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Dancing Dragons wrote:Cats, one of these days I'll want to see the colour of your money.

Life is unfair, I know. Cats don’t need money. We pay them and hope they’ll give us a moment of their attention.

Friends of Dorothy wrote:Life is unfair, I know. Cats don’t need money. We pay them and hope they’ll give us a moment of their attention.

They give the upholstery a lot of attention.
I have a cunning plan. We disguise as armchairs.
Sounds crazy, but it worked for Prof. Horace Slughorn in Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

And speaking of cats, here's a blast from the past.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uJ2cEc_TCH8

Cool for cats. That is a blast from the past.

We’ve had the fireworks at Yannsborg Citadel. Next up .. Wild Dancing on the Dunes

Automobile Manufacturing: First: The Choir Boy top 0.3%. Second: Test Icicle top 0.5%. Third: DiscLosure top 3% … Middle: Neu spanland bottom 20% … Last: Yannia bottom 0% (90th from bottom in NationStates)

In Eyeball Kicks, people are now classified as male, female, or genderqueer.

In Drunken Taxicabs, prudishness is on the way out.

In Carefree Island, the government puts forth the claim that harming young girls is wrong.

That's right, darlings. Tell it all to Deedee, the agony aunt.

"In Eyeball Kicks, people are now classified as male, female, or genderqueer."

Good show, dear. Being genderqueer can get you the best of both worlds. I once saw a tough, chauvinist western male falling head over heels for a Philippino ladyboy. Sometimes people don't know what they're looking for until they find it...

"In Drunken Taxicabs, prudishness is on the way out."

That's nice, darling. But give people the chance to be prudes. How else will they learn to taste the forbidden fruit ? Sometimes a good restraint can be quite liberating.

"In Carefree Island, the government puts forth the claim that harming young girls is wrong."

My word ! You need the government to tell you that ?
Sounds like you've got a long way to go. But you're on the right track to become a leader by example. Crack on !

Employment: First: Yannia top 0.006% (14th in NationStates). Second: Nelvana iii top 0.03% (55th in NationStates). Third: Icarianna top 0.3% … Middle: Discoveria II top 33% … Last: Grave raven bottom 0%

In Pabloh, social networking sites have discussion groups devoted to planning terrorist attacks.

In The Choir Boy, crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws.

In Pencil Sharpeners, the deaf are perplexed when the weather report tells them that the wind will be "bringing some rain along the Nazi ghosts".

Africa Cup of Nations final - Sénégal v Egypt

Mané v Salah.. This should be good.

After extra time, going to penalties. Egypt will be favourites for this.

Wrong … Sénégal WIN !!! That’s who I was hoping for.

Public Education: First: Yannia top 0.03% (76th in NationStates). Second: Nelvana iii top 0.04%. Third: The Nude Beach top 0.08% … Middle: Sharx top 9% … Last: Pencil Sharpeners bottom 0% (23rd from bottom in NationStates)

In Grave raven, metal detectors at school gates make sure that teenagers are carrying at least one sidearm.

In Nudesia, politicians accost strangers in the street to ask their problems.

In The kricathlyskonder, citizens praise the weeds that overwhelm their narrow vegetable realm.

Joe McElderry Fan Club wrote:

In The kricathlyskonder, citizens praise the weeds that overwhelm their narrow vegetable realm.

Reminds me of these song lyrics

"Turn and run!
Nothing can stop them
Around every river and canal their power is growing
Stamp them out!
We must destroy them
They infiltrate each city with their thick dark warning odour
They are invincible
They seem immune to all our herbicidal battering

Long ago in the Russian hills
A Victorian explorer found
The regal Hogweed by a marsh
He captured it and brought it home
Botanical creature stirs! Seeking revenge...
Royal beast did not forget
He came home to London
And made a present of the Hogweed
To the Royal Gardens at Kew

Waste no time!
They are approaching
Hurry now, we must protect ourselves and find some shelter
Strike by night!
They are defenceless
They all need the sun to photosensitize their venom

Still they're invincible
Still they're immune to all our herbicidal battering

Fashionable country gentlemen
Had some cultivated wild gardens
In which they innocently planted
The Giant Hogweed throughout the land
Botanical creature stirs! Seeking revenge...
Royal beast did not forget
Soon they escaped, spreading their seed
Preparing for an onslaught
Threatening the human race
Mighty Hogweed is avenged!
Human bodies soon will know our anger
Kill them with your Hogweed hairs!
Heracleum Mantegazziani"

The Return Of The Giant Hogweed Lyrics, Genesis, from album Nursery Cryme 1971.

New Poll • Have you eaten spinach in 2022?

Friends of Dorothy wrote:New Poll • Have you eaten spinach in 2022?

There's no Maybe or Dunno option?

Wadelhelpia wrote:There's no Maybe or Dunno option?

No "No yet, but I promise I will" either.

It's possible that I've eaten spinach but have forgotten.

Pencil Sharpeners wrote:It's possible that I've eaten spinach but have forgotten.

I remembered: i have eaten spinach.

Book Publishing: First: Icarianna top 0.07%. Second: Nudist Dreamland top 0.1%. Third: Friends of Dorothy top 0.2% … Middle: Yannia top 12% … Last: Pencil Sharpeners bottom 0% (68th from bottom in NationStates)

In Gay Parrot, crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force.

In This Is The Worst, the diplomatic corps tends to open negotiations by insulting all the foreigners in the room.

In Dancing Dragons, songs in 4/4 time are simply too common for the musical cognoscenti.

Tuesday is Trivia Showdown Night at Tommy’s bar

Here is your bonus question for a free milk and honey …

Has Wadelhelpia eaten spinach in 2022 ?

a) no

b) Wadelhelpia can’t remember

c) yes

Whisper your answer in Busty Sal’s ear. She’ll look it up in the Book of Answers.

Friends of Dorothy wrote:Tuesday is Trivia Showdown Night at Tommy’s bar

Here is your bonus question for a free milk and honey …

Has Wadelhelpia eaten spinach in 2022 ?

a) no

b) Wadelhelpia can’t remember

c) yes

Whisper your answer in Busty Sal’s ear. She’ll look it up in the Book of Answers.

Is there a question, any question at all, the Book hasn't an answer for ?
Including these two ?

Dancing Dragons wrote:Is there a question, any question at all, the Book hasn't an answer for ?
Including these two ?

The simple, stark reply is no. The Book has the answers to all questions.

The answer is C.

Evidence .. Wadelhelpia is heard to say, " i have eaten spinach ", a compellng clue.

That is top notch detective work, sweetie.

A large bonus question milk and honey for Rainbow, please barman cutie.

Joe McElderry Fan Club wrote:Book Publishing: […] Middle: Yannia top 12% […]

Eek! I must be slipping. I used to be much higher, but ever since i got my information tech in the plus, book publishing has been falling...

Yannia wrote:Eek! I must be slipping. I used to be much higher, but ever since i got my information tech in the plus, book publishing has been falling...

It was strange to see you in the middle for anything, my dear.

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