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yo haven
*A cup of Earl Grey Tea manifests for you to study*
Attentio!
Intel from [explunged] has revealed that the whole NS Multiverse will enter nuclear war in 5 days ± 2 hours. Please plan accordingly. (IGNORE shields etc.)
*BOINK*
*a box materializes in the region*
"Scientific progress goes 'boink'?"
Only occasionally. Sometimes it goea 'sproing'
Once, it even whistled, we're still trying to replicate that one.
Experimental Laboratory Psi, Ion blasters, and A Cardboard Box
"It went 'zip' when it moved, 'bop' when it stopped,
And 'whirrr' when it stood still.
I never knew just what it was and I guess I never will."
Tom Paxton - The Marvelous Toy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yB4WFMDW9G4
:)
Good day my friends, I (I being The Emperor of course) have entered this multiverse through a wormhole in order to research and expand my empire. You lot seem to be the kind of nations who would enjoy taking part in the research bit so we've decided to move the wormhole closer to the general vicinity of this region. It is open to all who wish to enter the research sector and join us in our quest for knowledge.
There are no security checks because we have deemed the majority of you as not enough of a threat to worry about.
Just be careful to avoid the imports from The Empire Core flying across the room.
Excellent! As a friend of mine always said, the more brains the better!
To be fair it was mostly because he was a zombie, but the phrase is still applicable in this context.
Hi
Hi
G'day
Guess who's back from cryogenic stasis :D
Glad to see this place hasn't disappeared into a singularity
Experimental Laboratory Psi, Ion blasters, and The grand rat legion
Actually it did, fortunately I had the foresight to make a backup in the celestial ether and successfully restored everything except Laboratory psi's favorite moon and Ion Blasters sun. I replaced them with balloons hopefully they don't notice.
Experimental Laboratory Psi, Ion blasters, and The grand rat legion
The moon balloon is suspiciously small... Or maybe not, maybe I just wanted an excuse to say "moon balloon", but you should still probably check just in case.
Again it would have been the authentic moon but the data was corrupted and the original moon did not survive. Actually now that we know just what kind of moon it was we COULD help fix it and improve it. Using the powers of time we could pull our ancient nemisis out of the past and bimd him to the moon. Then he could drive your whole nation mad....
Experimental Laboratory Psi and The grand rat legion
*cosmic drawer shuffling sounds*
What's this? A spare?
Ah yes of course, I copied and pasted the moon into a matter reconfiguration machine as a last minute gift for my nephew's birthday party due to the fact that it was conveniently the nearest celestial body at the moment. Well this version is composed entirely of solidified orange juice and has a very long waxy paper stick protruding from the center because it was meant to be a giant lollipop originally, but the gravitational field is roughly the same if you ignore the poles, so it's probably close enough, right?
Anyway, I left it on a sitting on a pedestal next to the main lab entrance wormhole so you can use it if you want.
sciencedamnit, I take my eyes off those interns for 2 SECONDS and they manage to release a virus stored at the far back of some giant storage facility and cause a multiversal-wide zombie apocalypse. (not like we then decided to let it spread and tamper with the multiverse to collect scientific data). Like COME ON, we don't care if you create Lovecraftian horrors beyond comprehension or perform the most unethical experiment ever known to science for some irrelevant and completely useless psychology question, just please abide by the lab safety guidelines is all we ask for... AND THEY STILL FAIL AT THAT.
Experiment on them in turn as punishment....
Experimental Laboratory Psi and The grand rat legion
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