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Thursday at Tommy’s .. CATS DRINK FREE !!!

🎵 A cat's entitled to expect
These evidences of respect
So this is this, and that is that
And there's how you ad-dress a cat
🎵

Ah ! Cats drinking free !
Is that somekind of joke ?
No matter what you think
A cat never pays for his drink
They always seem to be broke.

There come the cats, ready to schmooze
There they come, rubbing against your leg
You know what they want : free booze
They´ll drink every flask, bottle, and keg
Not a drink left, that´s not very nice.
I say, cats, why don´t you go chase mice ?

Old Mister Johnson had troubles of his own
He had a yellow cat which wouldn't leave its home;
He tried and he tried to give the cat away,
He gave it to a man goin' far, far away.

But the cat came back the very next day,
The cat came back, we thought he was a goner
But the cat came back; it just couldn't stay away.
Away, away, yea, yea, yea

The man around the corner swore he'd kill the cat on sight,
He loaded up his shotgun with nails and dynamite;
He waited and he waited for the cat to come around,
Ninety seven pieces of the man is all they found.

But the cat came back the very next day,
The cat came back, we thought he was a goner
But the cat came back; it just couldn't stay away.
Away, away, yea, yea, yea

He gave it to a little boy with a dollar note,
Told him for to take it up the river in a boat;
They tied a rope around its neck, it must have weighed a pound
Now they drag the river for a little boy that's drowned.

But the cat came back the very next day,
The cat came back, we thought he was a goner
But the cat came back; it just couldn't stay away.
Away, away, yea, yea, yea

He gave it to a man going up in a balloon,
He told him for to take it to the man in the moon;
The balloon came down about ninety miles away,
Where he is now, well I dare not say.

But the cat came back the very next day,
The cat came back, we thought he was a goner
But the cat came back; it just couldn't stay away.
Away, away, yea, yea, yea

He gave it to a man going way out West,
Told him for to take it to the one he loved the best;
First the train hit the curve, then it jumped the rail,
Not a soul was left behind to tell the gruesome tale.

But the cat came back the very next day,
The cat came back, we thought he was a goner
But the cat came back; it just couldn't stay away.
Away, away, yea, yea, yea

The cat it had some company one night out in the yard,
Someone threw a boot-jack, and they threw it mighty hard;
It caught the cat behind the ear, she thought it rather slight,
When along came a brick-bat and knocked the cat out of sight

But the cat came back the very next day,
The cat came back, we thought he was a goner
But the cat came back; it just couldn't stay away.
Away, away, yea, yea, yea

Away across the ocean they did send the cat at last,
Vessel only out a day and making water fast;
People all began to pray, the boat began to toss,
A great big gust of wind came by and every soul was lost.

But the cat came back the very next day,
The cat came back, we thought he was a goner
But the cat came back; it just couldn't stay away.
Away, away, yea, yea, yea

On a telegraph wire, sparrows sitting in a bunch,
The cat was feeling hungry, thought she'd like 'em for a lunch;
Climbing softly up the pole, and when she reached the top,
Put her foot upon the electric wire, which tied her in a knot.

But the cat came back the very next day,
The cat came back, we thought he was a goner
But the cat came back; it just couldn't stay away.
Away, away, yea, yea, yea

The cat was a possessor of a family of its own,
With seven little kittens till there came a cyclone;
Blew the houses all apart and tossed the cat around,
The air was full of kittens, and not a one was ever found.

But the cat came back the very next day,
The cat came back, we thought he was a goner
But the cat came back; it just couldn't stay away.
Away, away, yea, yea, yea

The atom bomb fell just the other day,
The H-Bomb fell in the very same way;
Russia went, England went, and then the U.S.A.
The human race was finished without a chance to pray.

But the cat came back the very next day,
The cat came back, we thought he was a goner
But the cat came back; it just couldn't stay away.
Away, away, yea, yea, yea

The Cat Came Back !!! I remember that from when I was a child.

In the meantime it’s FRiiidddaaayyy. Breakfast milk and honeys are on the house.

Patriotism: First: Nelvana iii top 2%. Second: Big epic nation top 3%. Third: Iantopiia top 5% … Middle: District Line 39 bottom 16% … Last: Pencil Sharpeners bottom 0% (4th from bottom in the world)

In Grave raven, barges of dissidents are being "reeducated through water therapy" in the South Fong Sea.

In Burritobowl, Leader panders to nontraditional families.

In Quesan, students memorise knock-knock jokes for their mandatory twice-a-term Comedy Examinations.

Grave raven is finally back from the dead too - hallelujah !!! Also we welcome Burritobowl. That’s a large Friday milk and honey for both, please barman cutie.

Happy Friday !

Nelvana iii and TranSexy

Today in Nudist Dreamland : morning nudity now, casual nudity all day. Then there´s cocktail nudity and evening nudity.
Happy Friday !

I'll be wearing a stunning two piece outfit. 7" stripper heels.

TranSexy wrote:I'll be wearing a stunning two piece outfit. 7" stripper heels.

I´ll send in a proxy, for modesty. A lookalike to be nude in my stead.

I got a better idea. I´ll get bodypainted to look like I´m naked.

Does anyone remember this? I think we used to have Dress-up Friday. Does that ring a bell? This is strictly Nudist Dreamland but on some Fridays you could adorn yourself with a hat, wear feathers and even trews if they were fancy enough. It was a wee while ago, like ten to fifteen years probably.

Before my time, I´m afraid...Dancing Dragons was a year old fifteen years ago.
Look at us now. In a place where nations wear 7 inch stripper heels. An ingénue like me sticks out like a sore thumb.

Nations that wear clothes* should have their rights protected. We´re a proud minority.

*Leather not included.

Dancing Dragons wrote:Nations that wear clothes* should have their rights protected. We´re a proud minority.

*Leather not included.

Oh would you look at that?
I forgot my cat-o-nine tails!

There go the Yannsborg Citadel fireworks. Get ready for wild dancing on the dunes.

Average Income of Rich: First: The Choir Boy top 0.07%. Second: Grave raven top 0.2%. Third: Iantopiia top 2% … Middle: Neu spanland bottom 48% … Last: Pencil Sharpeners bottom 0% (LAST in the world)

In Dancing Dragons, anyone who so much as frowns risks being referred to a mental health unit.

In Nudesia, toy versions of heroin paraphernalia let kids pretend to be their favourite TV characters.

In Wailing Grannies, every workday begins with group therapy.

Watching the Champions League final, Liverpool vs Real Madrid. Two great teams. It could go either way.

Friends of Dorothy wrote:Watching the Champions League final, Liverpool vs Real Madrid. Two great teams. It could go either way.

I wish they'd all go either way.

Real Madrid win 1-0. I like both teams so it didn’t matter to me who won.

Joe McElderry Fan Club wrote:Average Income of Rich: … Last: Pencil Sharpeners bottom 0% (LAST in the world)

That I have the poorest rich people in the world is surely a sign of the wonderful equality in my nation, and not for... other reasons.

Friends of Dorothy wrote:Real Madrid win 1-0. I like both teams so it didn’t matter to me who won.

Courtois kept Real Madrid in the game by making sure Liverpool didn’t score.

Ideological Radicality: First: Pencil Sharpeners top 8%. Second: South west portis top 10%. Third: The Choir Boy top 10% … Middle: PoorChoices top 34% … Last: Gayeers bottom 7%

In Gay Catholic, local mafias have a tough time disposing of dead snitches without catching the attention of recycling authorities.

In Nudesia, mollycoddled youths run the country.

In Iantopiia, homophobia is off the menu.

Civil Rights: First: San Francesco Bay top 8%. Second: South west portis top 8%. Third: Pencil Sharpeners top 9% … Middle: Burritobowl top 23% … Last: The Choir Boy bottom 2%

In The Pub Cat, there's a lot of babies crying for milk in the middle of the day.

In Nudist union, citizens praise the weeds that overwhelm their narrow vegetable realm.

In Big epic nation, foreign lack of enthusiasm for Big epic nationian nose-flute disco metal is seen as a reasonable casus belli.

Friends of Dorothy wrote:Real Madrid win 1-0. I like both teams so it didn’t matter to me who won.

Tough for Liverpool on the homefront as well. Man. City wins the Premier League.

Alllow me to mention the untimely death of Andrew "Fletch" Fletcher, age 61, keyboard player and founding member of Depeche Mode.
R.I.P.

Liverpool won the FA Cup and the League Cup this year, so all was not lost.

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