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Lappi
Drunkards, all moose farmers who survive by eating moss
Suomi
Emotionless, still most happy people, chill, don't stress
Lelies
Feel themselves better then the rest, aristocrats and bureaucrats...
Novgorod
Religious, have no sense of humour
Gotland
Farmers with thick moustaches, large families
Aland
Don't want to be part of Sjevre
'IRL northern Estonia'
crazy, alcohol drinking factory workers who have no reality in life.
Pärnu
'Too friendly', Farmers without a farm
Pskov
Incest, also large families
Around Sever(Riga)
Crazy people, with dark humor, like to torture each other, They bully the other regions, consider themselves superior
Ventspils sub region
'no one lives here'
Southern Baltic coasts region
Fishermen who never catch fish, don't like Germans
Southern Sjevre (Kaunas, Vilnissus 'Vilnius')
Consider themselves the region with the most cultural influence. Arrogant, don't like Russians
Aegaeum Mare | Everyone is always relaxed and goes to the beach every day and everyone speaks a different dialect of Greek.
Ancyra | They're basically just Turks, even though they look the same as everyone else, speak the same as everyone else, and most call themselves Romans.
Asia Minor Meridionalis | Hard to communicate because everyone seems to know more Latin than Greek.
Asia Minor Orientalis | "We should basically just give this back to Armenia lol"
Athenaensis Urbs | Laid-back and chill, no-one's every seen the countryside, words that would be considered "bad" outside of Athens are spoken regularly even in official contexts.
Britannia Minor & Brestensis Urbs | "Why are you even part of the Empire?"
Nicaeae | Everyone's super nationalistic and owns posters of the Empire in 117 AD.
Thracia | Everyone jokes about how they're just Oruzians who got stuck on one side of the border, if you tell them that then they will be p*ssed (especially since the recent invasion)
Trebizond | No-one's ever seen anyone from here.
Iuliopolensis Urbs | Everyone is monarchy fans and seem to mildy dislike Oruzia.
Italia as a whole | "You're the new guys, right?"
Cyprium | The only province that put themselves on their flag.
Libanus | Despite speaking Arabic, they are mostly Christian and are Phoenician fangirls.
Damascum | The most un-Roman province, there seems to be a big incident every few months.
Transjordane | Everyone's Arab, but they seem to not mind being Roman for some reason.
Iudaea | Jews keep moving here, although there doesn't seem to be any tension at all with the Arabs.
Ampuries
Elitist, moralist snobs that control the country thanks to their massive population and industry. Everyone hates them.
Eastside
Mafias, hard drugs, prostitution, constant state of war between the authorities and slavers or gangs.
Westside
Mines, heavy industry, pollution, slums everywhere (basically 19th centuary Britain irl). Everyone is very mean.
Riverdale
Ampuries but poorer and still has slavery.
Northwestern Territory (Namibia)
Desert where we test our nukes. And diamond mines.
Northern Colonies (Botswana and Zimbabwe)
Underdeveloped hellholes.
Madagascar
Everyone wants to go to Madagascar because life is actually decent there! Oh, and gambling.
Congo and Northeastern Colonies
Wait, we actually own them?
Gold Coast Colonies
Miserable, even for Vantierian standards. Everyone is either a slave, a prostitute or soon-to-be food. Or all.
Puerto Rico
Everyone just disappeared when we arrived...
Home Islands (Archipelagic South East Asia)
- Rich Tycoons or Tough Fishermen and Sailors
Northern Islands (Aleutian Islands, Jan Mayen and Arctic Islands)
- Crazy Frozen Rural folk, often joked to be inbred
Independent Territories (All Autonomous Regions except Chile)
- Weird people with weird practices and governments
Chilean Autonomous Region
- Only major colony, recently integrated with odd differences in dialect among the natives.
Fascinating fact
The job with the highest mortality rate in the US is the position of United States President, 18% of the Presidents died while in office. That is 25 times more then the job with the second highest mortality rate; Lumberjacks
Sulasburg, Kingdom of the Indus, and Romanum et Britannia Minor
New Innovation succeeded by the SSP (parts of text copied from wikipedia)
A hyperloop is a proposed high-speed transportation system for both public and goods transport. Hyperloop systems comprise three essential elements: tubes, pods, and terminals. The tube is a large sealed, low-pressure system (usually a long tunnel). The pod is a coach pressurized at atmospheric pressure that runs substantially free of air resistance or friction inside this tube, using magnetic propulsion (in some cases augmented by a ducted fan). The terminal handles pod arrivals and departures.
The initial concept incorporated reduced-pressure tubes in which pressurized capsules ride on air bearings driven by linear induction motors and axial compressors. Transportation analysts challenged the cost estimates included in the white paper, with some predicting that a realized hyperloop would be several billion dollars over budget.
The first proposed route will be from Kaliningrad to Vilnissus, the estimated speed is 700 km/h as lead engineer of the project Vladislav Traukaci calculated.
Hey everyone,
How wonderful it is to see the LDU continuing to thrive! It's great to see so many familiar nations and plenty new ones too.
As I've said since day one, and as was written in our first constitution, this is a democratic member-led region. It always has been, and always will be. To be clear, the political freedoms and civil liberties requirement wasn't my rule, but one agreed by members at the time. And which members are of course free to change.
Aside from insisting that this is a member-led, democratic region, I've always been clear about one other thing: this freedom, plurality and democracy is "underpinned by a commitment to open, fair, compassionate society within a market economy where all people enjoy equal protection of civil rights and political freedoms. Therefore, the Liberal Democratic Union explicitly condemns fascism, communism, and all forms of dictatorship."
I always wanted to be clear from that right from the start. I doubt anyone would confuse this for a communist or fascist region. But in the unlikely event of an attempted communist/fascist takeover, it's better to have been upfront!
Hope that gives some reassurance. You've all built a truly great region here. If there's anything I can do to help you in anyway, do feel free to let me know!
Potenzia, Vantier, Sjevre, Oruzia, and 6 othersSulasburg, So pep, Kingdom of the Indus, Tuthar, Usoniy, and Romanum et Britannia Minor
How did everyone come up with their province names? Did you base them off of the RL names?
I haven't really determined the names of mine yet.
Thanks for you beautiful words. I can unsure you that this region, thanks to commitments from not only me (who has been in a government position this whole time) but everyone, that this region is truly a region led by the member states. We are happy to see you’re back. We’ve got a hard time without you, gone through a raid and met some terrorists on the way. But we’ve come out of all our problems and we still flourish. There is a lot we can tell you, about what happened.
Greets
Sjevre
Potenzia, Ainland, and Romanum et Britannia Minor
*assure
RP
Worldvision Main Hall
The doors burst violently open, and the Sula delegation, led by a very drunk Éfil Iyuvos (Sula pop star), stumbles in.
An confused attendant steps forward cautiously: “Excuse me, sir, I don’t mean to be impolite, but, well, what are you doing here?”
Iyuvos: “For deh, uh, wassit, deh Worldo-visshun thing, y’know, like, songs n’ stuff…”
The attendant, visibly distressed, retrieves a tablet containing the registry: “Sir, May I have your name?”
Iyuvos looks up indignantly, surprised at not being recognized: “I-I’m the greatesht mu-music, uh, musician in Europe, Éfil Iyu-uvosh, obvioussleh…”
Attendant: “I’m sorry, sir, you don’t seem to have been registered.”
Iyuvos: “Whaddya mean registererert, I don’t have to do no registers-“ promptly vomits
The attendant, after calling for cleanup: “Yes, sir, all national delegations wishing to participate had to register, and very far in advance at that.”
Iyuvos: “Naw, yur lying, I know cuz like, last year, I didn’t have none of that registungering to do, no sir.”
Attendant: “Ah yes, you participated last year. We all remember that… Well, anyways, it’s always the government that registers for the musicians, and I believe your government had more pressing things to see to. I’m very sorry sir, but you can’t come in.”
Iyuvos, grabbing at the attendant’s collar but missing and holding onto his shoulder instead: “Now, yullisten here, d’yuh know how f-famous I am! Just lemmego in, I’ll, uh, like, buy you something, yeah, like, something real expensive, *hiccups* and I can go in, our little shecrert.”
Attendant: “Security!”
Iyuvos, this time succeeding in grabbing the collar: “Now lisshun t’me, if you don’t lemme in, I’ll, I’ll… aaahgh!” pulls back fist for a punch, but misses and spins onto the ground, is picked up by the security
Security guard: “Mr Iyuvos, we’re going to have to ask you to leave.”
Iyuvos: “You, you little-“ hand is put over his mouth and he’s dragged out, the delegation (which had remained strangely quiet) follows
The doors slam, and the attendant sits down and wipes his brow. Several onlookers hastily begin to post recordings.
Thx.. wasn’t sure how to write it
Not much for me to say that has yet to be said, but again thank you for putting this all together to begin with, and your return is something that I’m sure has been greeted with celebration by all here.
Potenzia, Ainland, Sjevre, and Romanum et Britannia Minor
Welcome back,
I truly believe the LDU has evolved into a great region over the past year or two despite being founderless. As you can see, the Constitution has been updated quite a few times with new positions added. Many things have been amended or annulled, depending what seems to work best for the region, but I still believe the region abides by our founding principles and common purpose.
For example, we do allow nations that are dictatorships or communist in order to liven up the role-play, but I don't feel that any of these nations actually have these ideologies in real life.
I wasn't involved with the region much when you were originally active but nice to see you back and hope you'll stick around. :)
Potenzia
President of the LDU
Ainland, Chitral, Sjevre, Sulasburg, and 1 otherRomanum et Britannia Minor
Question of the Day: What are your highest & lowest ranked regional/world statistics?
Sjevre, Sulasburg, and Romanum et Britannia Minor
Recreational drug use is highest and defence forces is lowest for both region and world. Wonderful combination, I know :)
Ainland and Romanum et Britannia Minor
Agriculture, culture, and economy are my highest.
Charmlessness, obesity, and primitiveness are my lowest.
Ainland and Romanum et Britannia Minor
With being number one in agriculture, our nation has been known for being one of the world's largest suppliers of plant-based drugs such as cocaine, opiates, cannabis, and psilocybin/mushrooms (all mainly used for pharmaceutical purposes).
Sulasburg and Romanum et Britannia Minor
What a wonderful relationship we have
Potenzia, Ainland, and Romanum et Britannia Minor
Inclusiveness and niceness, and then patriotism and corruption round out the worldwide top and bottom three respectively, inclusiveness is exchanged for compassion and insurance industry for corruption in the region.
Ainland and Romanum et Britannia Minor
We top the region for cheerfulness, whilst ranking bottom for both arms manufacturing and mining industries.
Best world ranking is youth rebelliousness, with worst being compliance. Which seems to correlate.
However, as well as being cheerful we're also very high on rudeness. And we have a major crime problem. But we do have a booming beverage sales industry... So choose Ainland for your next vacation!
Highest: Influence (although Potenzia is closing in on me really fast), Residency, Foreign Aid, (I'm second in WA endorsements on wich I'm really proud)
Lowest: Gambling, Employement (bruh), Political Apathy, Retail and Patriotism?!!??
Potenzia, Ainland, Sulasburg, and Romanum et Britannia Minor
RP
The outstanding liberal victory
The breakup of the Conservative party did really change how Vants view the right wing. Now, they consider them disunited, weak and too arrogant to agree on something without their parties collapsing. And that was proven in the election.
The communist and fascists were absolutely devastated, and their parties are basically out of the picture. The communist party was expected to get a better result, due to their extensive use of propaganda, but they were himiliated. And the same goes for the fascists, though their horrible result was more expected.
Justine Dugas, leader of the National Party, thought she was going to crush her rivals, but she was unsuccessful. The NP did fare better than the communists or fascists, but Justine Dugas will spend the following days raging and crying, since she will not be PM anytime soon.
The People's Party got an awful result. The moderate conservatives have voted for the Liberals and the NP, and the People's Party has been a great disappointment.
The Liberal party and the SDLP will form a coalition, and they will form a new government. The liberal leader, Alex Duvalier, will become PM. Ze is the first non-binary Prime Minister in the history of Vantier, since ze identifies hirself as "gender-neutral". But, of course, ze is white and owns an arms manufacturer.
Potenzia, Pan-Pacific States, Sjevre, Sulasburg, and 1 otherRomanum et Britannia Minor
Highest: rudeness, wealth gaps and retail.
Lowest: income equality, lifespan and tourism.
Very surprising, right?
Potenzia, Sjevre, Sulasburg, and Romanum et Britannia Minor
RP
Although the Savraan Government does not send out an official congratulations to Alex Duvalier yet. A sigh of relief was made by the Savraan Political world, a large bullet has been dodged and a possible enemy can possibily be written off as enemy and made a possible friend. The victory of the Liberal party is seen as a fantastic thing in a nation as Vantier.
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