's a good question it's from the time before the cataclysm that we knew that we had a record everything.
The nuke may have stopped, but it's only the start.
Something else lurks around the corner.
by corner, I mean 1 month.
Our nation is getting ranked in the Top 5% and Top 1% of almost everything! Acceptable! Acceptable!
Oops! Yesterday I've accidentally banned the Internet in my nation. Is there any way I can undo this issue?
Siiberia and Rbbf
Hello everyone! I am the Southfield Foreign Affairs Office travelling around our embassy regions! How are you all today?
Somehow still alive even though senior year of college has hit our leader quite hard.
We thank the Gypsy delegation. We extend our humblest Christmas wishes to your country as well.
Endorse our nation for the World Assembly! We gladly represent this region with pride and honour.
Don't give up. One day, like us you'll be able to both exist and not exist at the same time. We worry about Mama's ability to handle such an experience though. It's alot to process.
We need more robots.
Our nation has closed it's borders, but is sending out care packages to allies in need, of course we are using our robotic frame units to disperse the packages, as we can't afford to put our soldiers and workers at risk. Our Warmind network is doing a superb job of dispersing care, whilst our City Protection Forces are doing a fantastic job keeping all our major cities on lockdown.