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Go ahead. Normally Murray would welcome you, but he's busy right now...something about boatloads of bloodthirsty Scandinavian Mauraders. Therefore I will give you the greetings

Welcome to the AO, the EVILEST region in NS...blah, blah, blah...round up your native sentients...blah, blah, blah...the docile penguins make excellent butlers and testing subjects, while the more vicious ones make excelkent shock troops...Blah, blah, blah maniacal laughter and glowing clouds across your borders. Thats just progress as we like to call it....blah, blah, blah...heres some free tickets to Murrayland, the region's EVILEST theme park, and an Limited Collector's Edition anatomically correct action figure of Empress Jhessan Spaulding as a welcoming gift.

Action figures you say? Evil you say? sounds like home to me. So have I missed anything good in the last 5 years?

Ainocra wrote:Action figures you say? Evil you say? sounds like home to me. So have I missed anything good in the last 5 years?

Not really some idiot recently wanted to get rid of the WA Headquarters so the Ambassadors could work from home, most proposals now read like damned Law Briefs, and the Festering Snakepit has gotten Fluffier. On the bright side, Jenny Chiang is now the Kennyite President, The Strangers Bar is still open, Empress Jhessan is married, and my Deputy Ambassador to the Festering Snakepit is a 7' talking gorilla who plays the piano in the Strangers Bar.

The Palentine wrote:Not really some idiot recently wanted to get rid of the WA Headquarters so the Ambassadors could work from home, most proposals now read like damned Law Briefs, and the Festering Snakepit has gotten Fluffier. On the bright side, Jenny Chiang is now the Kennyite President, The Strangers Bar is still open, Empress Jhessan is married, and my Deputy Ambassador to the Festering Snakepit is a 7' talking gorilla who plays the piano in the Strangers Bar.

Has Jenny banned clothing yet or is that still in the works? A gorilla you say? Does he enjoy scotch?

you had me at "anatomically correct"

My Deputy's name is Philo Simeon. He actually prefers to drink Sarsaparilla. He does like a good cigar. He does have one quirk though...never call him an ape, monkey, or gorilla. Doing so won't end well. Other than that he's a rather nice fellow.😉

(OOC:I based his personality on Benjamin J. Grimm aka The Thing, and Sam Simeon from Angel and the Ape)

Perpetual Exemption wrote:you had me at "anatomically correct"

Hehehehe

The Palentine wrote:My Deputy's name is Philo Simeon. He actually prefers to drink Sarsaparilla. He does like a good cigar. He does have one quirk though...never call him an ape, monkey, or gorilla. Doing so won't end well. Other than that he's a rather nice fellow.😉

(OOC:I based his personality on Benjamin J. Grimm aka The Thing, and Sam Simeon from Angel and the Ape)

Well Cigars you say? I think I can help with that

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Palentinean novella fans become unusually flustered when thinking about Empress Jhessan Spaulding.
😁

They can join the rest of us.

No updates to map for a bit. Google has decided that I am too poor/outdated to use my google drive on every computer I have access too. So yet another aspect of the technological terror of modern life I am cut off from thanks to arbitrary decisions, bad coding, and ridiculous idiocy. I miss when things worked and made sense... *cuts self off before launching into a suicidal-depressive tirade of Kaczynskian ranting.*

Exxosia wrote:No updates to map for a bit. Google has decided that I am too poor/outdated to use my google drive on every computer I have access too. So yet another aspect of the technological terror of modern life I am cut off from thanks to arbitrary decisions, bad coding, and ridiculous idiocy. I miss when things worked and made sense... *cuts self off before launching into a suicidal-depressive tirade of Kaczynskian ranting.*

<sends a couple Canopian Catgirls over to cheer Exxosia up.>

The Palentine wrote:<sends a couple Canopian Catgirls over to cheer Exxosia up.>

Thank you, I shall try not to shatter their pelvises. But I assure you that the Imperial concubines have medical care above and beyond anything else in the region.

Perhaps you'd be interested in some of our bone replacement technology? Carbon fiber makes wonderful pelvic implants....

So I started to look at my upcoming annual rotation of officers and I realized that "Santa Blonde" is coming to the leadership position of Retired WerePenguins. I think I might start getting active in national role play again.

hello.

Firestorm21 wrote:hello.

hello? goodbye?

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Dumoflage wrote:hello? goodbye?

I suspect they're a Raider scout. I'm keeping an eye of their travels for a bit.😉

They do seem to be bouncing a bit

The Palentine wrote:I suspect they're a Raider scout. I'm keeping an eye of their travels for a bit.😉

Looking at some of their messages, I am almost certain they are. Scouting to see what kind of regional government is there and how quickly people respond to test the immune system of the region.

I don't know why they do not give us tools to fight off raider/griefers aside from locking the region. Even just weighting that the oldest nations in a region have to comply with changes to region command structures would help. That way a raider group could come in, try to pull stuff, but would have their hands tied without Krio, Kenny, Palentine , Cottia, Jenstown, and myself validating it. Any nation with a residency over 1500 gets blackball power.

hello, all I am sorry that you guys seem to think that I am some sort of raider scout. I assure you that I am not I am just looking for an active region with a regional government to become involved in.

I am a puppet nation of Snowing21 Historian/Chancery for The Great North.

precisely what a raider scout would say :)

*passes out pitchforks*

you can easily verify this claim by going to the region The Great North and asking any member of our Northern Council the King Ellenburg will verify my claim and you can see my main account there as Historian/Chancery

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