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Tethys 13 wrote:

Question of the Day:

You are at a party, and there is one slice of pizza/pie/cake left, that you would rather like. What do you do?

Awkwardly ask the other person to take it and then we both go hungry

Tethys 13 wrote:

Question of the Day:

Who is the wealthiest person in your nation?

A woman from the eastern province of To-Kyo named Hikase Mikasa. She inherited a four thousand year old company from her father in 1989 at the age of 20. The family company deals in banking, the company name is the Tōbu no kaisha, literally the Eastern Company. Since the empire reformed (violently) into a republic, she has branched the company to different industries, most notably, the Arms industry and the oil business.

Although her company became a target of a new anti trust law in 2006 passed by President McBloom, she had managed to save the EC from getting broken apart. The KamiKaze Arms Company was broken apart into three companies, while the Patron Oil Company was nationalized.

Today, her net worth stands at 5.6 trillion Gorms. Making her the richest in the country.

I have no idea how to post fact books on mobile lol (my computer is playing up) so I’ll just post it like this:

Message from glorious sunlio mulie:
Everything is alright Guarntura is safe no need to worry

A leaked report from yutrbeie news (currently banned under state press in Guarntura)

In the province of lingeliotland and angtlund protest movements against sunlio mulie have sprung up , notably the free angtlund movement or the new Guarntura movement. The government under sunlio mulie has ordered an internet shutdown in the two provinces as a result of the protests. The protests cover a variety of problems such as lack of democracy unfair treatment for many people of different genders race etc. and corruption. Sunlio mulie a figure of increasing controversy over the recent years, rose to power after a violent coup overthrowing his distant relative military leader manius sun, and having him killed. Sunlio mulie would inherit his riches, gained mostly from corruption, and continue his legacy of corruption. The province of angtlund has been rebellious for a few years now, with its high number of ethnic angra people, who aren’t treated fairly under the regime.

How did the government respond to this?

As previously mentioned both lingeliotland and angtlund were blocked from the internet, along with this, movement is restricted in their state capitals of port Eliot and tuve village respectively. In angtlund, a violent military response was used, with tangs rolling into the city square and killing protestors this has been under-reported and no media corporations in the country have been allowed to report on it.

Gormhuth wrote:

A woman from the eastern province of To-Kyo named Hikase Mikasa. She inherited a four thousand year old company from her father in 1989 at the age of 20. The family company deals in banking, the company name is the Tōbu no kaisha, literally the Eastern Company. Since the empire reformed (violently) into a republic, she has branched the company to different industries, most notably, the Arms industry and the oil business.

Although her company became a target of a new anti trust law in 2006 passed by President McBloom, she had managed to save the EC from getting broken apart. The KamiKaze Arms Company was broken apart into three companies, while the Patron Oil Company was nationalized.

Today, her net worth stands at 5.6 trillion Gorms. Making her the richest in the country.

mfw the japanese words broke it. i originally sent this from my phone.

Tethys 13 wrote:

Question of the Day:

You are at a party, and there is one slice of pizza/pie/cake left, that you would rather like. What do you do?

Laugh in everyone's face for being to slow to snag the last piece. Then go slapping things off shelves and raid the fridge. raiders gotta raid.

Guarntura wrote:

Lol F, i guess most non english characters it might have trouble with then? Like letters with accents?

yeah, i guess. the Patron in the patron company has a "," on top of the a in Patron.

Gormhuth wrote:

Damn Anaxopians.

:sunglasses:

Anaxopia wrote:

>Start a roundtable conference establishing the rules and regulations when discussing about the last slice of whatever food it is
>Next, have another conference on why x person should get the pizza
>Then form a democratically elected commission of 5 person that will judge who should get the last slice based on the previous argument
>Commission will then create guidelines and what their powers are, limits of their powers, and how will they operate
>This guideline will be voted by each person present and will require a 2/3rds majority to be put in place

Now that we have an organization to deal with this
>Each person present will submit a 300 words written essay on why they deserve the last slice (again)
>Commission will select 10% of essay to be voted by the other people (hope i make it into the 10%)
>People will vote on who should get the last slice

By this time, someone just ordered another box, rendering the entire process pointless, god bless anaxopia

god bless

WinProx wrote:

Steal the piece that Anaxopia worked hard to make an democratic process.

"boy did i call it or what"
-George Orwell (who was at the party(after writing 1984, of course)) when Winprox stole his pizza

WinProx wrote:

"There was a reason, I was hungry. And besides, Wasetshire purchased another one"
Wirox, the Horizon of WinProx who just stole a slice of pizza.

Wasetshire & Jammbo, you can call me Herts (or Clarkov, both work).

Tethys 13 wrote:

Question of the Day:

You are at a party, and there is one slice of pizza/pie/cake left, that you would rather like. What do you do?

Cut the slice in half and leave half for the next person. If the next person is me, repeat process an infinite number of times

Wasetshire and jammbo wrote:

Wasetshire & Jammbo, you can call me Herts (or Clarkov, both work).

Yeah, i know. I read your nation page.

WinProx wrote:

Yeah, i know. I read your nation page.

Good that you know then. I don't like being called 'Wasetshire'.