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Only 3% of my people die from old age. >:)

Goals, goals goals. I am trying to boost my murder rate, but i got too good of a police force

You'd simply become a corporate dictatorship. Read 1984. Although it's not necessarily attributed to the government, they were essentially a government that controlled all businesses, or vicea versa.

Do you think drug use may be related to the accidental deaths?

Indeed. More people die, more souls to harvest

I take it Azazel was taken, welcome. Did it hurt when you fell

When brimstone hits you in the balls, does it hurt?
Answer: probably.

Time, only time does that. No leaving, if you leave influence resets.

i decide to implement a very small scale laissez faire operation and all my goverment owned industry becomes private..... Thats like a big 50 %! What is this absurdity?

phewwww. . .there was this old guy with a beard who was glowing and came in a vision to be trying to convince me to be good and come to the light or some such nonsense.

luckily I was not seduced by his promises of and I quote "A better existence and a more temperate climate up above"

for word my friend it came to pass that an entity clad in light and anthropomorphized as an elderly gentleman attempted to seduce me to the light side! go figure.

I havent been on. I don't always use this account. My internet is kaput.