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Nora States wrote:Because Woolosians can't be funny, thus comedians don't exist

Oh that makes sense.

Free city of eastern shuckleita wrote:"They could turn us in... how about this, you get paid after you arrive."
"That's not part of the deal."
"Drugging us wasn't either."
"Fine, but if you ain't paying then no matter what knife skills your man has it ain't stoppin are guns."
A random woman brings out three vials. Two of them are large for adults, the other is tiny, for the child.

Hab'cae: "I'm still very unsure of this..."

North American Imperial State wrote:Wooloos would slowly begin to pull back military forces

And now news agencies and media companies in Vssthak would continue to make fun of the Wooloosians with some of them talking about how they're winning a war against them simply using jokes

North American Imperial State wrote:Woolooisan Commedians who did infact make jokes about the laughable wooloosian military incomptence on Noio:

Bruh

Must have forgotten to RP that.

Vsshtak wrote:So does anyone else want to watch this satire comedy show?
Kasnu uncensored will start broadcasting it's channels anywhere with permission

They asked by all of the Duchies of Sol and the Neo Lagos duchies to begin broadcasting, the rest respectfully decline

Vsshtak wrote:So does anyone else want to watch this satire comedy show?
Kasnu uncensored will start broadcasting it's channels anywhere with permission

Go ahead.

New Ryansville wrote:They asked by all of the Duchies of Sol and the Neo Lagos duchies to begin broadcasting, the rest respectfully decline

And so they also began broadcasting an the mentioned areas

don't shows usually hire people to review a show to ensure it's either appropriate, and doesn't copyright anything? So canonically funnie lizards are either sus or missed that Jake is 15 making them incompetent.

Untecna wrote:Go ahead.

Kasnu uncensored starts broadcasting in untecna it already has extremely high ratings in Vssthak and it's unexpected popularity across the galaxy has resulted in the episodes becoming more high production

Well

Being a democracy has honestly being quite fun so far

Vsshtak wrote:Kasnu uncensored starts broadcasting in untecna it already has extremely high ratings in Vssthak and it's unexpected popularity across the galaxy has resulted in the episodes becoming more high production

It quickly catches on in Untecna.

Nora States wrote: don't shows usually hire people to review a show to ensure it's either appropriate, and doesn't copyright anything? So canonically funnie lizards are either sus or missed that Jake is 15 making them incompetent.

He's been 15 for 90 years at this point and also it's just a minority of people making memes like that others are making fun of other things

Nora States wrote: don't shows usually hire people to review a show to ensure it's either appropriate, and doesn't copyright anything? So canonically funnie lizards are either sus or missed that Jake is 15 making them incompetent.

You’re right, seems a bit sus.

Vsshtak wrote:He's been 15 for 90 years at this point and also it's just a minority of people making memes like that others are making fun of other things

I also didn't actually know he was 15

Vsshtak wrote:He's been 15 for 90 years at this point and also it's just a minority of people making memes like that others are making fun of other things

I know, but it's funny Woolos is seeking for ammo against you and can't do it properly

Vsshtak wrote:I also didn't actually know he was 15

Yea, maybe check that first.

North American Imperial State wrote:Yea, maybe check that first.

Well that's a mistake corrected in that case

North American Imperial State wrote:Yea, maybe check that first.

They tried to correct the mistake, but you didn’t allow them to.
Don’t try to blame them, when you’re the one at fault.

A speech that was broadcast

"People often blame circumstance for the way that things are. They portray themselves as the victims of the events in history that act as these great contributory factors that maligns or uplifts their existence. The world is not fixed though, and neither are the paths that we take comeplled by the directives of the past. Therefore, in all choices we make, the faults and glories lie in us alone. We are not bound by chance or by history, but only by the ceaseless, inevitable, and sinful act of decision. No paths are fated, but many will seem to have always been as we look back in regret. Today, the Orientemians shall see their chosen path of fire, for in slaughtering our own they have accepted that they repay their murderous deeds in the same."

- Cybele Cortocus, Meadrish Scholarch

Operation Sacred Solitude - Invasion of Orientemia

After careful consideration of exactly what operation Sacred Solitude will be, with Church officials having to decide between a "Hemantrization" operation that deals particularly in matters relating to xenos, as well as an "Integration" operation that deals with matters relating to faith and ideology, the Church would opt to decide on the latter. With this, the Order of the Integrities would be assigned to deal with the Ryutenian menace known as the Orientemian separatists, who have unlawfully claimed the lives of several Crymenatheans during its illegal declaration of independence from the Magna Commonwealth. Cybele Cortcus, the Scholarch of Meadrin, would be assigned by the Custodian Matrix to oversee this campaign until its optimal end with the extermination of those actors responsible for the murder.

A force of about 120,000 Oranic soldiers would be fielded by the Kingdom of the Orange Creek, including some 3,000 Integrities belonging to the many far reaches of the Crymenathean Church including the Great Liang, the Lazic Republic, and even the Martian Coprates in a coordinated effort to topple the Orientemian regime. This would also be the largest gathering of Oranic Integrities since the arduous operation to expel the Alexandrian Empire from Earth roughly more than a century ago, and would be the Oranic branch's most expensive undertaking up until this point. Yet, the undertaking is expensive because the Church knows that it would not cost much in expenses nor in losses, for the Orientemians had already been infiltrated by the Magna's Red Agents. This grand ensemble will only serve to legitimize what was to come.

These soldiers would be fitted into 600 Platon-class carriers at 200 men apiece, and would be guided by 120 Marinus-class space frigates and 40 Nestoras-class space cruisers towards Ryuten. Here, Cybele's position as supreme commander of the invading forces would be justified; Ryuten is the heartland of the Meadrish nation, where Cybele is from. Not only the most proficient in military affairs among the Scholarchs, this special familarity with the region is another major reasoning behind her selection, which had been otherwise unusual as the Church had been expected to instead appoint the Twin Scholarchs to conduct the invasion being as the bulk of the invading force was primarily composed of ethnic Oranics after all.

After reaching Ryuten without much resistance, the first signs of Sacred Solitude would appear over the heavens ahead, as the frigates begin to directly over the coordinates of the Orientemian heartland. As the cruisers begin setting up their own superweapons and as the carriers prepare their landing ops, the frigates move forwards as the vanguard of the invasion fleet in order to deal with any Orientemian spacecraft, space stations, satellites, and whatever other spatial apparatuses they may be keeping. As with its previous operations, the Church would make no attempt to preserve enemy material, and rather than attempt risky hijackings or deactivation attacks, they immediately opt to instead default to missile strikes on enemy targets so that any utility that the Orientemians may have could be disabled immediately.

While the conflict begins in outer space, a message is sent to the Magna Commonwealth alerting them of the beginning of the invasion.

Socialist States of Ludistan

North tankston empire wrote:Oh sorry

Its all good Tonk 😀

New Ryansville wrote:page=poll/p=187849
also the owl patty was gonna be a pickachu thing

Reeeeeee

Alliance To Restore the Wooloosian Republic: "See

Kobolds are pervets too, Wait...Wooloos is distred...I wonder how far i could get in the core,
I need to start Seizing the Major Population Centers"

A Vssthak Media company and a group of comedians started a meme War not expecting it to go like this

Orange Creek wrote:
A speech that was broadcast

"People often blame circumstance for the way that things are. They portray themselves as the victims of the events in history that act as these great contributory factors that maligns or uplifts their existence. The world is not fixed though, and neither are the paths that we take comeplled by the directives of the past. Therefore, in all choices we make, the faults and glories lie in us alone. We are not bound by chance or by history, but only by the ceaseless, inevitable, and sinful act of decision. No paths are fated, but many will seem to have always been as we look back in regret. Today, the Orientemians shall see their chosen path of fire, for in slaughtering our own they have accepted that they repay their murderous deeds in the same."

- Cybele Cortocus, Meadrish Scholarch

Operation Sacred Solitude - Invasion of Orientemia

After careful consideration of exactly what operation Sacred Solitude will be, with Church officials having to decide between a "Hemantrization" operation that deals particularly in matters relating to xenos, as well as an "Integration" operation that deals with matters relating to faith and ideology, the Church would opt to decide on the latter. With this, the Order of the Integrities would be assigned to deal with the Ryutenian menace known as the Orientemian separatists, who have unlawfully claimed the lives of several Crymenatheans during its illegal declaration of independence from the Magna Commonwealth. Cybele Cortcus, the Scholarch of Meadrin, would be assigned by the Custodian Matrix to oversee this campaign until its optimal end with the extermination of those actors responsible for the murder.

A force of about 120,000 Oranic soldiers would be fielded by the Kingdom of the Orange Creek, including some 3,000 Integrities belonging to the many far reaches of the Crymenathean Church including the Great Liang, the Lazic Republic, and even the Martian Coprates in a coordinated effort to topple the Orientemian regime. This would also be the largest gathering of Oranic Integrities since the arduous operation to expel the Alexandrian Empire from Earth roughly more than a century ago, and would be the Oranic branch's most expensive undertaking up until this point. Yet, the undertaking is expensive because the Church knows that it would not cost much in expenses nor in losses, for the Orientemians had already been infiltrated by the Magna's Red Agents. This grand ensemble will only serve to legitimize what was to come.

These soldiers would be fitted into 600 Platon-class carriers at 200 men apiece, and would be guided by 120 Marinus-class space frigates and 40 Nestoras-class space cruisers towards Ryuten. Here, Cybele's position as supreme commander of the invading forces would be justified; Ryuten is the heartland of the Meadrish nation, where Cybele is from. Not only the most proficient in military affairs among the Scholarchs, this special familarity with the region is another major reasoning behind her selection, which had been otherwise unusual as the Church had been expected to instead appoint the Twin Scholarchs to conduct the invasion being as the bulk of the invading force was primarily composed of ethnic Oranics after all.

After reaching Ryuten without much resistance, the first signs of Sacred Solitude would appear over the heavens ahead, as the frigates begin to directly over the coordinates of the Orientemian heartland. As the cruisers begin setting up their own superweapons and as the carriers prepare their landing ops, the frigates move forwards as the vanguard of the invasion fleet in order to deal with any Orientemian spacecraft, space stations, satellites, and whatever other spatial apparatuses they may be keeping. As with its previous operations, the Church would make no attempt to preserve enemy material, and rather than attempt risky hijackings or deactivation attacks, they immediately opt to instead default to missile strikes on enemy targets so that any utility that the Orientemians may have could be disabled immediately.

While the conflict begins in outer space, a message is sent to the Magna Commonwealth alerting them of the beginning of the invasion.

Socialist States of Ludistan

(Thanks. I’ll go to bed now, as I have work tomorrow. But I’ll respond as soon as possible.)

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