Search

Search

[+] Advanced...

Author:

Region:

Sort:

«12. . .232233234235236»

yo haven

A cup of a cup of tea? Fascinating.

Ion blasters

New Ciencia wrote:A cup of a cup of tea? Fascinating.

*A cup of Earl Grey Tea manifests for you to study*

Ion blasters

Attentio!

Intel from [explunged] has revealed that the whole NS Multiverse will enter nuclear war in 5 days ± 2 hours. Please plan accordingly. (IGNORE shields etc.)

The Bureaucracy ceases to exist for the day retreating so deep into The Void even lost and deleted nations from the early days of NS can't find us.

Ion blasters

*BOINK*

*a box materializes in the region*

"Scientific progress goes 'boink'?"

A Cardboard Box wrote:*BOINK*

*a box materializes in the region*

"Scientific progress goes 'boink'?"

Only occasionally. Sometimes it goea 'sproing'
Once, it even whistled, we're still trying to replicate that one.

Warhaven wrote:Only occasionally. Sometimes it goea 'sproing'
Once, it even whistled, we're still trying to replicate that one.

"It went 'zip' when it moved, 'bop' when it stopped,
And 'whirrr' when it stood still.
I never knew just what it was and I guess I never will."

Tom Paxton - The Marvelous Toy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yB4WFMDW9G4

:)

The grand rat legion

Good day my friends, I (I being The Emperor of course) have entered this multiverse through a wormhole in order to research and expand my empire. You lot seem to be the kind of nations who would enjoy taking part in the research bit so we've decided to move the wormhole closer to the general vicinity of this region. It is open to all who wish to enter the research sector and join us in our quest for knowledge.

There are no security checks because we have deemed the majority of you as not enough of a threat to worry about.

Just be careful to avoid the imports from The Empire Core flying across the room.

Ion blasters

The grand rat legion wrote:Good day my friends, I (I being The Emperor of course) have entered this multiverse through a wormhole in order to research and expand my empire. You lot seem to be the kind of nations who would enjoy taking part in the research bit so we've decided to move the wormhole closer to the general vicinity of this region. It is open to all who wish to enter the research sector and join us in our quest for knowledge.

There are no security checks because we have deemed the majority of you as not enough of a threat to worry about.

Just be careful to avoid the imports from The Empire Core flying across the room.

Following this announcement legion of scientists flooded through the wormhole in order to examine every square inch of The Empire of The Grand Rat Legion.

Ion blasters and The grand rat legion

The grand rat legion

Excellent! As a friend of mine always said, the more brains the better!

To be fair it was mostly because he was a zombie, but the phrase is still applicable in this context.

Hi

Fernetraum wrote:Hi

Hi

The grand rat legion

Fernetraum wrote:Hi

G'day

Guess who's back from cryogenic stasis :D

Glad to see this place hasn't disappeared into a singularity

Experimental Laboratory Psi, Ion blasters, and The grand rat legion

Terraberg wrote:Guess who's back from cryogenic stasis :D

Glad to see this place hasn't disappeared into a singularity

Actually it did, fortunately I had the foresight to make a backup in the celestial ether and successfully restored everything except Laboratory psi's favorite moon and Ion Blasters sun. I replaced them with balloons hopefully they don't notice.

Experimental Laboratory Psi, Ion blasters, and The grand rat legion

The grand rat legion

The moon balloon is suspiciously small... Or maybe not, maybe I just wanted an excuse to say "moon balloon", but you should still probably check just in case.

*puts more air into Moon Balloon to bring it back to proper size.*

Moon Balloon is fun to say.

The grand rat legion

Whichever one of you multiversal-tampering pranksters changed our sun in universe 97684 to a balloon, resulting in the destruction of that entire solar system and our people of that universe, that was not very nice :/

The grand rat legion

Ion blasters wrote:Whichever one of you multiversal-tampering pranksters changed our sun in universe 97684 to a balloon, resulting in the destruction of that entire solar system and our people of that universe, that was not very nice :/

*Restores universe from backup again. Puts in new green sun oddly shaped like a pyramid for reasons not readily apparent.*

The grand rat legion

Warhaven wrote:Actually it did, fortunately I had the foresight to make a backup in the celestial ether and successfully restored everything except Laboratory psi's favorite moon and Ion Blasters sun. I replaced them with balloons hopefully they don't notice.

I was wondering why the survival rate among my interns was so high on the Moon of Despairing Madness. We'll have to "fix" that.

The grand rat legion

Experimental Laboratory Psi wrote:I was wondering why the survival rate among my interns was so high on the Moon of Despairing Madness. We'll have to "fix" that.

Again it would have been the authentic moon but the data was corrupted and the original moon did not survive. Actually now that we know just what kind of moon it was we COULD help fix it and improve it. Using the powers of time we could pull our ancient nemisis out of the past and bimd him to the moon. Then he could drive your whole nation mad....

Experimental Laboratory Psi and The grand rat legion

The grand rat legion

Experimental Laboratory Psi wrote:I was wondering why the survival rate among my interns was so high on the Moon of Despairing Madness. We'll have to "fix" that.

*cosmic drawer shuffling sounds*

What's this? A spare?

Ah yes of course, I copied and pasted the moon into a matter reconfiguration machine as a last minute gift for my nephew's birthday party due to the fact that it was conveniently the nearest celestial body at the moment. Well this version is composed entirely of solidified orange juice and has a very long waxy paper stick protruding from the center because it was meant to be a giant lollipop originally, but the gravitational field is roughly the same if you ignore the poles, so it's probably close enough, right?

Anyway, I left it on a sitting on a pedestal next to the main lab entrance wormhole so you can use it if you want.

sciencedamnit, I take my eyes off those interns for 2 SECONDS and they manage to release a virus stored at the far back of some giant storage facility and cause a multiversal-wide zombie apocalypse. (not like we then decided to let it spread and tamper with the multiverse to collect scientific data). Like COME ON, we don't care if you create Lovecraftian horrors beyond comprehension or perform the most unethical experiment ever known to science for some irrelevant and completely useless psychology question, just please abide by the lab safety guidelines is all we ask for... AND THEY STILL FAIL AT THAT.

The grand rat legion

Ion blasters wrote:sciencedamnit, I take my eyes off those interns for 2 SECONDS and they manage to release a virus stored at the far back of some giant storage facility and cause a multiversal-wide zombie apocalypse. (not like we then decided to let it spread and tamper with the multiverse to collect scientific data). Like COME ON, we don't care if you create Lovecraftian horrors beyond comprehension or perform the most unethical experiment ever known to science for some irrelevant and completely useless psychology question, just please abide by the lab safety guidelines is all we ask for... AND THEY STILL FAIL AT THAT.

Experiment on them in turn as punishment....

Experimental Laboratory Psi and The grand rat legion

«12. . .232233234235236»

Advertisement